bisexuals on tumblr

[CatParty]

bisexuals are like the vegans of sexuality. they love to tell you how great it is being bi or poly or pan. it's all a phase anyway. let's mock bisexuals.
http://www.bicoupledating.com/
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2016/01/03/are-bisexuals-shut-out-of-the-lgbt-club.html

http://just-some-bi-things.tumblr.com/
http://fuckyeahbisexuals.tumblr.com/
http://i-am-bi-not-gonna-lie.tumblr.com/
http://whynotbothco.tumblr.com/
http://bi-facts.tumblr.com/
http://bialogue-group.tumblr.com/
http://bisexual.tumblr.com/
http://nana-bisexual.tumblr.com/
http://bisexualsaregreat.tumblr.com/
http://glen-bi.tumblr.com/
http://divahibi.tumblr.com/
http://bisexualpeople.tumblr.com/

Spoiler: Large autistic bi sperging

 

[Wafflez]

What is it with you and people's sexuality? xD

 

[Fallensaint]

No such thing as bisexual.

 

[sugoi-chan]

What is it with you and people's sexuality? xD

It's funny. xxD

 

[CatParty]

xD

xxD

XXXDDD

 

[Francis York Morgan]

I don't get where Tumblr got this idea that people advertise their genital preferences everywhere they go. Or that Skrillex hair is still in.

 

[Beaniebon]

The worst part is the bisexual people who claim to be pansexual because bisexual just wasn't special enough

 

[AnOminous]

The worst part is the bisexual people who claim to be pansexual because bisexual just wasn't special enough

That or they were bullied into it because just being bisexual is promoting the gender binary or some other stupid horseshit.

 

[CatParty]

 

[OldInternetMeme]

What mental retardation is this?

 

[Tlazolli]

Why is almost absolutely everyone on tumblr bisexual? All the straight users I knew in 2012 are now bisexual.

 

[sassyma seed]

Only on Tumblr can you claim to be bi but then also rant about how you hate men, are only attracted to women, and then cry oppression.

 

[Redeemer and Destroyer]

It's brow furrowing when one says they "identify as." That's usually a dead giveaway that they aren't really the sexuality or gender they say they are. If you are bi, you would say "I'm bisexual," not none of the extra dressing. It just makes them seem like they're trying to squeeze out every drop of snowflake from each word.

Spoiler

Also I'm rather fond of the skrillex hairstyle. Why must tumblrites ruin everything

 

[Argonian Scum]

What mental retardation is this?

On Tumblr, sexual attraction is based on "gender identity," and bisexuals are people who are attracted to more than one gender. So, for example, if you're a woman that only likes women, but happen to crush on a female stranger that "identifies" as genderqueer , you automatically lose your lesbian card and are bi instead. If everyone is bi, nobody is!

My favorite hobby is going out, catching men's eyes then "identifying" as male at the last second so they accidentally homo.

 

[AnOminous]

Only on Tumblr can you claim to be bi but then also rant about how you hate men, are only attracted to women, and then cry oppression.

Throw in claiming to be a tranny and you can do all that and even be a man at the same time.

 

[女鬼]

No post about bi tumblr is complete without a mention of soloontherocks and bidyke, two aggressively radikweer harpies who spend their time complaining about how evil 'monosexuals' are, especially those mean gays.

Some samples:

Bi tumblrines regularly get into bitchfights with lesbian tumblrines. It's quite a thing to watch.

 

[Moogsy]

On Tumblr, sexual attraction is based on "gender identity," and bisexuals are people who are attracted to more than one gender. So, for example, if you're a woman that only likes women, but happen to crush on a female stranger that "identifies" as genderqueer , you automatically lose your lesbian card and are bi instead. If everyone is bi, nobody is!

My favorite hobby is going out, catching men's eyes then "identifying" as male at the last second so they accidentally homo.

The Tumblr-approved explanation is somehow even more pedantic, exploitable, and stupid.

:powerlevel:

Spoiler: Disclosing my source

A very close friend of mine fell into the chitinous, serrated arms of a real-life tumblrite who has been draining them of life through their non-gender-specific feeding barb for over two years. Xhe was glad to explain the difference between "Bi" and "Pansexual" on the single occasion we met at a party, done so in the sincere interest of enlightening xer host's close friend.

"Bisexuals" like two genders such as males and females...
"Pansexuals" are sexually attracted to ALL genders, M, F, transgender, blizzgender, nulls, etc.

In tumblr economy, Pansexuals are SO much more accepting by loving all genders and are therefore better than bi commoner scum. Conversely, if you're only sexually attracted to females and prismgendered folk, congrats! You're bisexual because "two". Just dont forget how much better pansexuals are than you.

Protip for pansexual ing: The "So you're sexually attracted to pans?" joke is so old and reviled that it will likely cause a chimp out over how unoriginal you are and oppression etc. Its effectiveness has come full circle. It's a good litmus test for the seething insanity of a given pansexual.

 

[OldInternetMeme]

On Tumblr, sexual attraction is based on "gender identity," and bisexuals are people who are attracted to more than one gender. So, for example, if you're a woman that only likes women, but happen to crush on a female stranger that "identifies" as genderqueer , you automatically lose your lesbian card and are bi instead. If everyone is bi, nobody is!

My favorite hobby is going out, catching men's eyes then "identifying" as male at the last second so they accidentally homo.

Oh that makes sense....wait, it doesn't, but from the perspective of a tumblrite I can see how they would come to that conclusion. I guess that also explains why so many of them identify as pansexual or queer, when Tumblr makes up literally over 100 different gender identities.

 

[RIck Sanchez]

Protip for pansexual ing: The "So you're sexually attracted to pans?" joke is so old and reviled that it will likely cause a chimp out over how unoriginal you are and oppression etc. Its effectiveness has come full circle. It's a good litmus test for the seething insanity of a given pansexual.

I can confirm, I once asked a pansexual if they were attracted to other types of cookware as well.

 

[Billy of Hills]

in my opinion if you're not a heterosexual white cis-male christian you're gay