🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[There Is Light At The End]

Phil is just a tard coasting through life

And that's why DSP always pulls through

 

[Sinpie]

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Now I want to know what "dakmakura" links to.

 

[The_MmmBop_Gang]

What's funny is his face has been permanently altered and he will be hypersensitive about this until the day he dies. One eye is going to be on a different level than the other. That's how brutally he got his fat ass kicked. So make fun of his face and his gunt and he will reliably chimp out.

Which is pretty astounding when you consider how fucking weird he has always looked before getting his forced facial rearrangement. I absolutely love this shot of him looking like a Jim Henson muppet, personally.

 

[Particle Bored]

Honestly, why would Gator even sweat Ralph showing up? He's a short, obese guy in his late 30's who struggled to fight Riley and his girlfriend. Man's had a heart attack and facial reconstructive surgery in the space of like a couple of months?

Although I don't doubt Ralph would be dumb enough to roll up to someones place of work and try to start shit if sufficiently goaded, I don't think he's a threat to anyone.

Perhaps he goes to the store and starts thrashing it, either because Gators not there and they wont give him info, or Gator is there but Gunt is too chicken-shit to attack him directly, and we'll get the surveillance footage.

 

[rotteneggs]

Day of the corn harvest approaches

 

[Vuedou]

>Wake up after an 8 hour sleep
>13+ hours of new streams and content produced while I was asleep
>Ralph has now started a blood feud with an anime rabbit
>Gotta some how catch up on all of it in time for the 18+ hours of streams and content that will start tonight with MATI

I dunno bros, the harvest might be too bountiful, I can't keep up with everything happening

 

[ZheZuoShan]

Out of all people to handle this it goes to fagmenco. His Jimisms are almost worse then Gators.
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It could be worse. At least we didn't have Bowblax and the threat of DeOrio this time.

 

[Rabid Weasels]

I think the reason gator got picked up at some store instead of his house is that he was too ashamed of whatever his living situation was to let ralph see it. Which says a lot because ralph was living with his mother at the time.

 

[Glad I couldn't help]

What's funny is his face has been permanently altered and he will be hypersensitive about this until the day he dies. One eye is going to be on a different level than the other. That's how brutally he got his fat ass kicked. So make fun of his face and his gunt and he will reliably chimp out.

Maybe he could some other far away land, get his back fucked up and return to America as the Hunchback of Internet Bloodsports.

 

[TyrasGuard]

Day of the corn harvest approaches

The price of corn is going to go down given all this surplus. Ralph self-destructs as much as Chris Chan did during the early days but with even less imput from people.

 

[CoilZero]

I wonder how that would change his voice. Would the titty skittles make his dolphin screech better or worse?

Neither estrogen nor testosterone blockers can impact a person's vocal chords post puberty - troons usually attend voice training to achieve a higher/lower pitch. Ultimately, that makes it even funnier; I'm now imagining a morbidly obese man in a dress screeching in a drunk, drug-addled southern accent.

On a (slightly) more serious observation, reading other user's suggestions on "why is Ralph like this" made me remember the DSM-V's criteria for Narcissistic Personality Disorder. I'll drop them below. It might be funny for the more well-versed Ralph historians in the thread to see if they can match diagnostic criteria to incidents in his life. I can think of a few myself.
Remember, for someone to be diagnosed with NPD, they have to meet 5 or more.

Spoiler: APA's Diagnostic Criteria for Narcissism

- Has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements).
- Is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love.
- Believes that he or she is “special” and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or highstatus people (or institutions).
- Requires excessive admiration.
- Has a sense of entitlement, i.e., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations.
- Is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends.
- Lacks empathy: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others.
- Is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her.
- Shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes

Edit: Paragraphing and minor errors

 

[Nod Flenders]

Neither estrogen nor testosterone blockers can impact a person's vocal chords post puberty - troons usually attend voice training to achieve a higher/lower pitch. Ultimately, that makes it even funnier; I'm now imagining a morbidly obese man in a dress screeching in a drunk, drug-addled southern accent.

