💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Hokuriku]

Jfc Jack propping up his meat log of an arm remnant in the Vevor video. The shit is discolored mate what the fuck are you doing to it nigger.

I hope he reviews a prosciutto stand for his next video

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Jack reviewed a new product

https://youtube.com/watch?v=aPvY4Qep8aU

Wow, Jack, you really went all out on that cheese. I can tell by the way it did not completely melt that it is really the good shit.

I cannot believe they are still making videos. Does it even generate positive revenue for them at this point? It just seems like Tammy is fucking with him.

 

[biggacracka]

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jack is showing off his mastery of bargaining.

ETA:
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i wonder where this idea came from...

No way those posts are real, I refuse to believe it.

 

[Woggie's child bride]

Wow, Jack, you really went all out on that cheese. I can tell by the way it did not completely melt that it is really the good shit.

I cannot believe they are still making videos. Does it even generate positive revenue for them at this point? It just seems like Tammy is fucking with him.

Jack doesn't make videos for the money, he does it for the feeling of fame and success. Whether he breaks even or not really depends on what you count as the costs of video production, most of it is shit he'd probably end up buying anyway, so as long as he's making *something* it could be considered positive revenue

 

[AnOminous]

By the way, that pizza oven appears to be a clone of some Britbong brand called Ooni, which sells for over $400+.
https://ooni.com/products/ooni-koda

Or they're just OEMs of the same chinkware and this other company is more cheeky about their pricing.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

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This moment is the perfect summary of Jack: Tongue fully deployed while single handedly shoving an entire serving of meat into his mouth.

EDIT: Also, Jack is being feisty in the comments section:
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Jack is really sticking to the whole "My multiple kidney stones were caused by everything but me" story.

Hold on? I thought the water in Hendersonville was too hard which is why he had so many kidney stones? Now it's because he ate broccoli? If so I'm sure we can look back at his recipes where he's made broccoli usually doused in cheese and fat and grease and happily ate it. Unless this is a recent thing and he's been listening to Charles about broccoli being bad.

And of course he gets pissy about the food not being Korean. Although he should have clapped back with some of the meat being "bulgogi".

That seems kind of redundant. What kind of disgusting, useless, pile of human adipose would sit around eating for 2+ hours?

...oh right, forgot which thread I was in.

It's usually one of those "celebration" things where you go out after work because you've done a good job that month and your boss picks up the tab. It's a way to build morale. But it's like all those "all you can eat" joints where you never get the full value you paid for and the food is decent but not great.

 

[Pizza Munch]

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jack is showing off his mastery of bargaining.

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i wonder where this idea came from...

 

[ZipDisk]

The latest fuckups really make me miss the live chats. I've repeatedly said I loved the kamikaze trolls who would ask Jack for a ghost story, Jack would make the shitpants face and they would vanish.

I guarantee Oxalate and Cookie Jax would make appearances. I saw Okie comment on Rob's latest roulette, and it brought me back to better times.

One thing I missed from his strip mall review is that he's returned to self-promotion in the reviews, didn't Google thump him pretty hard about that once? One of the few times Jack was the one hit with the rolled up newspaper.

The chat would absolutely rile Jack up about the acorn, how as a channel partner they really need to expedite his new complimentary lid, and how Jack needs to remain stern on this issue.

 

[AltisticRight]

Or they're just OEMs of the same chinkware and this other company is more cheeky about their pricing.

Yeah, it's likely some white labelled trash that's worth about $100 when you order 50. It doesn't look bad per se, but it's always a better idea to try and find the source and save some money.

I had a closer look and Ooni is the white label brand, Vevor is an actual company and the OEM. They make commercial appliances, mainly.

>Shanghai Tianxun Electronic Commerce Co., Ltd.

Also, shouldn't the pizza be turned constantly to avoid burning the crust and uneven heating? Something Jack obviously failed to do? That's why a turning peel was included, Jack. Use it maybe?? This fat loser bothered to explain to us malnourished peasants what the tools are but couldn't use it himself.

 

[AnOminous]

This fat loser bothered to explain to us malnourished peasants what the tools are but couldn't use it himself.

You mean tell Tammy to use it. He can't himself obviously, being a stroked-out one-armed cripple.

I think even Tammy's patience has its limits.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Jack reviewed a new product

https://youtube.com/watch?v=aPvY4Qep8aU

Remember when Jack was upset that the hospital didn't give him low enough carb food?

