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Goooood morning and welcome to another edition of “Come laugh at the hideous trannies of r/transpassing!”

Contestant Number One is attempting a lip ✨LEWK✨ that makes me suspect he jacked it to Natalie Portman in Star Wars Episode 1, while positioning his head *just so* so as to avoid his degenerate furry ear from dislodging from the 2 hairs it’s grasping. Male pattern baldness is SO transphobic, amirite???
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Contestant Number Two appears to be transitioning into a school shooter. For a fun game, try staring into his rage-filled low-IQ gaze and imagine him peeing in the stall next to your five year old child. Spooky!
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I too remember the scene from Amelie where she pops a euphoria boner while stroller alongside a picturesque French river. Contestant Number Three is here to remind you that you can pick out what kind of woman each autogynephilic man masturbates to based on his style of dress! So fun! Definitely not skinwalker-esque and terrifying to confront in real life!
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Contestant Number Four is a celebrity cameo: Napoleon Dynamite is transitioning, y’all! Stunning and brave, you fat lards!
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Contestant Number Five wonders if he should get facial feminization surgery. I’m wondering how strong the dopamine high from indulging a fetish must be that he doesn’t realize he looks like an escaped convict attempting to evade recapture. Also change your shirt, bro. It’s cheaper than hacking your face.
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Thanks for playing!
 
jellygender powiedział(a):
I have wondered before if it wouldn't nip at least some of this nonsense in the bud – at least with the zoomers – if more parents responded in this manner to their kid's big "coming out" reveal... but as a farce. In other words, the kid proclaims that he/xe/it/them is trans and instead of the parent freaking out, they show minimal reaction. About a week later, the parent goes to the kid and thanks them for having inspired and awakened the parent's own ~gender journey~.

The parent announces their new pronouns to the kid, basically co-opting the kid's whole schtick. The parent dyes their hair blue, starts dropping copious amounts of dumb gender slang, and are real sticklers about their new pronouns with the kid. Basically they outperform whatever insanity the kid is serving up, and ultimately... embarrass the tran out of the kid?

I don't know, just an idea.
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This is how Reagan was elected, my dad used to tell us over holiday dinners:
The 70s were one long exercise in old guys buying Harleys and deciding, fuck the corporate world, gonna get a young woman, smoke weed and party like Peter Fonda and Dennis Hopper in the movie. They divorced their wives in droves, who all became angry feminists like in that book The Womens Room.

Result: You never saw a bunch of kids straighten up so fast in your life.
One was my own mother, who watched her parents turn into pseudo-hippies and the dad who once whupped them within a inch of their lives is suddenly going out to the coast with some flakey 70s girlfriend to watch whales migrate. She makes fun of it to this day!

The "older trans" already embarrass the young transtrenders, if a whole bunch of old people take over the movement, it might render it unfashionable for good.

Listen to 70s and 80s music and marvel at the difference. just watched a movie "Danny Says" about Danny Fields, who said they all loved the Ramones because "no guitar solos!" Young punks could not wait to differentiate themselves from the old hippies in any way they could.
I been hoping this will happen with the troons, but so far, the power they wield as a group, has kept them united. the goal should be to "break up" their movement in any way possible. All the fault lines (FTM/MTF) must be exploited.

And the old goofy-looking pigs in wigs vs the young trendy dangerhairs is a great place to start.
 
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*cringing so hard* This right here is a perfect example of what you would find in a troon room, particularly MTF. We got the trans tech waifu.. Hatsune Miku who is no trans or even a human I will never forgive them for co opting vocaloids into this movement.. and of fucking course... wolves! Ironic for the chronically forever alone to identify with pack animal..

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I'm thinking Amy just plane can't climax. If you the the HRT long enough you stop ejaculating and it eventually becomes unable to climax without prostate stimulation. This is annoying because you end up with an erection that never builds to a climax without anal penetration. My guess is maybe Amy isn't enough of a faggot to get his prostate pumped on the regular?
VermilionFluttershy powiedział(a):
... DIY HRT.... The fuck?

I mean, I've heard of it before, but... Ugh.

I hate to ask, but how do you even make that? Giving kids hormone blockers from a doctor is bad enough, but giving them some homebrew shit would (I imagine) cause even more problems.
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DIY HRT is nothing new. Pre 2005 people just bought the drugs off online pharmacies or they used the estrogen creams menopausal women used.

PL But i had exes who self medicated and had terrible side effects. Idiocy continues.
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Real Life Pay of Troons

With my 20+ years in the field I find that there is a large income disparity among troons. It seems to go one of two ways: You have the troons who lived most of their lives as men and therefor had their careers established pre trooning. While they don't tend to get richer they do benefit from the high male earnings that they had before. (Assuming they don't blow it all cooming)

Then you have the college educated tech know it all trannies. These ones seem to manage to get a certain set of technical skills (While at the same time being US Citizens) and as such they have a much higher salary and standard of living. They tend to flock to the major lefty tech cities and like to be the ones making $100k+ and claiming oppression.

Then you have what most of our cows are: The permanently fully disabled who are living on SSI in their mom's basement. Some of those troons might work part time at Walmart. Maybe. But they are certainly not making any money.

Pretty much every one of the hundreds of troons i have known in real life is in some form of financial struggle. Their lifestyles make them unsuitable to work with the public and given how many of them are munchies there's always an excuse why they can't take care of themselves.

I also know a few who are basically in the Jazz Jennings boat and their wealthy parents support them into their forties. Or there is a long suffering spouse doing the work.

