💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Comma]

Thoughts and prayers?

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GET YOU APRONS

 

[Falcon Sebben]

I agree with you in general, and that epidemiology is more often than not bullshit, and that, yes, people with health conditions are more likely to use artificial sweeteners. But supposedly the fatal flaw with this study had nothing to do with that. Instead, we have a case of the media misinterpreting a study and jumping to wild conclusions.

Spoiler: sperg

https://youtube.com/watch?v=Ad8_scQtHFMAccording to Layne Norton what happened is that they took a bunch of people whose health was already fucked up and it turns out that the more erythritol there is in them, the more likely they are to die of a heart attack. Now, you could interpret that to mean more erythritol in blood caused the heart attacks.

But he also says more erythritol is synthesized by people with fucked up health. Thus, it's a case of reversed causality when you interpret it like that. The (more) fucked up health leads to more erythritol in the blood and and ALSO heart attacks.
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He also goes into detail about other aspects of the study

It's like that for every study. Once the media gets a hold of it, it changes. The reason is the articles aren't written by scientists or by people with an understanding of the material. They're written by people who, while they might not attempt it, wind up changing the story in the process to have it say something it doesn't. The erythritol study is just the latest example of this.

Years ago there was a study done on the consumption of high-flavanol chocolate by pregnant women to see if it affected the rate of preeclampsia. No connection could be found between this. There wasn't even a control group. But once the media got a hold of the press release... they said that eating 30g of chocolate a day could benefit both peregnant mother and baby. At no point was this said in the study but all these people did was read the headline, glance through the press release and run a story on it.

If there's somebody to blame here it's the media for overhyping what actually happens.

 

[EvilDroid64]

The listing is now active on Zillow and Redfin. Archive link

The real estate agent makes sure to mention Cooking with Jack in the description.

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***OPEN HOUSE Sun 03/04 from 2-4 pm. Beautiful, spacious home in Manskers Farms awaits a new family. Ideal location only mins to restaurants, shopping, park, golf, hospital, & I 65 access. Beautiful floors, built-in shelving, & trim work. Spacious living area w/ soaring ceilings & cozy fireplace, opens to large eat-in kitchen w/ plenty of counter space for preparing family meals together. This truly is a Chef's kitchen as featured on YouTube cooking show "Cooking with Jack". Primary suite on main level w/ separate shower/tub. Lots of natural light throughout. Large open bonus room upstairs. Covered patio & large deck are perfect for entertaining. This home sits on almost 1/4 acre w/ fenced backyard that backs up to wooded area w/ mature trees, very private! Sumner county schools.​

 

[Fatty2988]

Jack continues to have a rough week at the nursing home

 

[curbside2]

The listing is now active on Zillow and Redfin. Archive link

The real estate agent makes sure to mention Cooking with Jack in the description.

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***OPEN HOUSE Sun 03/04 from 2-4 pm. Beautiful, spacious home in Manskers Farms awaits a new family. Ideal location only mins to restaurants, shopping, park, golf, hospital, & I 65 access. Beautiful floors, built-in shelving, & trim work. Spacious living area w/ soaring ceilings & cozy fireplace, opens to large eat-in kitchen w/ plenty of counter space for preparing family meals together. This truly is a Chef's kitchen as featured on YouTube cooking show "Cooking with Jack". Primary suite on main level w/ separate shower/tub. Lots of natural light throughout. Large open bonus room upstairs. Covered patio & large deck are perfect for entertaining. This home sits on almost 1/4 acre w/ fenced backyard that backs up to wooded area w/ mature trees, very private! Sumner county schools.​

You know what? Say what you want about the house but it does feel very open in its design. Something I never got the feel for in Jack’s videos. The cooking videos are shot so claustrophobic and tilted that I never got a feel for the house. Looking at the Zillow pictures it’s surreal because it’s like a different space entirely.

 

[Lou's Sentient Backfat]

Jack continues to have a rough week at the nursing home

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Oh no, a portion size for an adult human, poor Jack is on the starvation diet here!

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

This truly is a Chef's kitchen as featured on YouTube cooking show "Cooking with Jack".​

Truly a Chef's kitchen??
Bah hahahahahaha!! Shiiiitt ...

Guarantee this was the retarded fat piece of shit's brilliant idea against the advice of the realtor. Now, when potential suiters Google this piece of info, demand for the property will drop haha

The Farms may even gain a few newbies lol

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[Gentlebastard]

The listing is now active on Zillow and Redfin. Archive link

The real estate agent makes sure to mention Cooking with Jack in the description.

