🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Oliver Ralph vs. Amanda Lynn Ralph - Ethan Ralph (allegedly) released horse nudes on /cow/. Gross.

[Truly Rural]

All I see if fat scared manlet declaring that he is in total control over everything at all times. Whatever happens happens because he chose it. All Gunt will break lose the day he loses control over May.

 

[RollingRock2]

So did the gunt get to Rome or not? Whore wife or no

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

I’m just very curious now that Ralph is going full turbo cope if he’s still trying to get on a plane to Rome. If he’s going to try and sell his hilarious “work” narrative he better get his fat ass to Rome asap.

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

We'll be getting another pic of the whole fam eating at the airport foodcourt Caption: "Imagine eating this good" shortly before boarding thir flight looking happy... Any second now.

 

[None More Black]

"i pranked everyone cause her dad still loves her" is the funniest, stupidest, guntiest shit to fabricate in order to try to save face

 

[Markorian]

I don't know which of these possibilities is funnier, if Meigh actually is back with the gunt, and his tardrage is boiling over more than ever before while pretending everything is hunky dory, or if she's still loose in nyc and he's just coping with old pictures and control over her accounts.

 

[Rickenbacker]

True doing it with a mentally unstable weeb may be considered using an exploit

Not sure if he can claim glitchless % though

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

"i pranked everyone cause her dad still loves her" is the funniest, stupidest, guntiest shit to fabricate in order to try to save face

Right up there with "I deleted all those Tweets calling my own wife a whore to own the a-logs"

 

[Mexican Molotov Marauder]

The weapons-grade wiggetry at work here is nothing short of awe-inspiring. Lolcow of the Year was snatched away by the tranny menace last year, but Ralph is going full throttle this time. And there is no stopping the hollering of this hog. Say it with me Guntamaniacs: FIVE. STAR. DAYS.

 

[Preacher ✝]

I'm flashing back to that reddit Relationship Advice story where the OP took the wedding ring of his wife's late husband and started smashing it with a hammer screaming about how he's dead and he's her husband now.

It's always awe-inspiring watching someone completely and irreparably destroy a marriage just by being a retard.

Link

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I just realized. This all happened right after Josh mispronounced "Hors d'oeuvre" as "horse divorce" on his stream.

The prophet Joshua "Cornacle of Delphai" Moon strikes again!

No, it was right after Null put out his video this morning reminding her how bleak her prospects really are. She saw that and realized Gunt was still her best option.

 

[Elmo]

So did the gunt get to Rome or not? Whore wife or no

If he stops tweeting for another 8 hour stretch, then you'll know.

EDIT: Also yes to your second question. Every time.

 

[Xenomorph]

Breh knowing ralph is in NYC right now makes me giddy

 

[SpergioLeonne]

The bigger mystery is why they even have sex with him.

Everyone Ralph has had sex with was unattractive (though not as unattractive as him) and either broken, grifting, or both.

He was a green card for Nora and everyone after that had some kind of design of having a higher profile by borrowing his audience’s attention.

Now this is a real problem, because his audience has completely collapsed during the Meigh arc. If he wants anyone to dig through the gunt to find the Memphis Micro for him after this, they’re going to have to be a heroin addict in addition to having a sex worker past

 

[HackerX]

“To own the libs”. Four words that are used to justify acts of pure stupidity and can destroy any credibility or talking points you might have.

Pretty fitting for Ethan.

Ralph IS a lib.
Voted for Obama twice and the only reason he portrays himself as #basedandredpilled is due to the money funnel known as GooberGobber

 

[TJBirish]

Because a week ago there was much ado about a fake porn when she was actually eating a taco and this had everyone running around like chickens with their head cut off.

AND???????????

 

[Xenomorph]

Breh knowing ralph is in NYC right now makes me giddy

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

If he stops tweeting for another 8 hour stretch, then you'll know.

EDIT: Also yes to your second question. Every time.

I know Gunt is poor but there’s no way given the shitshow of the last 18 hours that he wouldn’t pay $20 for inflight wifi.

He will post if he manages to get on a plane to Rome. Flight back to Mexico, or stewing in NY, he might keep quiet.

 

[Takayuki Yagami]

Not really related to the topic at hand, but I showed some of their wedding photos to some friends of mine. The first words out of one of their mouths was “Is she transgendered?”.

 

[Gwyllgi]