💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[TheCakeIsALie]

Jack flexed that he was the only patient at the nursing home watching South Park this morning, which prompted a wave of South Park gifs in his comments. (#under60club)

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This prompted Jack to latch onto the gif bandwagon and ask for everyone's favorites while also side-shaming Tammy and Junior for not visiting him.

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It started off well, with people sharing gifs from movies and animated "get well soon" messages. And then something changed.

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Spoiler: How it went

Soon after Ken, Vincent joined in:

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Christina really got a kick out of the Jack gifs:

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Not to be outdone, Tina threw a few of her favorites in:

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Finally, Zach and Cindy:

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The only word from Jack so far is this shout out to his brother:

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South Park isn’t very Christian like, Jack. Not only that but Matt and Trey dressed up as women. I don’t mind that but a hateful bigot like Jack sure would.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

If they had to clear everything out of the house for showings, what happened to all the junk in the garage? Did Jack finally have someone throw out all the expired sauce and rat-infested dry goods?

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

If they had to clear everything out of the house for showings, what happened to all the junk in the garage? Did Jack finally have someone throw out all the expired sauce and rat-infested dry goods?

The Zillow listing mentions an open house this weekend (says Sunday 3/4 but that is Saturday), so anyone in the area can check out first-hand.

 

[realgone2]

Damn, if it was eastern TN I'd be to tempted go. That'd only be a couple hour drive then. Haha

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

Typical redneck clown family, shit like this is probably top tier humor for them. And just look at this thing by Jr:

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That's the gayest shit i've ever saw but this little inbred fuck thinks it makes him big and stronk, and not fake and faggot like his joke of a father

TL;DR: entire family is endless trash

If you're gonna get a cringe tattoo on your arm and wear a tank top to show it off, at least hit the gym for a few years before hand so you don't look like a clown

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Oh no, not enough slop. Was this human maggot expecting restaurant/luxury hotel food?

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And the Karening continues : OBJ :

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Jack continues to have a rough week at the nursing home

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I swear to God sometimes I want to take a lead pipe and cave this faggots skull in.

at least hit the gym for a few years before hand

I hate to break it to you bro, but that is years of progress.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Damn, if it was eastern TN I'd be to tempted go. That'd only be a couple hour drive then. Haha

I would think it would be funny just to go for lolz too. But I don't live anywhere near TN though I am familiar with the area, particularly Davidson and Cannon counties.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I hate to break it to you bro, but that is years of progress.

Serious? He's probably got his dad's work ethic in both the gym and kitchen. That is like a month's worth of progress for someone who actually put in the effort

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Nick Rochefort reviewed Jack's house on his stream today.

 

[Kermit Jizz]

Serious? He's probably got his dad's work ethic in both the gym and kitchen. That is like a month's worth of progress for someone who actually put in the effort

Yup, Junior has looked like that for ages. The only time his arms got thicker was when he put on weight.

If his dad is the manifestation of gluttony, jr is the manifestation of dyel.

 

[Charlie Delicious]

Stroke 1: "it was the energy drinks!"
Stroke 2: "it was the sugar!"
Stroke 3: "it was the sweeteners!"

It's never:
The fast food
The BBQ
The obsession with eating as much meat as possible
The deep fried everything

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

Yikes this guy got 6 packs of splenda in that ice coffee? This guys taste buds were 8 types of fucked up even before his strokes

 

[Quixotic Man]

Yikes this guy got 6 packs of splenda in that ice coffee? This guys taste buds were 8 types of fucked up even before his strokes

According to Splenda's Conversion Chart 6 packets of Splenda is equivalent to 1/4 of a cup of Sugar.

Jack has not had a solid poop in decades.

 

[realgone2]

Do we have a comprehensive list of all of fat boy's ailments over the years?

 

[curbside2]

Yikes this guy got 6 packs of splenda in that ice coffee? This guys taste buds were 8 types of fucked up even before his strokes

It’s beating a dead horse at this point but it’s the Bang Energy drink addiction. That shit is a) toxic b) sweeter than any drink I’ve tasted. It’s caffeinated sugar free candy in drink form. If you drink that shit let Jack be a lesson to you.

 

[AnOminous]

If they had to clear everything out of the house for showings, what happened to all the junk in the garage? Did Jack finally have someone throw out all the expired sauce and rat-infested dry goods?

How about all the smokers we saw once and then never again?

 

[EatBeforeYouEat]

So I just thought I share this epic bit of lunacy from Jagoff from a 2008 blog post where he was ranting about what needs to change in the US.

This guy was 41 years old when he wrote this.

 

[Dollar Duck]

Do we have a comprehensive list of all of fat boy's ailments over the years?

This is the best one I have seen:

-He’s had 2 (possibly 3) strokes
-Kidney Stones
-2 blown out Achilles heals (happened during a 5k WHICH HE WALKED)
-Has Diabetes
-Likely High Cholesterol
-Thyroid partially removed
-Morbid obesity

There may be more I am forgetting.

 

[realgone2]

So I just thought I share this epic bit of lunacy from Jagoff from a 2008 blog post where he was ranting about what needs to change in the US.

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This guy was 41 years old when he wrote this.

Sen. Tankerbell from Mr. Show.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

This photo is a few years old as well. Junior has lost a bit more hair and gained more than a slight amount of weight. I can't remember which page it was, but Junior is now channeling enough Jack Sr energy that the wendigo may jump ship at any moment. If it is true he has not been visiting, it is a wise decision.

Maybe the Wendigo has been manipulating Jagoff to get his son to follow in his footsteps and when Jagoff finally croaks it's going to jump ship to Jr.

Hammy jr needs to run or else she'll have to take care of a manchild for the rest of her life.

I was actually surprised by that too. Seems liked they'd be complete utter slobs.

HOAs are a cancer but in this case they're doing a good job preventing the Scalfatties from lowering the housing prices.

And when they finally move there will be much rejoicing.

South Park isn’t very Christian like, Jack. Not only that but Matt and Trey dressed up as women. I don’t mind that but a hateful bigot like Jack sure would.

I'm sure that half the stuff that goes in in that show flies over his head. I've said before that South Park is some of the sharpest social satire out there.

But Jagoff is just laughing at the physical jokes.

Stroke 1: "it was the energy drinks!"
Stroke 2: "it was the sugar!"
Stroke 3: "it was the sweeteners!"

It's never:
The fast food
The BBQ
The obsession with eating as much meat as possible
The deep fried everything

Personal responsibility? What's that? Faggot thinks he's smarter than everybody else.

So I just thought I share this epic bit of lunacy from Jagoff from a 2008 blog post where he was ranting about what needs to change in the US.

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This guy was 41 years old when he wrote this.

How the fuck does this faggot think that building a physical border with Canada would work? That's 5000 miles not to mention the stuff around Alaska. I understand a child thinking this way but not a, supposedly, functional adult.