💼 Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

When will Jack drop dead?

  • February-March 2024

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  • April-May 2024

    Głosy: 6 0,4%
  • June-July 2024

    Głosy: 17 1,1%
  • August-September 2024

    Głosy: 34 2,1%
  • October-November 2024

    Głosy: 37 2,3%
  • December 2024

    Głosy: 44 2,8%
  • Sometime in 2025

    Głosy: 256 16,1%
  • Sometime in 2026

    Głosy: 261 16,4%
  • Jack lives forever. The Wendigo Must Consoom

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everyone is questioning whether jack was living a "healthy lifestyle", but the man has now survived at least 4 strokes and at possibly multiple heart attacks on a diet of meat, cheese, and grease. maybe everyone else is doing something wrong and he's found the secret to immortality?
 
everyone is questioning whether jack was living a "healthy lifestyle", but the man has now survived at least 4 strokes and at possibly multiple heart attacks on a diet of meat, cheese, and grease. maybe everyone else is doing something wrong and he's found the secret to immortality?

When Jack is 75, still alive and waddling around after 3-4 more strokes and uploading CWJ and JOTG videos I will consider this. For now not at all. Take it from someone who knows, Jack is really not unique and there are alot of people in this country who are in terrible health like Jagoff or even worse at the same age. The only difference is that those people don't document themselves destroying their health and then insisting they are living a healthy lifestyle like Jagoff does. This is what makes Jagoff such a compelling lolcow. We have a front row seat watching retarded fatass destroy himself year after year while ignoring every opportunity to improve his health.
 
"Its a classy place" Jack says as he stands outside in his Nike t-shirt having eaten half a pound of fried onions.
 
...or he can wind up in his kids' own version of 'Garbage Stew' when they inevitably cannibalize him.
 
Huh, guess jack finally did an Indian food review. People recommended it because Indian food is spicy and full of fat, stuff jack likes. Surprised he didn't get butter chicken, although the tikka masala can have a lot of butter and cream in it too.
Surprised he got the goat curry too. He must have had it before because he wasn't wrong about bones. Most goat I have bought for stew meat was on the bone and bones can splinter if they are cooked long enough. Strange that he knew it because has he ever really ate gamey meat on the channel?
 
Give me hats if you want, but watching Jack badger Tammy about the fucking onion bhaji dipping sauce and then proclaim personal victory like the smuggest little shit, unknowing that within HOURS that diseased, enlarged heart protected by that oversize everyday-carry crucifix was going to fail him once again gave me a warm, fuzzy glow inside.
 
Most goat I have bought for stew meat was on the bone and bones can splinter if they are cooked long enough
The only time I had goat was at an African restaurant and it had no bones though I did end up with a splinter of bone. I think it was fried goat though, or at least pan fried. It wasn't a saucy or stewed dish. Very gud, I give it 4.5 strokes out of 5 on my Jack on the (wendi)go scale
 
The only time I had goat was at an African restaurant and it had no bones though I did end up with a splinter of bone. I think it was fried goat though, or at least pan fried. It wasn't a saucy or stewed dish. Very gud, I give it 4.5 strokes out of 5 on my Jack on the (wendi)go scale
Yeah, just my experience, but goat is usually sold with the meat hacked at the bone up and you have to cook with and around it. I mean, I love gamey meat so the more flavor from the bones the better, but yeah, I've never gotten something like boneless goat tenderloin or whatever. Even with lamb/mutton, you will do best with a boneless leg, but most else is bone-in.
 
Jack's God is upping his game. Singular strokes have not been enough. Well see if the double whammy gets him this time.
 
Surprised he got the goat curry too. He must have had it before because he wasn't wrong about bones. Most goat I have bought for stew meat was on the bone and bones can splinter if they are cooked long enough. Strange that he knew it because has he ever really ate gamey meat on the channel?
He mentions eating lamb in his budget videos and probably has some lamb recipes. He did that bison burger where it was raw in the middle. I want to say there was a venison sandwich on jack on the go, but I don't remember which restaurant it was.
 
I've never seen a frigging Outback-style giant pile of fried, breaded onion at any Indian restaurant I've ever been to in my life. Must be a "down-home" addition for the more adventurous hillbillies.
It's Tennessee, if they made bhaji as separate fritters like the dish is usually prepared, the boomers like Jack would throw a shit-fit.
 
Perhaps the final creation of Jack Scalfani.

Jack’s review of Indian food, summarized:
Dumb fuck didn't even recognize naan bread.
The only time I had goat was at an African restaurant and it had no bones though I did end up with a splinter of bone. I think it was fried goat though, or at least pan fried. It wasn't a saucy or stewed dish. Very gud, I give it 4.5 strokes out of 5 on my Jack on the (wendi)go scale
Goat is great in vindaloo.
 
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