Containment What If?

[AnOminous]

He would melt them and put that liquid in a woman-shaped mold to create a new sex doll to hump as punishment for their trolling attempts.

What if Chris went on a hunger strike to trick kiwis and other followers into giving him the money for his sex change operation?

It would be the shortest hunger strike in history and would end with a visit to McDonald's.

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

What if Chris ate a bucket of beans?

 

[Another Fellow]

What if Chris ate a bucket of beans?

It would be Ypres all over again.

What if Hollywood made a biopic of Chris's life?

 

[MangoTango]

What if Chris was actually a Bollywood bellydancer actor/actress?

 

[Barley]

It would be Ypres all over again.

What if Hollywood made a biopic of Chris's life?

They'd ask the actor to gain weight and barely showering for a while to represent Chris more accurately.

What if Chris was actually a Bollywood bellydancer actor/actress?

He'd reinforce the indian "poo in the loo" meme and take it very seriously

What if Chris started wearing corsets?

 

[Somar]

What if Chris sold the rights to Sonichu and then a few years later started a kickstarter for a spiritual successor?

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

What if Chris sold the rights to Sonichu and then a few years later started a kickstarter for a spiritual successor?

I don't think anyone would actually pay money for Sonichu rights

What if Chris was actually a Bollywood bellydancer actor/actress?

His fat ass would actually get some exercise then

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was neutered?

 

[A Bag Of Beans]

What if Chris ate a bucket of beans?

That's horrifying. Imagine the following hours in his poor room.

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

That's horrifying. Imagine the following hours in his poor room.

oh god!



What if Chris followed the footsteps of lolcows before here and joined this forum to DEMAND that we TAKE IT DOWN RIGHT NOW?

 

[CWCissey]

oh god!



What if Chris followed the footsteps of lolcows before here and joined this forum to DEMAND that we TAKE IT DOWN RIGHT NOW?

Exactly this.

 

[CharlieBrowns]

What if Chris was in one of those WWE TLC matches at Wrestlemania and got speared by Edge off the ladder through a table?

@DStecks would send him the Money in the Bank briefcase.

 

[Somar]

What if Chris met Kim Jong Un?

 

[DykesDykesChina]

All of his attacks would consist of stress-sighing, shitting his pants, and doing nothing.

What if Chris uses extensive amounts of gamma radiation to try to cure his Autism?

JUGRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

 

[Someone in a Tree]

What if Chris sent the lesbians who want his baby a note of condolence after the shooting in Orlando? "Maybe you'd feel better if you came to my sleepover."

 

[MrJakeTerror]

What if Chris was neutered?

 

[Apocalypso]

What if Chris was crucified?

 

[Garfieldchu]

What if Chris was crucified?

He'd be too fat for the nails to support, and he'd fall off the cross.

What if Chris became a waitress at Hooters ?

 

[ColumbiaBinks]

He'd be too fat for the nails to support, and he'd fall off the cross.

What if Chris became a waitress at Hooters ?

He'd be fired when his boss finds out he's actually a male.

What if Chris was forced to write a Sonichu comic about an evil person who killed people's imaginary friends?

 

[Apocalypso]

He'd be too fat for the nails to support, and he'd fall off the cross.

Oh that made my day!

What is Chris waxed off all his bodily hair?