On a (slightly) more serious observation, reading other user's suggestions on "why is Ralph like this" made me remember the DSM-V's criteria for Narcissistic Personality Disorder. I'll drop them below. It might be funny for the more well-versed Ralph historians in the thread to see if they can match diagnostic criteria to incidents in his life. I can think of a few myself.
Remember, for someone to be diagnosed with NPD, they have to meet 5 or more.

Spoiler: APA's Diagnostic Criteria for Narcissism

- Has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements).
- Is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love.
- Believes that he or she is “special” and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or highstatus people (or institutions).
- Requires excessive admiration.
- Has a sense of entitlement, i.e., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations.
- Is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends.
- Lacks empathy: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others.
- Is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her.
- Shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes

Edit: Paragraphing and minor errors

The Gunt definitely qualifies as a narcissist.

 

[SPERGSTROM]

Ralph has hit all those in the last year alone lolol

 

[Stasi]

Which is pretty astounding when you consider how fucking weird he has always looked before getting his forced facial rearrangement. I absolutely love this shot of him looking like a Jim Henson muppet, personally.

Last thing a teeangers butthole sees before getting the thumb.jpg

 

[A 5 Star User]

Neither estrogen nor testosterone blockers can impact a person's vocal chords post puberty - troons usually attend voice training to achieve a higher/lower pitch. Ultimately, that makes it even funnier; I'm now imagining a morbidly obese man in a dress screeching in a drunk, drug-addled southern accent.

On a (slightly) more serious observation, reading other user's suggestions on "why is Ralph like this" made me remember the DSM-V's criteria for Narcissistic Personality Disorder. I'll drop them below. It might be funny for the more well-versed Ralph historians in the thread to see if they can match diagnostic criteria to incidents in his life. I can think of a few myself.
Remember, for someone to be diagnosed with NPD, they have to meet 5 or more.

Spoiler: APA's Diagnostic Criteria for Narcissism

- Has a grandiose sense of self-importance (e.g., exaggerates achievements and talents, expects to be recognized as superior without commensurate achievements).
- Is preoccupied with fantasies of unlimited success, power, brilliance, beauty, or ideal love.
- Believes that he or she is “special” and unique and can only be understood by, or should associate with, other special or highstatus people (or institutions).
- Requires excessive admiration.
- Has a sense of entitlement, i.e., unreasonable expectations of especially favorable treatment or automatic compliance with his or her expectations.
- Is interpersonally exploitative, i.e., takes advantage of others to achieve his or her own ends.
- Lacks empathy: is unwilling to recognize or identify with the feelings and needs of others.
- Is often envious of others or believes that others are envious of him or her.
- Shows arrogant, haughty behaviors or attitudes

Edit: Paragraphing and minor errors

Calling it now this is a King of Pol armchair diagnosing again

 

[Zoids Fan 025]

My one concern is that all of this clearly isn’t sustainable. And I don’t mean in a monetary sense for Ralph (though that’s also true), but in that I don’t see how the harvest can continue long term. Mind you, I never fucking foresaw a based rabbit anime girl shitting on Ralph, so I expect things might continue to go insane... but that’s sorta the problem.

Ralph has gone from a low boil to raging inferno, and both his life and mental state have to be in shambles at this point. Now, I doubt Ralph has the ability to stop doubling down on things, that’s not my concern. Instead, it’s something I thought of when reading another thread, comparing him to Chris at his height, and talking about how much more seems to be left to go. And see, I sorta agree with that. Except... I think Ralph is gonna implode way fucking faster.

Mind, I wasn’t here for the true CWC glory days, but from what I’ve read up on, Chris’ big blunders were relatively spaced out, whereas Ralph’s are coming day by day. So... instead of us getting years and years more content from him, I’m expecting Ralph has a year maximum left in him before he goes so far off the rails he’s either dragged away by police or something like that.

