🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

Now that's something I've never understood... how the fuck do Europeons NOT take care of their teeth? Fuckers always run their mouth about having better healthcare but somehow they can't be bothered to get friendly with a toothbrush once in a while, let alone fix their snaggleteeth? I can't imagine dentistry is that much more expensive over there.

According to John Lydon, growing up as poor Irish in England it was assumed the govt would give you new free teeth so why bother brushing?

 

[Herpes Complex]

The state of Gunt where valium is the highlight of his day, oh along with food.

He's certainly owning us in that hospital room.

 

[High Tea]

Surprised he hasn't been robbed before.

He has. Once he was late to the Killstream because he was robbed on the way to the corner store. He went back and his phone was smashed on the ground.

 

[Dr. Silvestrechu]

The state of Gunt where valium is the highlight of his day, oh along with food.

Benzos aren't even fun

But you can buy Codeine over the counter in much of Europe. Which is about as potent as anything they'd hand out for this level of injury in the US these days, since the opioid crisis has become a thing.

I got codeine just for spraining my ankle, the doctors would have to be pretty Jewish to deny Gunt at least vicodin for his injury.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Got jumped (Purse got Stolen)
Parody of I Ran (so far away) by A Flock Of Seagulls
Written by Cal Rollia

(Verse 1)
I walked around the district
I never thought I'd meet a teen like you
Meet a teen like you
To own warski I went to Portugal Just to own Him
Just to own him

(Chorus)
I got jumped
my purse just got stolen I got jumped,
now it's on eBay I couldn't get away.

(Verse 2)
I woke up in the hospital
They have to fix my orbital bone Fix my orbital bone
Portugal is not stingy with pills I'm just gonna get stoned Gonna get stoned

(Chorus)
I got jumped
my purse just got stolen I got jumped,
now it's on eBay I couldn't get away.

(Verse 3)
Surgery is successful but without insurance
How am I going to pay for the bill Pay the bill
Gonna stay for another week, What else to do but do but do pills Do pills.

(Chorus)
I got jumped
my purse just got stolen I got jumped
now it's on eBay I couldn't get away.

 

[make_it_so]

Hopefully he'll wash his next Valium down with a glass of chardonnay. That's the arc I'd like to see. 50's housewife wine mom Ethan.

Ralph really can't help but act like a stereotypical suburban white woman - Karen-esque bitching about how a foreign woman doesn't speak English, but elated that they're giving him happy pills.

 

[Justtocheck]

Klonopin>>>>>>Valium

Valium is for addicts who want to feel sluggish and lie in bed and shit themselves because the valium relaxes the bowels. Klonopin is for the gentleman who wants a buzz to chill and laugh and have a quality nap after suffering through the horrible public transportation commute.

Another way of putting it; Klonopin is having a nice cup of wine while Valium is getting fucked by cheap Vodka.

 

[Conan Spedogawa]

L

Let's settle Europe vs America once and for all by having Ralph and Drachenlord fight.

Lets be honest, drachenlord would easily win that one. I vote chrischan to represent us and watch drachenlord get fucked to death.

 

[Puck]

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It's just a like a movie guyyyys

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1487109694820962318?cxt=HHwWnMC-3e2Yo6MpAAAA

Ryan gosling got fat as shit

 

[Don Quixote]

The Valium (Diazepam) is commonly used in hospitals for alcohol withdrawal. I wouldnt be surprised if thats what the prescription was for. Typically for sleep they would give something like Trazodone or Zopiclone.

 

[AnOminous]

A music video of Ralph's encounter...

Minus the sex with a dusky princess.

 

[Keystone]

The more I look at this, the more it makes me laugh. It's like that "Am I retarded" gif where Ryan is what Ralph thinks he looks like but then Ralph is what people see in the mirror. Someone should really edit that gif with the faces imposed on the original.
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5000 hours in ms paint.

 

[AnOminous]

It was very possibly during their Wednesday "Gay Night", meaning Ralph got beat up by gay arabs

I wonder if they made him suck their cocks before or after beating him nearly into a coma.

 

[HumanHive]

I wonder if they made him suck their cocks before or after beating him nearly into a coma.

And other American bedtime stories.

 

[Marche]

Most people in this situation would use the time to reflect on their life and choices that lead up to this and improve themselves.
Ralph obviously will not and most likely will just become heavily addicted to prescription pain pills.

 

[AnOminous]

Some people call it karma others might attribute it to Ralph being an easy mark but whatever you believe, there is one truth to Ralph's life that is become very apparent, and that is that misfortune follows Ralph like a a bad stench.

Life's rough. It's even rougher when you're a fat pig retard.

 

[AltisticRight]

The Gypsies are saving him from getting fucked by the feds lmao.
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He dodged the January 6th insurrection holocaust 9/11 on steroids event too, due to a-log antics.
Some pigroach luck right there.

The Gurse is an Armani? All this time I thought it was one of the knock off Gucchis. Choochi or something.

Anyone buy it yet?

These second tier trash brands like Armani, Calvin Klein, Coach and Fendi consistently plagiarise from the big boys. That murse looks like the popular LV Amazone bag.

Of course, this one is better made, mostly leather, not Chinese nylon. And it's cheaper, around $400 used.

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(a)

"I don't try to moralise".
- Sandra and Ronnie is burning in Hell, goes on squealing tirades about people being meanies
- Cries about a thread of his alleged child(ren)
- Whines about a-logs making jokes
A man that cries about meanies on the internet, brings up angel babies to taunt "disloyal" detractors, mocked some nobody's deceased wife over dumb stream.me rankings, and immediately starts to moralise once he's receiving bants, crying about the immorality of mocking his hick family's "mis"fortunes.

Shut your mouth.

 

[That Guy Who Likes The Chili]

So if he fought back as hard as he claimed, wouldn't he be proudly posting pictures of his bloody fucked up and bruised knuckles/hands?

 

[HumanHive]

So if he fought back as hard as he claimed, wouldn't he be proudly posting pictures of his bloody fucked up and bruised knuckles/hands?

We all know that he mewled out "give that back" in Wh*toidese and then got bodied by the pickpocket's enforcers.
That or he just fell down a flight of stairs.

 

[AnOminous]

These kinds of cities can be extremely dangerous for tourists. Even in Paradise (Hawai'i) tourists or marines on leave and local gangs get into brawls that lead to murder from time to time. I 100% believe he was in a fight and lost badly.

He was stupid. He went looking for trouble. He found it. The difference between a good city and a bad city is in a good one you almost have to go looking for trouble. In a bad one, trouble finds you.

How would Ralph know its a valium from looking at it?

I'm pretty sure the Gunt knows what lots of benzos look like.

I’d be insulted if they offered me Valium, I don’t have all day for that to kick in. Bring me 2 mg Ativan or better yet Versed. God he’s stupid.

The nice thing about Versed is not even having to remember whatever the fuck traumatic event they gave it to you for.