🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[The Southwest Strangla]

Ralph fucked around and found out. Did he get mugged like the official story? Did his attempt to hire a hooker go wrong? Did he try to buy drugs from the wrong people? Did he chimpout at the bar last night?

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1486513025372889090

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there is a just god. lol

 

[Without A Gout]

I bet it wasn't even a fight. Gunt either got piss drunk and fell off a ledge or talked shit to some guys minding their business while drunk.

 

[WutangLee]

Not looking even poorer than the local poors?

He's in a tourist death trap. There are cities that revolve around hospitality and the experience like Seoul, Bangkok, and Vegas and then there are tourist traps that pull you in on "brand" recognition like Madrid, Vienna, and Prague that prey on wealthy tourists who do the same stupid shit Ralph just did. Visit tourist hotspots, and want to fuck a hooker and get drugged.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Ralph fucked around and found out. Did he get mugged like the official story? Did his attempt to hire a hooker go wrong? Did he try to buy drugs from the wrong people? Did he chimpout at the bar last night?

If we take the story of it being a mugging at face-value, let's go over his fuck-ups that led to this, shall we?

-Went to Portugal on the off-season
-Went on the trip fucking ALONE
-sounds like he was carrying expensive gear around in the open.

How big of a nieve ninny is this guy? I hope he has traveller's insurance to cover the hospital bill.

 

[Keranu]

If i had to chose who was having the best week ever it would be a 50/50 split between Jesse Waters and whoever beat up Ethan Ralph.

Jesse Waters? The Fox News guy? What did he do?

 

[WutangLee]

Let's go over his fuck-ups that led to this, shall we?

-Went to Portugal on the off-season
-Went on the trip fucking ALONE
-sounds like he was carrying expensive gear around in the open.

How big of a nieve ninny is this guy? I hope he has traveller's insurance to cover the hospital bill.

I still can't believe the dumbass went alone either. But it adds extra hilarity that Gaytor probably wasn't even invited.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Looks like not only did they steal his man purse, but his teeth and lips as well.

Lucky for him there wasn't any dignity left to take too.

 

[wtfNeedSignUp]

I thought they were called the Moops

 

[ItCouldBeWorse]

2698262-cbf23249044847eabf080fb3d35695a4.mp4
FELTED

WARSKI WON
PPP WON
RALPHAMALES LOST

 

[gh0stiexo]

He got his ass kicked for not paying his 14 year old prostitute and nobody is going to tell me different. Null is gonna have a field day with this on MATI.

 

[bearycool]

Ralph officially has the punished emote forever in the hall of infamy known as “Movie Night.”

For said movie night, We’ll be watching Airplane (1980) and overtly using the new PUNISHED emote.

Can’t wait to see you all at that function

 

[Kittystyles1488]

Was curious at the overall violence in Portugal, and my 1 minute of extensive research revealed, to my surprise, Portugal ranks #4 on the "Global Peace Index". Ralph definitely provoked this attack somehow, either by getting involved or seeking out illicit activities, maybe gambling, whores, drugs, or running his mouth in english thinking they couldn't understand him....

Global Peace Index - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

 

[Keranu]

and then I couldn't find my room so I just passed out in the hall of the hotel because I had been drinking with strangers all day. The worst thing that happened to me is

...a female police officer woke you up and you took a swing at her that costs you 8 months outside of the free world.

 

[Tom Myers]

 

[Disheveled Human]

This guy ate a violent car crash causing severe hemotoma and now his face is a fucking grape what a faggot.

 

[Jose Cuervo]

If we take the story of it being mugging at face-value, let's go over his fuck-ups that led to this, shall we?

-Went to Portugal on the off-season
-Went on the trip fucking ALONE
-sounds like he was carrying expensive gear around in the open.

How big of a nieve ninny is this guy? I hope he has traveller's insurance to cover the hospital bill.

Portugal’s got a public National Health System, he doesn’t need to worry about hospital bills while there.

Looking on the bright side, this means he can get extorted at a tourist trap restaurant or go to Burger King one more time to truly own Warski.

 

[Retink]

This guy ate a violent car crash causing severe hemotoma and now his face is a fucking grape what a faggot.

At some point it just turns into suicide by retardation.

 

[bobatnight]

As someone who has lived in much poorer countries than Portugal continuously since I turned 21, I have never been mugged. I wonder what Ralph is doing differently

Ok now do it with a purse and see what that changes.

 

[Inflatable Julay]

Portugal’s got a public National Health System, he doesn’t need to worry about hospital bills while there.

Looking on the bright side, this means he can get extorted at a tourist trap restaurant or go to Burger King one more time to truly own Warski.

Or he could tour the Corn Farm Experience!

Lisbon Tours Corn Farm | Portugal Farm Experiences

Enjoy an amazing experience in a corn farm in Portugal and discover how corn production works.

www.portugalfarmexperience.com

 

[Kittystyles1488]

Portugal’s got a public National Health System, he doesn’t need to worry about hospital bills while there.

The public health system appears to only be free for Portuguese citizens.

Your Health Abroad

The U.S. government does not provide medical insurance nor pay for medical bills for U.S. citizens overseas. You should purchase insurance before you

pt.usembassy.gov

Please note: Portugal does not offer free medical treatment to visitors