💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

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good fucking God give me a top hat because I can't stand this prick.
I enjoy him for the same reason I enjoy Chantal: They're both genuinely awful people who are literally killing themselves through their lifestyles. And the more shit they have to deal with on account of their terrible choices, the more they double-down on the behavior and attitudes that got them there in the first place.

The amount they make me mad is roughly the equivalent to the amount of schadenfreude I feel watching them torture themselves to death. There's a zen-like state of balance they can achieve makes me feel all warm and fuzzy and at peace with the universe. It's great.
 
Like many have mentioned, when people get afflicted with something and end up in places like Jagoff is in they usually spend their time focusing on recovery and trying to get back to their lives and loved ones rather than bitch and moan about the food. Has he made a single post talking about any progress in his recovery? I'm guessing there is no good news to report on the neurological front.
His neurological function wasn’t and isn’t high enough to report anything…..ever.
 
Noticed that the wheelchair has his good side foot strapped into the foot rest. It is hard to see but there is a strap there as well as a stabilizer to keep that leg there.
 
Have Jack's legs always been that atrophied from disuse. or has the stroke accelerated things? Fucking meatball with toothpicks in it physique over here.
Just these recent pics paint a pretty stark picture. Flipped one so we're comparing similar poses:
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He's cultivating and concentrating mass at a horrifying rate.
 
Just these recent pics paint a pretty stark picture. Flipped one so we're comparing similar poses:
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He's cultivating and concentrating mass at a horrifying rate.
The gunt has achieved the level where it's hard to truly appreciate at a glance. In the first picture he's merely fucking fat and it's obvious at a glance, in the second it takes a second to get the perspective right and realize just how massive he is.
 
Just these recent pics paint a pretty stark picture. Flipped one so we're comparing similar poses:
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He's cultivating and concentrating mass at a horrifying rate.
And if he hadn't thrown tantrums and just eaten the normal portions of food he received instead of having Tammy bring him fast food, he likely would have lost some weight over the past month rather than gain weight as a result of moving even less.
 
And if he hadn't thrown tantrums and just eaten the normal portions of food he received instead of having Tammy bring him fast food, he likely would have lost some weight over the past month rather than gain weight as a result of moving even less.
Most people who go into medical care for an extended period due to a stroke or heart attack come out significantly thinner. Not our ignorant Eyetalian beach ball.
 
Most people who go into medical care for an extended period due to a stroke or heart attack come out significantly thinner. Not our ignorant Eyetalian beach ball.
Yeah well most people don't complain about not getting enough food to the point where nurses bring them an extra breakfast and they just eats it like it's normal.

Jagoff is addicted to food. That's the only explanation that makes sense.
 
I am not a Medic nor do I work in that type of workfield. But I am curious with bandages with fatties like Jack. Can they even be tight or are they more loosely made on than in comparison to a normal person? He doesn't stand up anyway so I guess it doesn't get more swollen up.
They'd still be tight, that's half the point of a bandage - pressure will encourage clotting of wounds and reduce swelling. The other half is just providing a sterile barrier between the wound and the world. If anything, you'd possibly want it a little tighter - the sheer amount of mass your trying to put pressure on would require a little more, and have a wider margin of error. And while normally, you don't want too much pressure less you constrict natural blood flow, at Jacks level of Mass Cultivation the extra pressure on the extremities would help, not hinder, flow to an extent.
 
He's cultivating and concentrating mass at a horrifying rate.
And it's that killer visceral fat which combined with his now permanently sedentary lifestyle will virtually guarantee he strokes out again before long. These are his final days and he's spending them crippled overeating shitty institutional food.
 
And it's that killer visceral fat which combined with his now permanently sedentary lifestyle will virtually guarantee he strokes out again before long. These are his final days and he's spending them crippled overeating shitty institutional food.
That's looking more and more plausible since his plan is to lay around all day in that place eating until his Health Insurance stops paying for it, meaning his next stroke will be paid for out of pocket or Tammy will have to cross his fingers and hope it's a smaller one that doesn't require too much outside care.
 
But I am curious with bandages with fatties like Jack. Can they even be tight or are they more loosely made on than in comparison to a normal person? He doesn't stand up anyway so I guess it doesn't get more swollen up.
A bandage over a wound needs to be tight enough to hold a dressing/itself in place, maybe tight enough to reduce edema, but not so tight that it's cutting off circulation to areas beyond the bandage.

People who don't stand can still get dependent edema. Jack dangles his legs below his heart all day, and his muscles aren't moving and helping his lymphatic system return fluid to the rest of the body. Fluid will pool in his feet and legs as the day wears on.

If you see people in the wild with what look like bandages over both of their lower legs, they may be wearing lymphedema wraps. Those aren't covering a wound (more than incidentally) but helping a burdened system keep fluid from pooling in a circulatory backwater while the patient is sitting or vertical, going about their day.

Yeah well most people don't complain about not getting enough food to the point where nurses bring them an extra breakfast and they just eats it like it's normal.
I really wish Tammy were in the habit of posting her thoughts and musings as much as Jack is.

She's the one assumed to pick up this burden once paid caregivers run out, and Jack might not even be aware he's making this assumption. Every cute and funny update about how he doesn't understand how toast gets soggy when they're serving 100 people is a reminder that Jack is putting the least possible effort into rehab and self-sufficiency. He's writing checks on her account.

You gotta stand by your man, sure, but this is the moment their relationship solidly changes into Carefree Manchild/Mommy-Wife. It was like that before, but now it's visible from space.

That's looking more and more plausible since his plan is to lay around all day in that place eating until his Health Insurance stops paying for it, meaning his next stroke will be paid for out of pocket or Tammy will have to cross his fingers and hope it's a smaller one that doesn't require too much outside care.
Inpatient hospital care will always be covered, but he won't have Skilled days for discharge to a SNF again.

eta: this plays out every year at the hospital with the Christmas admissions. Grandma gets sat on for a few extra days, just so her benefit resets and she can go to rehab instead of home to fall again.

If the next one is the right stroke, he might get to use Tammy's Hospice benefit.
 
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