🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

What actually led to Ralph's beating?

  • Official narrative, chased robber to defend his property (Manpurse, €150) and 1 VS 4 epic fight.

    Głosy: 80 3,4%

  • Beaten by the pimp of an underaged prostitute.

    Głosy: 755 32,0%

  • Tumbled down the steep streets like a loose boulder.

    Głosy: 153 6,5%

  • Beaten by a gang of drug dealers.

    Głosy: 476 20,2%

  • Uttered something stupid in front of locals.

    Głosy: 850 36,0%

  • Tried to put his trotters on Warski's sister.

    Głosy: 47 2,0%
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Why would he even post about getting his ass beat online? with the amount of people who absolutely fucking hate him and the amount of enemies he has made you'd think he would know just how hard he is going to get bullied and meme'd on. Now every time he acts tough or says something vaguely manly someone is going to remind him about that time he got beaten up and probably anally raped.
 
I love how his wigger pride absolutely does not allow him to tell a believable story. There is no fucking way he was chasing anyone down and taking part in a 4 man brawl, he was probably beaten up by a teenage hooker's pimp or something. We have seen Ralph trying to run and trying to fight on video and he is not capable of either.

He could have at least told a believable lie like "yeh I got jumped leaving a bar, before I knew what happened my shit was gone and they almost busted my head open". In his fear of looking like a punk bitch he has to tell a story that is literally impossible and make himself look like a complete tool. He would have been made fun of regardless but with a believable story might have got some sympathy at least.
 
This is a pleasant surprise, I usually hate it when people get mugged but I have no pity for Ralph, and here I thought he'd come back with new skeletons in his closet that wouldn't come out for years & years if ever, but he just fucked around and found out instead. I must say, my expectations have been exceeded, and so soon after he went to Portugal. So satisfying.
 
I don’t even follow Gunt but I had a feeling he would something would happen. He can’t stop getting in trouble or being retarded.
 
Trigger Me Timbers powiedział(a):
Oh and he didn't fight them.

If Ralph punched back he would post images of his bruised/bloody knuckles like he did with after his Riley fight.
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He didn't in any meaningful sense, I guarantee.

Look at him fighting the Troon Platoon, even Riley - a 5ft ball of lard - had Ralph rocked and his horse had to gallop to his rescue. Even when he was landing blows, they were insignificant - minus the sucker punch he threw, and even then. Without May Ralph could have lost that fight unable to fight back in the first instance.

Let's flip to Portugal, he's unhealthier now, probably more drunk and fighting people who may be generous. My guess is he waddled after them, squared up after they robbed him and got pummelled.
 
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ralph has become the ultimate lolcow almost overnight. Every time I think he can’t do something funnier he doubles down and proves me wrong.
:semperfidelis: for the great entertainment recently, gunt.
 
Michael Janke powiedział(a):
isn't medical cost actually reasonable in europe, it likely wont net him more than a few hundred?
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I've had to have xrays and a catscan done in Germany.

I was traveling and insured- I saw the bill.

It was a few thousand euros.

Now, the thing is-- If I never bothered going through insurance- I'm not really sure what they could have done if I didnt pay.

the only information they took from me when I went to the hospital was my name and where I was staying in Germany.
 
Manticucc powiedział(a):
It was a few thousand euros.

Now, the thing is-- If I never bothered going through insurance- I'm not really sure what they could have done if I didnt pay.
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maybe they charged more because of insurance?
they do the same shit here.
they obviously don't do that to citizens because they are in the healthcare system.
 
If I were him, I'd simply never post this. I'll never understand the psychology of internet people that feel the need to air every last bit of their dirty laundry for the world to see.
 
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