💪 Tough Guys Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[TheOtherSideofMakeBelieve]

Ok its tropey and clichéd, but the bare bones idea, a murder mystery on a Generation Ship carrying the refugees of a dead Earth to a new home, could be a pretty good story if it was done right and by someone who knew what they were doing, that didn't ham fistedly shove their own wet brain political biases into a story already padded out by clumsy prose and half realized ideas.

It's not a novel but Analogue: A Hate Story is a pretty interesting take on that idea. It's a (Canadian I think?) visual novel about a guy who tracks down an ancient failed generation ship floating in space. He tries to figure out exactly what happened so it's just hours and hours of reading through system logs and the personal entries of various individuals on the ship while gradually piecing together the timeline from departure to total collapse. All the while there's a pair of AIs, only one of which can be active at a time because the reactor doesn't have enough output to sustain both AI cores simultaneously anymore, let alone the entirety of the ship, who will offer additional insights and opinions on the logs you're reading.

I won't go too far into it in case anyone wants to read it but basically at some point the people in charge decided to revert (or perhaps had the idea from the start and just had to wait until they were far enough from Earth for Earth to do anything about it) to the culture of pre-industrial Korea and abandon the idea of finding a new home.

For the two AIs, one is more modern and progressive and disapproves of what happened while the other is very traditionalist and can't imagine why anyone would have a problem with how things went. They both know different things and also have things that they're not able (or are unwilling) to share that they have to try and hint at and guide you towards without saying directly

It does have a decent bit of sexual content but I don't remember any of it being graphic (it's all characters recounting what happened, not line-by-line thrust-by-thrust as it's happening, I think the actual physical descriptions are very limited and it focuses on the emotional aspects of it, at the very least that's what has stuck with me). Probably the most uncomfortable is The Pale Bride, a girl who had been put into cryostasis prior to the cultural flip-flop due to medical issues, being put into an arranged marriage and then forcibly(ish) consummated. It does get uncomfortable as mentioned, but I think it's effective and it didn't come across as fetishistic or anything

 

[Maude Snew]

I don't want fatty to die, I want him to live a very long life and I want him to live so long his brain finally starts working and he actually says the words "I have been wrong" "I might have lied" "I spend all my time on twitter like a child". I can wait as long as it takes, it goddam entertaining in the meantime.

Citizen Kane opening but it's Rick and as he dies the phone drops out of his hand and shatters on the floor while he whispers child.

 

[The I Scream Man]

Translation: I'm a big fat pig with bitch tits, my shitty novels don't sell so I leech off of my bitch lesbo beard of a wife for money, she's broke too so I can't pay Quasi, please pay attention to my important political Tweets and ignore that my toilet, dildo (yes I like it up the ass) and liver are on Twitter making fun of me constantly. I should have just admitted that Norm McDonald is funny.

Tbh he doesn’t even have to find him funny, there’s no accounting for taste, but you should keep your dumb gay opinions about the guy to yourself and not grave dance right after he died

 

[Piggle Rick]

I guess he could move to Mexico.

He could go hide out with the other fat, child abandoning debtor in Puerto Rico. They could be haxxing from there, child.

Tbh he doesn’t even have to find him funny, there’s no accounting for taste, but you should keep your dumb gay opinions about the guy to yourself and not grave dance right after he died

Did he really celebrate when he died though? I think we’d know if that happened.

 

[The I Scream Man]

Did he really celebrate when he died though? I think we’d know if that happened

No but he had to be the edgiest boi in class and nthed down when called out on it

 

[Associate Rick]

He's impotently tweeting about trump again. Political firebrand pat is back. I have a BA in Poli sci and I have no idea what he's trying to say here. Does anyone speak pig and is able to translate ?

"No, child, I'm not and yes, child, I am, and no, child, you don't so of course you don't understand."

Citizen Kane opening but it's Rick and as he dies the phone drops out of his hand and shatters on the floor while he whispers child.

Or the end of Apocalypse Now "the stalker . . . the stalker".

 

[whogoesthere]

Ok so say Patricks intent was not to pay Quasi anything, what should he do?

Exactly what he is doing, which is trying to show that Quasi is part of the "terrorists" who are swatting him. He has been pretty clear that this is his angle, as he courts the press and tries to gather some momentum.

In his head, this whole case falls apart and the Judge will say Pat is correct (at everything ever), and the troles actually belong in jail.

I suspect reality will not conform to that. I think little will happen, it will just drag on for ages and can be some sort of flag he rallies around, trying to convert his debt into a career as a talking head type. Shame Buzzfeed is cutting down some much, he would have been perfect 10 years ago. Plus we will all be enjoying prisons, as the atalkers we clearly are.

 

[FinnSven]

"No, child, I'm not and yes, child, I am, and no, child, you don't so of course you don't understand."

Or the end of Apocalypse Now "the stalker . . . the stalker".

Only problem with that is that the Cambodian head hunting tribe would mistake Fat for a particularly large Buffalo and perform the ritual sacrifice on him.