 

[Skwisgaar Skwigelf]

New Jack Vlogs where we carefully analize the difference between the right way to make corned beef cabbage and the "Jack" way to make it.

 

[lindsayfan]

Jfc Jack propping up his meat log of an arm remnant in the Vevor video. The shit is discolored mate what the fuck are you doing to it nigger.

he should pop that morbid mauve meatloaf into his new VEVOR pizza cooker! it will only take 60 seconds, and then mmm-mm a nice blackened roast for the whole family to enjoy. what, nobody else wants any? well, jack will fork it into his mouth. Tammy! Tammy come cut this purple people porkloin into bite-sized chunks so your half-dead hubby can dip each one into the Best Sauce Ever before extending his tongue and gobbling them down.

review?

"ahmmm... isss gudddd"

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Jack spends more time explaining the purpose of each tool in the package to us like we're all retarded (which to be fair, it appears his actual fans are) than he does actually showing him cooking or even trying the pizza. Probably just as well, given that the pizza looks more like a slab of cement with cheese and pepperoni on it, which he then has the audacity to proclaim looks "just like wood-fired pizza". Fuck out of here, Jack.

I like how he just tosses the accessories because he is a lazy slob and probably angy over not having enough meat in his mouth today.

It's going to be something preposterous like Jack being deathly allergic to carrots. This faggot has lived too poorly for the last 50 years for his shit diet to kill him now.

I saw his reaction to eating broccoli. He has a stomach ache any time he has anything more vegitable than ketcha

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Jack is, as usual, completely wrong like the fat moron he is.

Yes, this whole "vegetables are bad for you because of anti-nutrients" is some carnivore diet propaganda that he's no doubt getting fed from Charles, and he's happy to accept because it validates his obsession with meat. It's based on a very superficial understanding of how oxalates can be processed by the kidneys, but in reality it's not a big issue for most people who are eating balanced diets. So it might actually be true for Jack, but only because his diet is already bad.

Do you know a food that does cause kidney stones? Cheese. Meat, especially red meat, does, too. Soda does, too.

Broccoli, as you said, does not.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

Because dessert is what he really needs to top all this off.


There's a few folks floating around who well and truly want him to die, but there's always a few assholes out there. What I want to know is how Kiwifarms still has him malding - Jack has practically no long term memory or consideration at this point, and we've been darkweb for a while now. Did he send Junior to figure out how to use Tor? Or are we well and truly rent free in his head? Perhaps there's people in his life saying to his face "I wish you'd just die".

Those of us on discord know where this is coming from. Nobody there actually wants Jack to die. They just won’t be surprised when this buffoon eats himself to death gorging on another salt mountain.

Nobody wants to go cowtippung. This is why the worst aylogging Jack has experienced is some cheeky live chats. Far less active cows and communities are all over their cow with IRL interactions, but we’re pretty happy to sit back and laugh because Jack and family provide far more material without us despite five strokes, brain tumors and massive changes of location.

I’m guessing Hammy and Junior found a way to sneak into discord, or have someone sending them occasional screenshots.

My god, the latest video... He sounds and looks more awful than usual. He aged 20 years in a few weeks.

KETO Chocolate pound cake.mp4
YT link

He should rename the Youtube channel to 'Sitting With Jack Show' or 'Cooking With Tammy Show', because that's what his channel has turned into. He's just sitting there, pointing at ingredients and putting them in a bowl, while Tammy prepares the dish off-camera, so you don't even get to see the any actual cooking.

And his Youtube comment section basically reads like something from an online obituary.

It’s officially dubbed the “Cooking Near Jack” show

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Remember when Jack was upset that the hospital didn't give him low enough carb food?

But that wasn't pizza. And all he's going to do is eat the toppings anyway because that's "healthy". He's not going to eat the crust because carbs are unhealthy especially to somebody with diabetes like Jagoff.

And then he's going to scarf down all four pizzas and just take an extra shot of insulin tonight.

 

[Bad as Can]

Tammy's Bday today...



Barb was at Jack's wedding???

 

[Doctor of Autism]

He's such a fatass I swear

 

[AnOminous]

He's such a fatass I swear

That video is just a bunch of babbling lardassery from a fat stroked-out literally brain-damaged fuck.