🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

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Hopefully he'll wash his next Valium down with a glass of chardonnay. That's the arc I'd like to see. 50's housewife wine mom Ethan.

I feel bad for the other guy. Imagine being a captive audience to the state of Gunter. I used to pretend I didn’t speak English in airplanes whenever degenerates tried to talk to me too, it works.

 

[Smug Chuckler]

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[SaidNoOneEver]

With the injuries Ralph sustained they are probably giving him the heavy duty endocets lol

How would Ralph know its a valium from looking at it? They don't have "Valium" written on them. Brand Roche's have the 'V'-cut but wouldn't they be using generics that cost 1/5th the price? Those generics might be blue but still plain with no markings and most I've seen from Europe are just plain white that could be anything.

 

[Disheveled Human]

How would Ralph know its a valium from looking at it? They don't have "Valium" written on them. Brand Roche's have the 'V'-cut but wouldn't they be using generics that cost 1/5th the price? Those generics might be blue but still plain with no markings and most I've seen from Europe are just plain white that could be anything.

Honestly he is on a cocktail of sedatives and painkillers at the moment. Anything less would be considered inhumane. His injuries are on par with a car wreck.

 

[Shig O'nella]

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Hopefully he'll wash his next Valium down with a glass of chardonnay. That's the arc I'd like to see. 50's housewife wine mom Ethan.

Dude, of course it's fucking Valium. You were taken in with more alcohol than plasma in your veins, and a body that shows that this is your default, normal state. Valium stops the DTs.

 

[Null]

Damn this nigga getting free valium. That's even cooler than a honeymoon with the fiance. Warski btfo.

 

[The Wokest]

Fucking pieces of shit kiwi farms faggots motherfuckers I wish you could see the 4 losers after the fight they ended up looking much worse than the Ralphamale!
Actually NO, actually matter'o fact the might've even died!

 

[ClipBitch]

So Ralph probably went to that bar for the free drinks and since he has a man purse and it was gay-night a bunch of troons hit on him. It would be funny (and based) if he got into a fight over their faggot advances.

 

[Kheapathic]

if cctv footage surfaces of ralph getting absolutely annihilated by a tranny hooker wearing street walker stomper boots the farms might implode

I don't know how it is in Portugal; but I've seen Thai lady-boys fuck dudes up when a potential john flips the fuck out because there's a dick and not a vag. And while the listing is taken down now; a dude with a girl's name, would be laughing my ass off if Ralph got busted that fucking hard by a tranny hooker.

That aside, I'm not saying it's a complete fix, but drink milk and take care of yourself; your body is a reflection of your diet, and a bad diet will lead to weak bones. Which can lead to getting orbital fractures by a pissed off tranny hooker.

 

[Kickster]

How would Ralph know its a valium from looking at it? They don't have "Valium" written on them. Brand Roche's have the 'V'-cut but wouldn't they be using generics that cost 1/5th the price? Those generics might be blue but still plain with no markings and most I've seen from Europe are just plain white that could be anything.

Pretty sure they label it so you know what you are gulping down

 

[Xenomorph]

Whats gonna happen when his dope is taken away after he is discharged?

 

[Disheveled Human]

So Ralph probably went to that bar for the free drinks and since he has a man purse and it was gay-night a bunch of troons hit on him. It would be funny (and based) if he got into a fight over their faggot advances.

You got it backwards, Ralph's Faggot advances got his ass kicked.

Whats gonna happen when his dope is taken away after he is discharged?

They will give him enough meds for the expected stay. When he gets back to the USA he will have his medical papers the hospital discharged him with and they will do what they need to according to his condition.

 

[Vuedou]

I TELL YOU WHUT GAYDOUR, I WAS ROLLED INTO THAT THERE FANCY YURO-PEON SURGE-ER-REEEE, AND THE SURGEON TOLD ME HE WAS A BIG FAN OF THE KILLSTREAM! WATCHES IT ALL THE TIME! GAVE ME A DOSE OF DIAZEPAM RIGHT ON THE SPOT.
LIVING LIKE A KING, THE KILLSTREAM HIGH ROLLERS WAY, GAYDUR.

 

[Glowie]

I'm always late for throwdowns
What happened to Ethan's epic MMA skills?
He got what he deserved and wealth was redistributed equally.

 

[Xenomorph]

Only 5 star days for him from now on.

 

[Kheapathic]

@Null We know you're busy with raising pigeons and banana peppers; but take a train and go visit him in the hospital and leave a card and a get well soon balloon.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Isn't May due sometime in the next month? What are the odds Ralph's misadventures in Portugal end up keeping him there past the birth of his child?

Keeping up with Ralph's time in Portugal is like reading a retarded, white trash version of Don Quixote.

Its April.

Seeing these pictures you can't ignore he got a big ass noggin.

 

[cans.wav]

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Hopefully he'll wash his next Valium down with a glass of chardonnay. That's the arc I'd like to see. 50's housewife wine mom Ethan.

The Gunt is so retarded that he doesn't realize hospital's everywhere will give your ass opiates and muscle relaxers after a major surgery. But any bit of copium to pretend being in Portugal wasn't a massive mistake I guess.

 

[Truly Rural]

Wow! He was given Diazapam! That is as remarkable as a burger king on a steep street. He doesn't realize that might actually become his lifelong prescription does he? Dude might wake up today or in 5 years with tonic clonic seizures because of head trauma.

 

[Kheapathic]

Half expecting him to bitch about being starved because hospitals withhold food before surgery.