 

[TJBirish]

I don't know what the situation is in the US,

Then why the hell are you lecturing us? We all know he isn't going to prison. But many are hopefully that Patrick will be Patrick and sperg out enough that the judge will let him cool his jets in confinement for a day or so. Unlikely, but not out of the question. As to debt collection, it's completely different in the US

 

[AnOminous]

Ok so say Patricks intent was not to pay Quasi anything, what should he do?

Just not pay. We don't have debtor prisons.

Act like a retard and publicly tell the judge he's illegitimate and can go fuck himself? Enjoy prison.

 

[FinnSven]

Just not pay. We don't have debtor prisons.

Act like a retard and publicly tell the judge he's illegitimate and can go fuck himself? Enjoy prison.

In the Mighty EU and the failing UK, if one fails to pay outstanding debts, while it can vary when you end up credit blacklisted, not paying court ordered stuff is guaranteeing that you won't be able to get a car loan, mortgage, phone, credit card, or even change your electric supplier.

Is Fat completely fucking up his and Nikki's credit? If so, could it be speculated that another reason that he is so oddly proud of his Mustang be that he is doubling down because he has tried to get a car loan for a newer Mustang and been denied?

 

[Maude Snew]

Is Fat completely fucking up his and Nikki's credit? If so, could it be speculated that another reason that he is so oddly proud of his Mustang be that he is doubling down because he has tried to get a car loan for a newer Mustang and been denied?

I seem to remember the pests discovering that she had already declared bankruptcy before she married the amorphous blob of fat, some time in the 2010s. And even if I'm wrong don't you think she's somehow a responsible member of society with good credit? Somehow I just doubt either of them could get credit for a pack of gum without the parents cosigning either way.

 

[FinnSven]

I seem to remember the pests discovering that she had already declared bankruptcy before she married the amorphous blob of fat, some time in the 2010s. And even if I'm wrong don't you think she's somehow a responsible member of society with good credit? Somehow I just doubt either of them could get credit for a pack of gum without the parents cosigning either way.

Ah right. But I take it that it wasn’t the kind of “get out of jail free” bankruptcy?

So they both are fiscally irresponsible or they just think they are far more wealthy than they are?!

 

[Oliver Onions]

I'm in two minds about that.
Pat is absolute subhuman garbage and a smug piece of shit that would be no loss if he LowTaxed himself tonight.
He's also a prolific cow who is a never ending source of hilarity and self ownage and as the saying goes, a dead cow gives no milk, and a dead Pat would give no posts.
One of the reasons I despise SWATers so much, aside from the way they put innocent people at risk and waste taxpayers money, is it just takes it to go wrong once, and we get no more Patposts.
Patposts are fun.
I like fun.

Completely agree. Lowtax an heroing wasn't a big deal because he was already circling the drain as a cow, 99% of posts in his thread were about when he'd commit sudoku or speculating on his ongoing legal cases; beyond that he did nothing of interest except sit in his room looking miserable all day.

Conversely, the greatest authors in the world (among whom Pat is not counted) couldn't begin to imagine what ol' pig tits is still capable of and he is never, ever going to stop. There are so many potential arcs we could still see and I suspect Pat is only going to get more insane as he gets older and more isolated.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

Conversely, the greatest authors in the world (among whom Pat is not counted) couldn't begin to imagine what ol' pig tits is still capable of and he is never, ever going to stop. There are so many potential arcs we could still see and I suspect Pat is only going to get more insane as he gets older, more isolated, and fatter.

fixed your post.

 

[Capsaicin Addict]

Just not pay. We don't have debtor prisons.

Act like a retard and publicly tell the judge he's illegitimate and can go fuck himself? Enjoy prison.

While we don't have debtor prisons, a judgement leveled against him means he has to pay at least part of every dollar he earns against that judgement. If he doesn't, he will go to jail. If he attempts to hide assets, that's fraud and at that point his life gets even more interesting.

Al Sharpton is canny enough to structure his assets in such a way that despite having a civil judgment against him, he hasn't paid a dime off in decades. I doubt Pat is that smart.

 

[AnOminous]

Completely agree. Lowtax an heroing wasn't a big deal because he was already circling the drain as a cow, 99% of posts in his thread were about when he'd commit sudoku or speculating on his ongoing legal cases; beyond that he did nothing of interest except sit in his room looking miserable all day.

This is from one of his last livestreams, where he's literally fellating a sausage.

Wtf images completely broken still.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FD4wIq9WQAMK25n.jpg:large

 

[MavisBeaconTeachesSnipin]

I guess he could move to Mexico.

unless he's taking his house to mexico too, moving automatically pays quasi when he goes to sell it.
pat is acting like he's judgement proof but he really is not.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

This is from one of his last livestreams, where he's literally fellating a sausage.
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Wtf images completely broken still.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FD4wIq9WQAMK25n.jpg:large

i forgot how pale and ashy lowtax got towards the end.

 

[LGHDR+]

This is from one of his last livestreams, where he's literally fellating a sausage niggeroni.
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FTFY