🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[OldGuy]

Anybody know when Gunt Force One is scheduled to fly back to America?

Thats when the real sperg out starts

 

[Davis O'Shaughnessy]

My one concern is that all of this clearly isn’t sustainable. And I don’t mean in a monetary sense for Ralph (though that’s also true), but in that I don’t see how the harvest can continue long term. Mind you, I never fucking foresaw a based rabbit anime girl shitting on Ralph, so I expect things might continue to go insane... but that’s sorta the problem.

Ralph has gone from a low boil to raging inferno, and both his life and mental state have to be in shambles at this point. Now, I doubt Ralph has the ability to stop doubling down on things, that’s not my concern. Instead, it’s something I thought of when reading another thread, comparing him to Chris at his height, and talking about how much more seems to be left to go. And see, I sorta agree with that. Except... I think Ralph is gonna implode way fucking faster.

Mind, I wasn’t here for the true CWC glory days, but from what I’ve read up on, Chris’ big blunders were relatively spaced out, whereas Ralph’s are coming day by day. So... instead of us getting years and years more content from him, I’m expecting Ralph has a year maximum left in him before he goes so far off the rails he’s either dragged away by police or something like that.

Mind, I think the time between now and then will be entertaining as hell, just my thoughts on his longevity.

I have the Same Feeling, there is no way for Ralph to live Like this for more than a month. If he doesnt chill the fuck out he'll have a nervous breakdown soon and Shit will get depressing.

Edit: Shit i Just realized that He isn't at his PC atm. I Bet he'll leak everything about everyone when he is back at the barn. Man, the Casino episode drove him off the deep end.

 

[Rabid Northman]

Anybody know when Gunt Force One is scheduled to fly back to America?

Thats when the real sperg out starts

It would be pretty kino seeing Ralph IRL streaming hunting the A-logs until he gets his shit pushed in again.

 

[ComeoutandJULAY]

Hmm, interesting. I wonder what it is called when you are disregard your own opinions, hide how you feel, in order to pretend things are okay with someone, because you are worried they and others would make fun of you. I think its a certain state of mind, or something.

I fear the answer isn't coming to mind, though.

Rhymes with "soap," right?

 

[Tommy's Mom]

Anybody know when Gunt Force One is scheduled to fly back to America?

Might be awhile. He's negotiating rates and co-ordinating ops with the Bitcoin Assassins because he's sending them after Metokur AND Gator. That shit takes time.

I have the Same Feeling, there is no way for Ralph to live Like this for more than a month. If he doesnt chill the fuck out he'll have a nervous breakdown soon and Shit will get depressing.

His whole life has been one long nervous breakdown. Ralph won't survive past the summer. We are cresting the peak of the rollercoaster right now, and Ralph will go down fast and hard. It will be the most epic thing we've ever witnessed.
Be not disheartened, my brethren. As soon as Ralph falls, another mighty lolcow will quickly take his place. Have faith in The Farms.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

Ralph don’t listen to the haters telling you to slow down. You’re under attack everywhere! Man purse is in the wind. The Traitor Gator manservant is dabbing on you as anime rabbits are now making moves for your trash burgers.

Write articles, do livestreams. Don’t hold back and unleash that raw Ralphamale energy! And have some whiskey and pills, you’ve earned it!

 

[Guntkvd]

So Ralph is flying back without waiting? Living on the edge there Ralph.

 

[SargonF00t]

I think it very likely that a screaming baby will push Ralph over the edge.

Whether it results in him and Pantsu separating or Ralph being arrested for Shaken Baby Syndrome, the future looks bleak for the Ralphamale.

 

[Ol' Slag]

My money is on jail of some type. Ralph has cases coming up and as this whole shit show accelerates, he will do more pills and booze.

 

[The First Fag]

Pardon me for being tardy and homosexual, but why the fuck am I seeing jokes about Ralph getting blown out by an anime rabbit person all over Twatter?

 

[Hail Mandalore]

Pardon me for being tardy and homosexual, but why the fuck am I seeing jokes about Ralph getting blown out by an anime rabbit person all over Twatter?

https://odysee.com/@cornbreadman:f/Pipkin_Pippa_Ch._LSA_02_03_2022:2

20-30 minutes in and down to the end.

