🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

[AnOminous]

What's funny is his face has been permanently altered and he will be hypersensitive about this until the day he dies. One eye is going to be on a different level than the other. That's how brutally he got his fat ass kicked. So make fun of his face and his gunt and he will reliably chimp out.

 

[SandyCat]

5 star days only boys

Courtesy of Nuke on twitter

 

[Wooper]

Just in case you missed it the vod for Pippa's stream is here

Well, that was very entertaining.

Rage✨-wDZTNNQ7VMM.mp4

Here's the full VOD.
It's not processed yet, but it's downloadable.

Edit: Anonfiles mirror, just in case.

 

[Laura Loomer]

Was this backed up anywhere? I completely missed it.

Found an odysee link floating around on twitter https://odysee.com/@cornbreadman:f/Pipkin_Pippa_Ch._LSA_02_03_2022:2
Pure kino watching an anime rabbit giggle about how Gunt compared himself to Ryan Gosling.
Edit: Ninja'd

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

My ideal chain of events:

• Ralph continues to spiral out of control as his former friends and colleagues dab on him while assuming his streaming empire.
• He returns to America from Portugal. Instead of seeing his pregnant wife, he jumps in his truck and drives to North Carolina with a baseball bat.
• He goes to Gator"s house and tries to literally kill him.
• Gator either shoots him in self-defense or calls the police and Gunt goes to prison.

Please, God, let it be so.

At this point I could see Ralph trying to pull a Frank Hassle type move. However you are right it would backfire horrifically so soon after his operation, one light tap from Gator would undo all that work and he’d be seeing a surgeon all over again.

 

[The Big Dream]

I would like it put on record that I have, in fact, dabbed on Ralph.

I just needed to say that in order to receive the good universal karma that is clearly permeating from his half-dead corpse.

 

[Tommy's Mom]

What's funny is his face has been permanently altered and he will be hypersensitive about this until the day he dies. One eye is going to be on a different level than the other. That's how brutally he got his fat ass kicked. So make fun of his face and his gunt and he will reliably chimp out.

Do you think there's a chance he could wind up permanently cross-eyed like Mersh? The easiest way to make Mersh flip out is to make fun of his weird eye.

 

[AnOminous]

I would like it put on record that I have, in fact, dabbed on Ralph.

I just needed to say that in order to receive the good universal karma that is clearly permeating from his half-dead corpse.

I like how all these weak fags took literally years finally to start dunking on this fat midget only when it was obvious he was so fucked up and mutilated that he'd never be able to retaliate. Congratulations you brave pussies! You have now joined the rest of us in what we did for years when this fat faggot was at the height of his power.

Do you think there's a chance he could wind up permanently cross-eyed like Mersh? The easiest way to make Mersh flip out is to make fun of his weird eye.

There is definitely a Gary Busey arc in his future when his skull re-forms and his eyes are on two different levels. He will be really sensitive about that and needs to be taunted.

 

[Tommy's Mom]

There is definitely a Gary Busey arc in his future when his skull re-forms and his eyes are on two different levels. He will be really sensitive about that and needs to be taunted.

There is an IP2 streamer named Bitchin Spectre, and he got his ass kicked about 2 months ago. It was a very minor beating, but he ended up permanently cross-eyed because of it. He is extremely sensitive about it and now wears an eye patch during most of his streams. Apparently, being beaten until you are cross-eyed is more common than I thought.

Here's his channel if you want to make fun of him:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqdJpVkTPem_iKcoVqoZtAg

 

[The Big Dream]

I like how all these weak fags took literally years finally to start dunking on this fat midget only when it was obvious he was so fucked up and mutilated that he'd never be able to retaliate. Congratulations you brave pussies! You have now joined the rest of us in what we did for years when this fat faggot was at the height of his power.

There is definitely a Gary Busey arc in his future when his skull re-forms and his eyes are on two different levels. He will be really sensitive about that and needs to be taunted.

There needs to be an intelligence algorithm that deducts points the longer you know Ralph before shitting on him, with a weighting that emphasizes the present day.

 

[Disheveled Human]

I remember ayylawging Ralph on YouTube and would leave comments on his videos there was quite a few gunt guards back then, sometimes Ralph would personally respond by saying KYS Faggot. Punching up was more fun. Now it’s just sad but it’s really fucking funny like now it’s cartoon level shit with this guy.

 

[AnOminous]

I remember ayylawging Ralph on YouTube and would leave comments on his videos there was quite a few gunt guards back then, sometimes Ralph would personally respond by saying KYS Faggot. Punching up was more fun. Now it’s just sad but it’s really fucking funny like now it’s cartoon level shit with this guy.