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"'I'm not you're buddy, guy!"

Wanted to add a recent shower thought I posted on in the Jazz Thread.
Its obvious that Jazz lacks the academic and other merits to be accepted to Harvard and I am not convinced that Jazz was accepted ONLY for the woke points or him being a celebrity. I actually think that he has been invited to Harvard so they can study him. Jazz is one of the firs t who had a completely suppressed puberty. I think there are a lot of PhDs there who would love to make him part of their case studies. Explains why they made it a requirement that Jazz has to have a medical team in place in Boston to be accepted. Also there is a huge state funded tranny health center in Boston (Fenway Health) I think that there are probably people for are for and against the troon debate studying at Harvard, and I doubt they would pass up the chance to research him.
 
behindyourightnow powiedział(a):
All troons are like that.

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I cannot emphasize enough how much troonism, despite its dumb commie branding, is a perfect manifestation of late capitalism. Defining your identity and mental health by means of Pharmaceutical Consumption and Branded Consumer Product With Manly Advertising Campaign. You are not a man because of the way nature made you. You are a man because you purchase Axe Body Spray.


To some extent I understand it happening and I know there are perverse incentives, but here we have an area in which every single study in the “biological basis for transgenderism” subject area is so obviously p-hacked that (sorry to repeat myself) any first-year student could see it, and yet they’re being cited everywhere, often by prestigious institutions, and everyone is just looking the other way.

Which would be one thing if it was some trivial field with no real-world impact, but there are kids and parents out there right now making permanent medical decisions based on ideas they are being told are scientifically valid. By people they trust. They are being sat down by an authority figure and being told “your child was born with a female brain in a male body, studies have proven that trans brains are different than cis ones, this is all very biological and scientific, and we have medication to fix it.” And then these parents, whose only crime is being gullible and trusting medical professionals, are signing off on destroying the health of their children.

It’s just… I was cynical already, but now, how in good faith can we ask anyone to trust any research in any way?
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My wife and I both use the same Old Spice deodorant. Guess I'm married to a trans man now.
 
lolcow yoghurt powiedział(a):
I wonder what it would be like to encounter with a troon that says "kill da terves" online, in real life. Would he attack you for saying YWNBAW?
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These type of troons are usually the most aggressive ones, but still somewhat smart. If you tell them that they will never be a woman they start screaming and verbally abusing you. Usually their insults are based on who you are which they add transphobe at the end. Generally they throw the most venom at straight white men and women. But here is the thing they just scream and scream, they do not lay one finger on you, once they get on your nerves and you do just as much as slightly pushing them away they scream "HELP IM BEING BEATEN UP, HELP HELP THIS NAZI IS LITERALLY KILLING ME RIGHT NOW". These type of troons are the biggest pussies ever, but they know how to use their status as a minority to get the media attention to them. They also like to act tough, they carry bats and dollar store tasers when they have their parades and shit, I've seen middle schoolers be more tough and gangsta than these dickheads.
 
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Saw this on Twitter. The replies are 99% full of people saying the trannies were having sex or snorting coke. Because in order for them to be in one cubicle long enough to draw attention from the other drunk women, alert security to that, for security to get through the club to the bathroom, and for security to break through the door, there's no other real explanation.

If they were sharing a cube because they were ~vulnerable people~ looking out for each other, as one reply suggested, they'd only be in there long enough to do their business and get out, or at least open the door when security came in. I'm assuming security doesn't come and just bust the door down without trying to talk to the people in the stall first, that seems like a good way to damage the establishment and cost money to repair it.
 
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Saw this on Twitter. The replies are 99% full of people saying the trannies were having sex or snorting coke. Because in order for them to be in one cubicle long enough to draw attention from the other drunk women, alert security to that, for security to get through the club to the bathroom, and for security to break through the door, there's no other real explanation.

If they were sharing a cube because they were ~vulnerable people~ looking out for each other, as one reply suggested, they'd only be in there long enough to do their business and get out, or at least open the door when security came in. I'm assuming security doesn't come and just bust the door down without trying to talk to the people in the stall first, that seems like a good way to damage the establishment and cost money to repair it.
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What is with these fantasies twitter defenders come up with? What "vulnerable people" share a bathroom stall. Going to the bathroom I get, but why 1 stall?

Is pooping moral support something women do for each other, because if 2 dudes are in one bathroom stall they are 100% having sex.
 
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Saw this on Twitter. The replies are 99% full of people saying the trannies were having sex or snorting coke. Because in order for them to be in one cubicle long enough to draw attention from the other drunk women, alert security to that, for security to get through the club to the bathroom, and for security to break through the door, there's no other real explanation.

If they were sharing a cube because they were ~vulnerable people~ looking out for each other, as one reply suggested, they'd only be in there long enough to do their business and get out, or at least open the door when security came in. I'm assuming security doesn't come and just bust the door down without trying to talk to the people in the stall first, that seems like a good way to damage the establishment and cost money to repair it.
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"venues and customers tend to frown on public shagging and drug taking". Kudos to the management for replying.

"vulnerable" my arse.
 
Malevolent Grimace powiedział(a):
Is pooping moral support something women do for each other, because if 2 dudes are in one bathroom stall they are 100% having sex.
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No. Going into the bathroom with each other, yes. But we stay out of the stall! Usually both women use the bathroom at the same time (in different stalls), or one woman pees while the other just watches out for men coming into the bathroom, while we gossip about whatever.

I've never seen or heard of two women going into the same stall, unless one woman needed help physically.
 
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