🗑️ Trashfire Ethan Ralph vs. Mister Metokur & Gator - It's finally happening

Who did the worse beating?

  • The 14-year-old transgender prostitute in Lisbon.

    Głosy: 600 24,8%

  • A Minnesota cancer patient.

    Głosy: 1 305 53,9%

  • Mundane "Boulder King" Matt Jarbo.

    Głosy: 518 21,4%
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AltisticRight powiedział(a):
Knew it, Ralph really had nothing.
So he drove Gator to Knoxville from a convenience store, okay? Was there a nearby bus stop? Those are popular places to arrange a pickup because of surveillance in many cases and easy to get to.

Admit defeat, you have nothing, zero, nil. Gator must be shaking in his boots envisioning some 5'1'' fat 500lbs cyclops abomination with sewed shut lips driving a red subprime funding box and waddling to the convenience store expecting to see clerk Shannon. Instead, Ralph will be greeted by Julian Jani asking if needs a ladder to reach the Makers Mark on the shelf.

Cope. Seethe. Dilate.
Cry more.
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Another hit on the retarded theory of blackmailing folders?
 
Takodachi powiedział(a):
I cant stand all this gator dick sucking.
He isnt stunning and brave, he is an beaten housewife who just turned on the gunt because he was publicly humilliated
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Just wait until someone uploads the highlights or something, once he dumps all the dirt he goes back to being an irrelevant janny.
 
AltisticRight powiedział(a):
Look up Soph.


We don't know for sure, it's just a convenience store. Looking at the route Ralph posted, he drove Gator to Knoxville from North Carolina.

Maybe he was alluding to where he picked up Gator. Doesn't mean Gator works there. Chances are, he doesn't trust Ralph with his real address, so he simply took the bus to some remote store waiting to be picked up.
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That's around the time zoom was either Killstream adjacent or gunning for everyone involved. Gator being paranoid and defensive in that context and taking identity hiding precautions isn't as far fetched as it might first seem
SpookyJohnson powiedział(a):
no fucking way is he? I thought the majority of medical advice said not to fly for at least 2 weeks minimum?
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Do you think this paragon of Caucasian virtue can afford to live in Portugal where everything is priced in euros at tourist rates for another two weeks?
 
Ouch!

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instythot powiedział(a):
No, he's still got that small loyal herd of pigs. He's gonna be DSP, except bankruptcy won't fix his debt situation what with student loans and future judgements being undischargeable. He already hates streaming and puts in two shifts a day despite that. The only other major difference is that Ralph's boring periods won't be nearly as long as phil's
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Yea, I don't think anything Ralph does will ever alienate his core pigs short of being legally prohibited from playing Tucker Carlson clips. They've spent years with him as their daily background noise and they're probably on the same cognitive level as DSP pigs like Derich Ip.

However, Ralph is much dumber than Phil when it comes to life choices. He's now permanently disfigured, has two children with mentally insane women, one of which will plague him for the rest of his life, and the other of which will turn on him sooner rather the later. He is addicted to coke and alcohol, and is about to add painkillers to the list, and has spending habits even more egregious than Phil's. His financial situation actually reminds me a lot of Lowtax's and it wouldn't shock me if it ends at a similar destination. Meigh will rape him in the inevitable divorce since she has infinite ammunition, and Ralph will not change his life style one iota to account for alimony. Whatever woman he replaces her with will be even worse and most destructive.

Phil is just a tard coasting through life, but Ralph is on an active mission of self destruction.
 
Dear God - I know I haven't talked you in years. I don't go to church no more. But I'm beggin you, Lord - please let Ethan Ralph get mad enough to drive to Shannon's grocery and get shot dead on livestream by his former Janny and greatest friend.

Seeing Eat-Ham blasted away by a fat anime-loving manlet in public would be so kino that I'd have to acknowledge that miracles exists - and thus you as well, oh God. Yahweh, let this pig be shot dead in Minecraft. Amen.
 
I'm Just A Worm powiedział(a):
Dear God - I know I haven't talked you in years. I don't go to church no more. But I'm beggin you, Lord - please let Ethan Ralph get mad enough to drive to Shannon's grocery and get shot dead on livestream by his former Janny and greatest friend.

Seeing Eat-Ham blasted away by a fat anime-loving manlet in public would be so kino that I'd have to acknowledge that miracles exists - and thus you as well, oh God. Yahweh, let this pig be shot dead in Minecraft. Amen.
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I feel like the entire portugal trip is already so full of divine intervention that you can't ask for more.
 
Canine with Fangs powiedział(a):
, and Ralph will not change his life style one iota to account for alimony.
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He doesn't have to. He already doesn't pay his debts and as I have asked a few times in various parts of the sub: how the fuck do you garnish a domo or a lemon or a potion or whatever the fuck the latest platform to make the mistake of taking him on pays out in?
 
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