You barely even have to dunk on this fatass any more, just laugh when literal gangs curbstomp him into the hospital.

 

[Christorian X]

There is an IP2 streamer named Bitchin Spectre, and he got his ass kicked about 2 months ago. It was a very minor beating, but he ended up permanently cross-eyed because of it. He is extremely sensitive about it and now wears an eye patch during most of his streams. Apparently, being beaten until you are cross-eyed is more common than I thought.

Here's his channel if you want to make fun of him:

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqdJpVkTPem_iKcoVqoZtAg

Depending on the type of damage, the issue can be reversed if the eye is allowed time to reset. It usually involves a patch for a few months, he may have been told by a Dr to do so.

 

[AnIntrepidCrow]

So, something I haven't seen brought up, Gator said that Ralph was done with Jim after the 10/10 tweet in response to KAP's video, but I distinctly remember Ralph making some dick sucking comment on Twitter about having daddy Jim return to the Killstream for a debate when Metokur came back to streaming, which was long after that happened.

Hmm, interesting. I wonder what it is called when you are disregard your own opinions, hide how you feel, in order to pretend things are okay with someone, because you are worried they and others would make fun of you. I think its a certain state of mind, or something.

I fear the answer isn't coming to mind, though.

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

So Meigh. Or Alice.

Or just Ralph - he has two phones as confirmed by the fact he uses both to post on Twitter and one is an iPhone and the other an Android.

Instead of it being Meighs phone, or something nefarious like a drug phone, maybe Ralph is so obsessed with the internet and fucking with people he has a phone dedicated to his alt-accounts with a seperate SIM for sign up. This fat fuck is that addicted to the internet.

 

[Sammich]

So, something I haven't seen brought up, Gator said that Ralph was done with Jim after the 10/10 tweet in response to KAP's video, but I distinctly remember Ralph making some dick sucking comment on Twitter about having daddy Jim return to the Killstream for a debate when Metokur came back to streaming, which was long after that happened.

Hmm, interesting. I wonder what it is called when you are disregard your own opinions, hide how you feel, in order to pretend things are okay with someone, because you are worried they and others would make fun of you. I think its a certain state of mind, or something.

I fear the answer isn't coming to mind, though.

I believe Ralph would have buried any issues just to get the bump in numbers from a jim appearance, and the ability to throw it in people's face.. "Jim came on my stream last week, in fact.. has he ever been on your stream"

That being said, i think ralph would have buried these feelings even still, I think he's taken so many losses the past few days he just couldn't handle another so he lashed out.

 

[Zombie Dealership]

The ideal way I want this to end is for Ralph to fly directly out to Gator so that he can square up to the only male within 500 miles that he can hit in the face without winding himself for a full day by attempting to jump only to get one-punched in the same eye he already had caved in because his reflexes work about as well as Tesla's self-driving program. Bonus points if it's recorded with a sassy black woman providing color commentary.

 

[Ratzinger]

Spiraling and spiraling in deeping stupor
The drunkard is seized by portuguese;
Teeth fall apart; the fatty cannot stand;
Mere violence is shattering the orbital bone,
The booze-dimmed blood is spilled, and everywhere
The pretence of masculinity is mocked;
The best lack all compassion,
while the worst sell purses on ebay.

Surely some harvest is at hand;
Surely the Second Harvest is at hand.
The Second Harvest! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Ukraine
Troubles my sight: somewhere in fields of peppers
A shape with pudgy body and the head of a dog,
A gaze blank and a mouth frothing with ichor,
Is moving its fat thighs, while all about it
Reel shadows of indignant pigeons.
My psychology breaks again; but now I know
That thirty six years of drunken turpor
Were vexed to nightmare by a corn joke,
And what plow beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Lisbon to give birth?

 

[Bruhtopia]

Wyświetl załącznik 2950592

Leaked DMs from Gator with Ralph over the breakup.

So sad I hate seeing dms of loving couples breaking up.

 

[#KillAllPedos]

No, he's still got that small loyal herd of pigs. He's gonna be DSP, except bankruptcy won't fix his debt situation what with student loans and future judgements being undischargeable. He already hates streaming and puts in two shifts a day despite that. The only other major difference is that Ralph's boring periods won't be nearly as long as phil's

We can’t underestimate Ralph’s ability to get in his own way. Even if a few paypigs would stay, it’ll be hard to justify the subscription when he’s in jail. He could also have a drug-induced meltdown and just go open season on his own subs. He could cause an accident and end up paying all his money to satisfy a judgment. Lots of ways for him to further ruin what’s left of his life. Nothings off the table, except for self-reflection.