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"How to avoid it"

Buy what's on sale.

Guarantee the lab-grown stuff will cost 5x as much as the good ol' fashioned meat machines for the foreseeable future.
"Um that's true. Bad example."

LMAO.
 
Guarantee the lab-grown stuff will cost 5x as much as the good ol' fashioned meat machines for the foreseeable future. Try 9 times as much. Ground beef avgs 2 bucks a pound and the costs just to produce a pound of lab grown stuff is about 18 a pound. Thats not even considering packaging and shipment. I honestly love boomer conspiracy health Jack. The truth is its probably still going to be a couple years before you can regularly buy lab grown meat at your local costco orordera lab steak at a steakhouse.
 
Ground beef avgs 2 bucks a pound and the costs just to produce a pound of lab grown stuff is about 18 a pound. Thats not even considering packaging and shipment.
$2 a pound is pretty optimistic for ground beef. It's more like $4 or $5 unless you manage to find a super discount 10 pound tube of gristle. And I do kinda figure that the lab stuff will get a little bit cheaper as it scales up, but it's still going to be enough of a niche product that I'm sure it'll stay expensive. I think my original prediction is in the right ballpark, more or less.
 
The truth is its probably still going to be a couple years before you can regularly buy lab grown meat at your local costco orordera lab steak at a steakhouse.
The first actually economically viable meats will probably be imitations of much more expensive and rare cuts. The problem is those are going to be a lot more difficult to make convincing than shitty ground beef.
 
I used to compare Jackie boy to Nickacado, but he was able to actually start losing some weight (not sure if he kept it off be he did make an effort). Now, ironically enough, I think Jack has the most in common with Disney - both are terminally ill with their own choices and refuse to make the painful choices that could save them.
 
This faggot has no idea what he's talking about.

Besides, if and when lab grown meat shows up in the supermarkets it's going to cost a lot more or it's going to be cut with the regular stuff. Like you can find now ground "beef" that is 50% fake meat. So you'll find a commercial pack of ground beef that contains 25% lab grown meat or something and be going to be called "The Ethical Choice" or something like that. They are nowhere near the point where it looks like a regular steak and when you do find these things in the supermarket it's going to cost a hell of a lot.

And even then... so what? Just because it didn't come directly from a cow doesn't mean it's going to be bad. From what I understand the taste is the same, the texture is different and the amino acids that make it up are exactly the same so your body doesn't care.

But no. Low information jokers like Jagoff have always thought they were really SMRT and informed on everything.
 
Why would Jack care? If they somehow magically perfected the meat growing process and could grow meat faster and cheaper than butchering cows it would mean more meat for Jack to stuff his face with...
 
Why would Jack care? If they somehow magically perfected the meat growing process and could grow meat faster and cheaper than butchering cows it would mean more meat for Jack to stuff his face with...
And should that day come, Jack will have no issue with it. Until then, he has a moral delusion obligation to only eat God's meat.
 
And should that day come, Jack will have no issue with it. Until then, he has a moral delusion obligation to only eat God's meat.
Now: "It's unnatural! It's an insult to the Lord to suggest humans can do what he did!"
Later: "Well actually, God gave man the ability to do this, so lab grown meat is a gift from God!"
 
going to be called "The Ethical Choice"
The moral percentage, and it will be in a green leaf on the package. Jack will recoil in horror. Tammy will buy it and shove it in freezer bags so Jack won't know.
Can you imagine babysitting Jack in his scooty at walmart? If I go grocery shopping with my mom, I feel like killing at least seven people before I walk out of there. (In Minecraft, of course)
 
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