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***OPEN HOUSE Sun 03/04 from 2-4 pm. Beautiful, spacious home in Manskers Farms awaits a new family. Ideal location only mins to restaurants, shopping, park, golf, hospital, & I 65 access. Beautiful floors, built-in shelving, & trim work. Spacious living area w/ soaring ceilings & cozy fireplace, opens to large eat-in kitchen w/ plenty of counter space for preparing family meals together. This truly is a Chef's kitchen as featured on YouTube cooking show "Cooking with Jack". Primary suite on main level w/ separate shower/tub. Lots of natural light throughout. Large open bonus room upstairs. Covered patio & large deck are perfect for entertaining. This home sits on almost 1/4 acre w/ fenced backyard that backs up to wooded area w/ mature trees, very private! Sumner county schools.​

I pity their real estate agent. Jack probably turned his narcissism up to 11 and threw mushmouthed tantrums until they gave up and included a line about Fatty Doo Doo's Culinary LARPing channel in the description. Now, potential buyers are only a quick Google search away from knowing that the counter has been infused with a decade's worth of salmonella and Wendigo malice, dropping the price of the house for anyone that isn't a bioterrorist warlock.

 

[VenomPlug]

Oh no, not enough slop. Was this human maggot expecting restaurant/luxury hotel food?

And the Karening continues : OBJ :

 

[Goatchoker]

Jack continues to have a rough week at the nursing home

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I love this so much.
I imagine amberlynn Reid would be just as bitchy about having breakfast served to her in bed.

What if……breakfast never came one morning. You’d think he’d be relieved, people can and do skip breakfast. We all know what would happen.

If the house sells fast. We definitely won’t be seeing any CWJ or JOTG anytime soon. That makes me kinda sad.

Edit: spelling is hard sometimes lol

 

[MS Paint Gigachad]

Truly a Chef's kitchen??
Bah hahahahahaha!! Shiiiitt ...

Guarantee this was the retarded fat piece of shit's brilliant idea against the advice of the realtor. Now, when potential suiters Google this piece of info, demand for the property will drop haha

The Farms may even gain a few newbies lol

Googled "cooking with jack" . Apparently we're result #17. Well done, you magnificent bastards.

 

[Absolutego]

I love this so much.
I imagine amberlynn Reid would be just as bitchy about having breakfast served to you in your bed.

What if……breakfast never came one morning. You’d think he’d be relieved, people can and do skip breakfast. We all know what would happen.

If the house sells fast. We definitely won’t be seeing and CWJ or JOTG anytime soon. That makes me kinda sad.

I dunno how much Tammy wants to continue to be Jack's remote hands now that both of his arms are gimped. We may never get a CWJ episode again.

 

[Fatty2988]

Oh no, not enough slop. Was this human maggot expecting restaurant/luxury hotel food?

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And the Karening continues : OBJ :

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Why are they giving this fat fuck fried food and cheese cake for lunch? This can't possibly be what they're recommending he eats.

 

[LaxerBRO]

You know what? Say what you want about the house but it does feel very open in its design. Something I never got the feel for in Jack’s videos. The cooking videos are shot so claustrophobic and tilted that I never got a feel for the house. Looking at the Zillow pictures it’s surreal because it’s like a different space entirely.

The only criticism I have is the classification as a "Chefs Kitchen". The kitchen while nice is not a chefs kitchen.

The kitchen only has one sink, the stove is not even prosumer, their is only one oven, nor is the refrigerator chefs grade.



Appliances of a chefs kitchen.

 

[realgone2]

"Tastes like a butt?"

Well, I'm sure Jack has eaten a hairy asshole or two.

Why are they giving this fat fuck fried food and cheese cake for lunch? This can't possibly be what they're recommending he eats.

To kill him, obviously

 

[I am Jack's dead arm]

Jack continues to have a rough week at the nursing home

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What a whiny cunt. 2 eggs and 3 pieces of bacon (plus I'm assuming that's oatmeal or grits) isn't enough to feed this fat fuck for one meal.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Fat and Hammy did well considering the house appreciated more than twice its value while they lived there, though they missed the peak in the housing market. And any proceeds from the sale that aren’t going to the new property will immediately be vaporized by medical bills.

 

[Falcon Sebben]

Jack continues to have a rough week at the nursing home

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I see bacon on the plate and what looks like eggs maybe grits? . Gimme a slice of cantaloupe, swap out the grits for whole wheat toast and a black coffee and that's a nice breakfast.

But he's probably complaining that it's not enough. Gluttony is what got him into this whole mess.

Truly a Chef's kitchen??
Bah hahahahahaha!! Shiiiitt ...

Guarantee this was the retarded fat piece of shit's brilliant idea against the advice of the realtor. Now, when potential suiters Google this piece of info, demand for the property will drop haha

He's almost a chef and he cooks there so it's a chef's kitchen. But you have to understand they need to perk up the listing.

Oh no, not enough slop. Was this human maggot expecting restaurant/luxury hotel food?

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And the Karening continues : OBJ :

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Of course he'd know what ass tastes like.

But seriously while being awfully beige and deep fried there's nothing wrong with that meat. He got cole slaw to go with it and some kind of dessert.

I think he's just complaining to complain.

 

[VenomPlug]

What a whiny cunt. 2 eggs and 3 pieces of bacon (plus I'm assuming that's oatmeal or grits) isn't enough to feed this fat fuck for one meal.

It's not deep fried and covered in cheese and mayo, so....

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

Oh no, not enough slop. Was this human maggot expecting restaurant/luxury hotel food?

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And the Karening continues : OBJ :

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"It taste like butt." Confirmation Jack is an ass-muncher.