🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[MirnaMinkoff]

Found the JFK ground ATC audio of their flight requesting a return to the gate

https://files.catbox.moe/nnul9t.mp3

Goddamn KFers are some impressive motherfuckers when it comes to verifying data.

Can’t wait to hear piggy explain how getting kicked off the plane and ruining his trip to Rome totally trolled Harry and KF.

 

[Brutality]

Remember everyone, Lowtax found himself in this exact situation a few years back and he ended up Doing a Flip. This has happened to Ralph twice now, so the fallout  has to be good

 

[Truly Rural]

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Ralph is coping in the Dick Show discord, can’t imagine calling someone else’s a wife a whore after calling your own wife one.
Browsing the discord it’s clear almost all of Dick’s fan base hate Ralph. No wonder his Patreon is still dropping

This looks 'planned' alright. He was only kidding when he said he'll be in Rome today. He's plan was to sit at the airport and invade discord servers full of Ralph haters to own all of us. It's by design.

 

[EggImpregnator]

Ralph is so retarded it's unreal. Lets say for argument sake that everything he says about this situation is true. It goes something like this.

>pretend panstu left with the baby
>get alogs to talk about it
>get panstus dad to message her offering help
>reveal she never left to begin with

Where's the punchline? Where's the funny? Where's the point to any of this? Its like if i called 911 saying my house was on fire, and then when the fire department comes i go "haha you look silly replying to my 911 call"
Ralph's retardation knows no bounds.

 

[#KillAllPedos]

In a way there is a work, it's just he's trying to pretend Pantsu and him didn't fight and she didn't run away.

He's not very good at works.

Sometimes it really seems like he’s the intended target of his bullshit. Ethan Ralph is his own mark. He needs to believe his own lies, because the truth would lead to immediate suicide.

 

[The Fatman Of The Opera]

It's a work-shoot and he's still gunting it up

More like a shoot that Ralph is trying to turn into a work

 

[free_protons4u]

Ralph is so retarded it's unreal. Lets say for argument sake that everything he says about this situation is true. It goes something like this.

>pretend panstu left with the baby
>get alogs to talk about it
>get panstus dad to message her offering help
>reveal she never left to begin with

Where's the punchline? Where's the funny? Where's the point to any of this? Its like if i called 911 saying my house was on fire, and then when the fire department comes i go "haha you look silly replying to my 911 call"
Ralph's retardation knows no bounds.

You forgot, force a commercial wide body back to the gate to delay hundreds for hours. Epic ownage.

 

[Cats]

Faith

Is she the one that had like one angle shot where she looked alright, but then in every other photo it is clear she just looks like a chubby special needs student? The one I'm thinking of had a really messed up grill too, I think. Sorry i don't follow Ralph at all but I do remember seeing people post pictures of his nasty ass girlfriends in chat before.

The Abscondment happening is funny enough for me to try and learn some of the lore.

 

[MeltyTW]

Ralph is so retarded it's unreal. Lets say for argument sake that everything he says about this situation is true. It goes something like this.

>pretend panstu left with the baby
>get alogs to talk about it
>get panstus dad to message her offering help
>reveal she never left to begin with

Where's the punchline? Where's the funny? Where's the point to any of this? Its like if i called 911 saying my house was on fire, and then when the fire department comes i go "haha you look silly replying to my 911 call"
Ralph's retardation knows no bounds.

the point i guess hes trying to say is he wanted to make people look stupid ...... by pretending to have an unstable as shit family and a whore bitch wife. This is after he claimed a dubya by calling out some trolls for faking shit that just makes you look stupid for faking it.

But im just glad my otp survives another day. ahogs btfo, love wyns!

 

[Beef Elemental]

Does anyone else find it suspicious that Ralph has supposedly been at the gate for hours and is still tweeting? He doesn't strike me as the sort to arrive ahead ahead of time and just wait like an organized punctual person. Without further evidance I have no choice but to assume the trip is aborted.

 

[EggImpregnator]

You forgot, force a commercial wide body back to the gate to delay hundreds for hours. Epic ownage.