Mind, I think the time between now and then will be entertaining as hell, just my thoughts on his longevity.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

My one concern is that all of this clearly isn’t sustainable. And I don’t mean in a monetary sense for Ralph (though that’s also true), but in that I don’t see how the harvest can continue long term. Mind you, I never fucking foresaw a based rabbit anime girl shitting on Ralph, so I expect things might continue to go insane... but that’s sorta the problem.

Ralph has gone from a low boil to raging inferno, and both his life and mental state have to be in shambles at this point. Now, I doubt Ralph has the ability to stop doubling down on things, that’s not my concern. Instead, it’s something I thought of when reading another thread, comparing him to Chris at his height, and talking about how much more seems to be left to go. And see, I sorta agree with that. Except... I think Ralph is gonna implode way fucking faster.

Mind, I wasn’t here for the true CWC glory days, but from what I’ve read up on, Chris’ big blunders were relatively spaced out, whereas Ralph’s are coming day by day. So... instead of us getting years and years more content from him, I’m expecting Ralph has a year maximum left in him before he goes so far off the rails he’s either dragged away by police or something like that.

Mind, I think the time between now and then will be entertaining as hell, just my thoughts on his longevity.

I'm fairly certain many of us Guntstorians would wager he won't make it to 2023.

 

[Guntkvd]

My one concern is that all of this clearly isn’t sustainable. And I don’t mean in a monetary sense for Ralph (though that’s also true), but in that I don’t see how the harvest can continue long term. Mind you, I never fucking foresaw a based rabbit anime girl shitting on Ralph, so I expect things might continue to go insane... but that’s sorta the problem.

Ralph has gone from a low boil to raging inferno, and both his life and mental state have to be in shambles at this point. Now, I doubt Ralph has the ability to stop doubling down on things, that’s not my concern. Instead, it’s something I thought of when reading another thread, comparing him to Chris at his height, and talking about how much more seems to be left to go. And see, I sorta agree with that. Except... I think Ralph is gonna implode way fucking faster.

Mind, I wasn’t here for the true CWC glory days, but from what I’ve read up on, Chris’ big blunders were relatively spaced out, whereas Ralph’s are coming day by day. So... instead of us getting years and years more content from him, I’m expecting Ralph has a year maximum left in him before he goes so far off the rails he’s either dragged away by police or something like that.

Mind, I think the time between now and then will be entertaining as hell, just my thoughts on his longevity.

I was surprised by gator's departure, things are escalating too quickly to my liking. I don't think he will survive this year.

 

[Zoids Fan 025]

I was surprised by gator's departure, things are escalating too quickly to my liking. I don't think he will survive this year.

That’s about my read as well, yeah. At first Gator leaving shocked me, but I think I justified to myself that he’d obviously come crawling back. Except... I don’t know if that’s a given anymore. This feels like the last season of a long running show, where the long held status quo is allowed to break and shift. Who knows where things are going from here?

 

[Cherenkovblue]

Spiraling and spiraling in deeping stupor
The drunkard is seized by portuguese;
Teeth fall apart; the fatty cannot stand;
Mere violence is shattering the orbital bone,
The booze-dimmed blood is spilled, and everywhere
The pretence of masculinity is mocked;
The best lack all compassion,
while the worst sell purses on ebay.

Surely some harvest is at hand;
Surely the Second Harvest is at hand.
The Second Harvest! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Ukraine
Troubles my sight: somewhere in fields of peppers
A shape with pudgy body and the head of a dog,
A gaze blank and a mouth frothing with ichor,
Is moving its fat thighs, while all about it
Reel shadows of indignant pigeons.
My psychology breaks again; but now I know
That thirty six years of drunken turpor
Were vexed to nightmare by a corn joke,
And what plow beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Lisbon to give birth?

.....do Ozymandias. I like that better.