Also this entire thread.

 

[SPERGSTROM]

Video of what goes on in Ralphs head once he gets back to america gets in his Nissan finding all these aylogs

What happens in reality again.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

I forgot how many great moments there were in this stream. Including this, perhaps the best Dame moment of all:

toppo.mp4

I go back and listen to it periodically; my favorite part is when Dame finally breaks Null and he laughs himself into a migraine.

 

[Molag Bal]

I have the Same Feeling, there is no way for Ralph to live Like this for more than a month.

I remember when CWC got arrested people speculated that jail might break him enough to shatter his delusions.
Instead, he became Jesus.

I'm pretty sure Ralph will return to his killstream and die a slow heat death in isolation. There won't be some massive spectacular event that makes him go full 180. He might find some new friends to alienate shortly afterwards but that's basically it.

 

[The First Fag]

https://odysee.com/@cornbreadman:f/Pipkin_Pippa_Ch._LSA_02_03_2022:2

20-30 minutes in and down to the end.

Also this entire thread.

I dunno if felted really sells how badly Ethans anus has been wrecked by this digital bunny person. We need a new term for how blown out he has been.

 

[Dead Wife]

I know nothing about US law but am curious. If as Ralph mentioned he was to “pay a visit” to Gator’s neck of the woods and act in his usual douchey manner wouldn’t that breach his probation conditions?

He’s shown intent by sperging and making threats all over his cry-blog, if Gator were to call the police stating he felt threatened would that be enough to see Ralph hauled off to jail?

 

[IamnottheNSA]

He might find some new friends to alienate shortly afterwards

He already has Mersh.

 

[Cerdriv]

So Ralph is flying back without waiting? Living on the edge there Ralph.

He already defied the statement the horse made about him likely being in hospital for a few weeks. It seems to be the case that upon further medical assessment in the hospital, they found his injuries weren't quite as bad as the initial assessments indicated. People were definitely overhyping the whole "The Gunt's head is going to explode on the flight home" after Daddy Gym tweeted about it.

 

[Null]

Mind, I wasn’t here for the true CWC glory days, but from what I’ve read up on, Chris’ big blunders were relatively spaced out, whereas Ralph’s are coming day by day.

Two completely different beasts. People saying Ralph is the "new Chris-Chan" don't understand Chris that well and are falling for a classic trope of declaring someone to be the new Chris. just because that person is silly.

Chris, more than anything, was gullible. "Naive". A lot of what people remember about Chris was something trolls talked him into doing. Very little of Classic Chris was just something Chris wanted to do. Chris wanted to sleep all day and play video games and have a girlfriend take care of his ever need. Trolls used girls to convince him into doing everything Chris is famous for -- except for fucking his mom, which is more debatable.

Ralph, more than anything, is narcissistic. His overinflated sense of self-worth, defensiveness, laziness and entitlement, are all components of his narcissism. His actions are definitely his own and nobody is telling him to do these things. He's very easily persuaded into doing stupid things with the slightest provocations, but that's not the same.

He's losing control, so to regain control he shit-tests his allies. Nobody has any reason to put up with him so they leave. He considers that proof they were never loyal to begin with, and that his tactics are successfully culling true enemies from his life.

People think that "X is a huge L" but to Ralph it's not. Metokur didn't come on anymore. Gator made fun of him. Rekieta's success didn't convert to Ralph's success. He can't just be friendly with people who's association doesn't directly benefit him. All these people are worthless to him because people are only conduits of giving him what he wants. May and Faith gave him children, which are only important to him because in online discussion having a family is important. He will never contest Xander's paternity because he doesn't want to pay child support. He will kick May and her child out out the second he's bored of them.

Ralph has nothing to lose. Nothing. He does not care. May could blow her brains out right now and he wouldn't even cry. Her parents would be the ones paying to cremate the body. As long as he's got about 200 people giving him $10 on average each month to enable his lifestyle, habits, and vices, Ralph will truly believe he is a winner.

 

[Vuedou]

I think analogies to Chris, are more just ''look, there is this fucking retard on the internet immolating his life and its a trashfire to laugh at'' rather than a serious attempt to say Ralph is the literal neurological successor to Chris