💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Adamska]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=IkEmPa1yp3oJack is convinced all meat is fake if it doesn't have a bone.

Fat retard buys new device to show it off as a toy for narc supply; too lazy to even cook what he fucking ground as an example for his COOKING show.

Definitely reminding me why I much prefer just watching Ordinary Sausage over these sad jokes of a video.

As for him not using a Stand Mixer; I think he has one, but he just is too lazy and Tammy doesn't want to take it out because it'd have to be cleaned up after use and FUCK THAT. This goblino buys grills and pans because he can't ever be fucked to wash them down after all.

Also you are completely correct @AltisticRight ; the final product for the "ice cream" looks disturbingly like blended Balut.

 

[Goatchoker]

I accidentally hyper fixated on the way he holds his fork and brings the bacon to his mouth for a bite and for some reason this video makes me so damn angry lol. It’s fucking horrifying. These videos just keep getting worse and worse.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Dunno if this was shared here, but it's a good breakdown.
The chef is very sober and matter-of-fact, and he seems genuinely horrified by this abomination of a dish.
I like his point that if you're going to use chips instead of tortillas, why not just make nachos instead?

 

[Space Police]

Rob put up a new Restaurant Roulette! I like how Rob always shows us interesting spots in Wisconsin -- it contrasts with Jack's complete lack of curiosity about the world.

 

[AnOminous]

Jagoff of course doesn't want any fruit. Nothing healthy for him. No only eggs, sausage and bacon. What a faggot.

Christ this brain-damaged retard is slurring like he's drunk. Strokes. A helluva drug.

 

[Tiresome]

Rob put up a new Restaurant Roulette! I like how Rob always shows us interesting spots in Wisconsin -- it contrasts with Jack's complete lack of curiosity about the world.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EcuH41_WZAI

Love Liquid Jack and Liquid Tam. Couldn't be more friendly, pleasant and personable. As usual, Rob does everything to show up Jack's retarded idea of content in a subtle and effortless way.

 

[AnOminous]

I like his point that if you're going to use chips instead of tortillas, why not just make nachos instead?

I like how quickly he caught on that Jack is such a massive manbabby that he's obsessed with anything called "Jack."

I also love his increasing facial expressions of horror and disgust.

He can't decide whether he wants to cry or vomit more.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Jack is totally that type of mongoloid who starts conversations with "So, I was on X the other day..", causes wide-scale confusion, and then geefully reminds people that per Daddy Elon Twitter is now X and they should get with the times.

 

[Piggle Rick]

Love Liquid Jack and Liquid Tam. Couldn't be more friendly, pleasant and personable. As usual, Rob does everything to show up Jack's retarded idea of content in a subtle and effortless way.

I wonder whether they could include Hooligans and The Sliding Door (or whatever it is) on their next Roulette. That might be cute.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

That might be the most half-assed JOTG yet, which is impressive considering how half-assed most of them are

Lol soon JOTG will just be jack burping and farting while Hammy feeds him a a McChurger in a neck brace while he slurs out “real meat gud! A+” at some highway rest stop McDonald’s / Sbarro combination staffed by Memphis thugs.

C'mon it's Tennessee. That's one part of the country where "Country Gravy" is available as a beverage. I'm surprised they're not fatter.


All you can eat breakfast is $17 a person. Meaning they'll wind up getting $10 worth of food and he'll give the place an A+ because of all the portions of fat and grease that came with it.

Jagoff of course doesn't want any fruit. Nothing healthy for him. No only eggs, sausage and bacon. What a faggot.


And yet his ass just keeps expanding.

Jack sucks at being fat compared to other newer YT personalities like Smokey mountain Faith Food and Fat. They are not fake southerners like Jack and also can live happily and healthy at any size while jack strokes out at only 2/3 their diameter.

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At this point I’m convinced that he needs to stop ripping off high schools and his megamurdurchurch’s men’s ministry for merch inspiration and just hire Junior to design a line of wigger streetwear for him. He could literally do better with a a pajeet on fiver.

Tammy’s new nickname in my head is now “The Arm” since that’s all she is to Jack.

“Everyone needs a Handme”

 

[Octopi]

Jack is totally that type of mongoloid who starts conversations with "So, I was on X the other day..", causes wide-scale confusion, and then geefully reminds people that per Daddy Elon Twitter is now X and they should get with the times.

It's actually very progressive of him, he doesn't want to deadname X.

 

[Kosher Salt]

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Jack is totally that type of mongoloid who starts conversations with "So, I was on X the other day..", causes wide-scale confusion, and then geefully reminds people that per Daddy Elon Twitter is now X and they should get with the times.

I like how Jack, professional YouTuber, lumps YouTube in with "one I forgot".

 

[RL Steinbeck]

and also can live happily and healthy at any size

…I get what you’re saying, but calling those two people “healthy” is delusional, lol.

 

[Neko GF]

Viral Burger Tacos​

(08/25/23)

Original:

Spoiler: Archive (720p):

 

[Tiresome]

Viral Burger Tacos​

(08/25/23)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UFtBPwNk8uI

Spoiler: Archive (720p):

SaveTube.io-Viral Burger Tacos.mp4

I know Jack didn't come up with this recipe because he never comes up with anything, but this seems particularly retarded and pointless. Some grown-ass child came up with this and our rapidly-approaching-the-end-of-his-life child thought it'd be a good idea, because he has zero taste.

 

[Remember to dilate]

Viral Burger Tacos​

(08/25/23)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UFtBPwNk8uI

Spoiler: Archive (720p):

SaveTube.io-Viral Burger Tacos.mp4

Mmmm raw ground beef on a taco

 

[Femboy Breeder]

Rob put up a new Restaurant Roulette! I like how Rob always shows us interesting spots in Wisconsin -- it contrasts with Jack's complete lack of curiosity about the world.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EcuH41_WZAI

No clue who this is since I don’t browse this thread enough but he seems pretty based and wholesome pilled

 

[Rubber Plant]

I know Jack didn't come up with this recipe because he never comes up with anything, but this seems particularly retarded and pointless. Some grown-ass child came up with this and our rapidly-approaching-the-end-of-his-life child thought it'd be a good idea, because he has zero taste.

I saw Pitmaster X make this a week ago, I made it and thought it was a pretty decent idea. But then again he's a competent chef vs whatever Jack is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A5QV7s0jGm0

 

[DontEatThat_2.0]

Viral Burger Tacos​

(08/25/23)

Original:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=UFtBPwNk8uI

Spoiler: Archive (720p):

SaveTube.io-Viral Burger Tacos.mp4

The fact Jack couldnt cut a tomato slice in half, so he decided to bite it in half. Then he regretted putting in a plant in his mouth so he smashed the other tomato slice in half on the taco is both hilarious and childlike.

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Let's give a shoutout to the MVP of the CWJ in 2023: The scalfatty's new countertop which has been maintaining Jack's sheer heft upright the whole year. Would be hilarious if it eventually gives out due to the pernicious structural damage fatty causes whenever he leans his entire obese abdomen into to it to take a bite.