Something fucky is afoot. We need to do more hardcore alogging to get to the bottom of it.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

Ralph IS a lib.
Voted for Obama twice and the only reason he portrays himself as #basedandredpilled is due to the money funnel known as GooberGobber

Ralph's political compass is actually guided by whoever he is currently feuding with. He didn't go rightward for the money until later on and in fact only aligned himself with right leaning people because they didn't like the people in GG that Ralph also didn't like such as sargoon.

Actually untill he came out of jail and joined in on IBS I dont think he made much money off it at all.

 

[Jack Awful]

Sometimes it really seems like he’s the intended target of his bullshit. Ethan Ralph is his own mark. He needs to believe his own lies, because the truth would lead to immediate suicide.

That and to keep his fans hyped

Interesting Ralph hasn't posted another photo of him and Pantsu since the original one. Especially since he's been so active on Twitter.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Does anyone else find it suspicious that Ralph has supposedly been at the gate for hours and is still tweeting? He doesn't strike me as the sort to arrive ahead ahead of time and just wait like an organized punctual person. Without further evidance I have no choice but to assume the trip is aborted.

I believe this is probably his flight. Scheduled departure almost 30 mins ago.

https://flightaware.com/live/flight/ITY609

 

[3MMA]

Not really related to the topic at hand, but I showed some of their wedding photos to some friends of mine. The first words out of one of their mouths was “Is she transgendered?”.

My very first post in the larger Gunt Sub Forum area was asking this question, too. I’d joined the site, had been here less than a year, give or take a few months, and found myself totally burnt on troon threads & some others I frequented at first. With the stage set, I began lurking in Gunt World. It all hit me like a truck, is he really dating a troon? I asked, and a few, more seasoned Gunt readers deigned answer, for serious. All jokes aside, I really meant the question, sincerely. It’s difficult to tell with Meigh at first glance, she is truly in uncanny valley territory. Regulars in the Gunt forum just get super used to her troonesque looks. Besides that, this wasn’t an op, Gunt is a fat faggot who worked himself. His pitiful claims of working Harry, or whatever other BS he tries to run in order to hide (his favorite reaction,) spell out his shame, for all to see. Guntin USA.

 

[Jack Awful]

I believe this is probably his flight. Scheduled departure almost 30 mins ago.

AZ609 (ITY609) ITA Airways Flight Tracking and History 29-Jan-2023 (KJFK-FCO / LIRF) - FlightAware

Track ITA Airways (AZ) #609 flight from John F Kennedy Intl to Leonardo da Vinci Int'l (Fiumicino Int'l)

flightaware.com

Did he pay for in flight wifi or something?

 

[Got Milk!]

Remember everyone, Lowtax found himself in this exact situation a few years back and he ended up Doing a Flip. This has happened to Ralph twice now, so the fallout  has to be good

Lowtax had something to lose though. Can't take anything from Ralph. He will kill himself but not intentionally.

I would be willing to concede a W to Ralph on the condition he is in Rome with his family. He could spin it as "I had to say all that mean shit so it would be believable". While dumb as fuck, it's Ralph. That's how his mind works. As in, he legitimately believes that email from HM was. A win. However that returning flight, and corresponding tweets, really says that none of this is the case.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Via the Rekieta thread, Ralph was trying to call into The Dick Show today, on which Rackets is/will be a guest. I can buy tweeting from airplane wifi, but calling into a show? I don't even know that planes have those stupid skyphones anymore either. Big X to doubt.

Nick Rekieta is apparently recording an episode of The Dick Show today.

Ethan Ralph attempted to call in to confront Nick about the behavior of the slatternly woman, but Nick vetoed the call.

Ralph is now threatening to go scorched earth on the Rekietas when (if) he ever makes to Rome.

The current source of Ralph's anger is Rekieta's statement that he was praying for Ralph's family after it was reported that he was removed from Delta flight 152 from NYC to Rome due to a domestic disturbance, causing his wife to flee with their baby.

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[HackerX]

Ralph's political compass is actually guided by whoever he is currently feuding with. He didn't go rightward for the money until later on and in fact only aligned himself with right leaning people because they didn't like the people in GG that Ralph also didn't like such as sargoon.

Actually untill he came out of jail and joined in on IBS I dont think he made much money off it at all.

That sounds pretty womanly to me, not like our Ralphamale!

 

[Exceptional individualist]

Clearly that cowboy hat was worth every penny...