🗑️ Trashfire PPP: Pig's Passage to Portugal - Update 1/26 - Ralph got his ass kicked and murse stolen. Turns out, the citizens of Portugal are NOT big fans of the Killstream

[There Is Light At The End]

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Duality of wiggers

 

[Golden Boy]

over/under on teeth missing? lmfao this is glorious

 

[whiskeyechowhiskey]

Ralph fucked around and found out. Did he get mugged like the official story? Did his attempt to hire a hooker go wrong? Did he try to buy drugs from the wrong people? Did he chimpout at the bar last night?

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1486513025372889090

Ethan Ralph on Twitter: "Well, I've definitely got to experience Port…

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THEY GOT THE MANPURSE:
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Welcome to Portugal, Ethan!

 

[MeltyTW]

He couldn't keep the body part straight. Called it. It shows how much he respects Ralph he'd rather lie about an injury than vacation with him.

fucking body, man ralph is just having a completely shit day, hes not going to be able to look at a map of europe without rage sharting.

, then start saying weird shit to the girls and almost get us all in a fight, Ralph seems like this type.

and you leave them to get their shit kicked in

 

[Terrorist]

fly into a pig rage and feel like you must defend your honor if they start taunting you, because they're trying to force you into a fight with them

The thing is, this is one of the most charitable interpretations of the situation towards Ralph, because there would be at least some sort of likkered-up courage involved. I suspect it was something far more pathetic where he curled up and squealed like a bitch at the slightest prodding.

 

[Kittystyles1488]

This story is so full of holes. Odd how andy a coke head was able to make 8+ trips and not have anything happen to him. Watch the story get more and more like Ralph was John wick when it happened.

Another theory, tourists often agree to see a prostitute at a certain price, then after the act, the whores demand more money. if you refuse.... you could catch a severe beating like Ralph did.

 

[Blasterisk]

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Does this mean his trip to Spain is canceled?

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

As someone who has lived in much poorer countries than Portugal continuously since I turned 21, I have never been mugged. I wonder what Ralph is doing differently

One of the unforeseen benefits of adorning yourself in overly expensive brands like Louis Vuitton and Gucci is that it makes it easier for thugs to pick you out of the crowd as a mark. You're basically advertising that you're the type of dipshit who's irresponsible with money and are most likely dumb enough to keep all of your important valuables on your person at all times. So yeah, if you want to replicate Ralph's experiences, you'd best get you a Supreme hoodie to wear while walking back from the store at ten at night.

 

[Kittystyles1488]

over/under on teeth missing? lmfao this is glorious

appears to have lost several front teeth and aged about 30 years. I have a feeling he won't be doing facecam on the killstream anymore

 

[Ungrim Ironfist]

Someone needs to tweet him this:

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Remixed it for you buddy:

 

[Random Internet Person]

TheQuatering doesn't even believe that he chase anyone down
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Twitter

I guess Bruce Lee, Ethan Ralph is not.

holy shit they really did gang up on him wtf this is terrible wtf
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What shit will he get into next?

True story
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And get involved with lawsuits and all that bullshit? Seems par for the course.

I can't believe this content is free.

How much would you have to pay at other places?

Dude. I literally called it.

Damn, those CR7 servers must really be something.

I fucking love this website. I get off work ready to settle down and relax only to be greeted with a massive pic of Ralph's mangled pighead after getting slammed on the concrete. This is the only website that can make me belly laugh consistently

For the record I don't believe his story for a second. This nigger isn't running after anybody with a gunt like that, let alone catching up to them. I highly doubt it was a 4v1 either. Wiggers love overexaggerating almost as much as they love hard drugs and alcohol

That being said I easily think Ralph is stupid enough to try to fight back against a robber so maybe there's a kernel of truth to his story

Either way my respect for the country of Portugal has increased a thousand fold after tonight

Why is it that I find humor in a man getting the tar beaten out of him?

As someone who has lived in much poorer countries than Portugal continuously since I turned 21, I have never been mugged. I wonder what Ralph is doing differently

Maybe Ralph should seek you out to learn your methods and techniques.

This is why you don’t cross Joshua “Come to Europe for a Lark, Get knifed in the dark” Moon. His international terrorist organization will hunt you down and extract their price in blood. Moon is wanted in 48 countries, and if ever caught will be tried in the Hague for warcrimes related to the murder of Bosnian civilians in 1999.

This is what Reddit actually believes.

Can't beat a living meme.

I like Ralph's new look.

Andy is the man that called TonkaSaw's bluff. He's willing to throw down.

 

[Seethe Coper 1488]

I CANNOT WAIT FOR MATI ON FRIDAY!
I CANNOT WAIT FOR MATI ON FRIDAY!
I CANNOT WAIT FOR MATI ON FRIDAY!

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

As someone who has lived in much poorer countries than Portugal continuously since I turned 21, I have never been mugged. I wonder what Ralph is doing differently

Not looking even poorer than the local poors?

 

[Inflatable Julay]

Keep trying to turn those Ls into Ws Ralph

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

As someone who has lived in much poorer countries than Portugal continuously since I turned 21, I have never been mugged. I wonder what Ralph is doing differently

Drugs and prostitutes?

 

[Mr Moonface]

One of the unforeseen benefits of adorning yourself in overly expensive brands like Louis Vuitton and Gucci is that it makes it easier for thugs to pick you out of the crowd as a mark. You're basically advertising that you're the type of dipshit who's irresponsible with money and are most likely dumb enough to keep all of your important valuables on your person at all times. So yeah, if you want to replicate Ralph's experiences, you'd best get you a Supreme hoodie to wear while walking back from the store at ten at night.

This, plus his morbid obesity and T-Rex arms make Ralph a muggers wet dream.

 

[Matt Damon]

If Ethan Ralph's life were a television show, it'd be too far-fetched for me to take seriously.

I cannot believe a person like this actually exists in the real world.

 

[Eggg]

Looks like not only did they steal his man purse, but his teeth and lips as well.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

if only dick was there to stop it. nah, he watch and laugh his ass off.