11/12 - Phil will lose

Will Phil win?

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  • No

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He will get rapemurderprisoned. I hope.
I murdered he gets prison & hope in raped.
Nope you guys are all wrong, Phil has won

...a new friend on his friends list

... ... he thinks will give him free tattoos

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Do you think Sonju gave Phil a "referral" to Kai because he was sick of doing Phil's shitty tattoos (or balked at the prospect of shaving Phil's gross matted back hair)? Well, at least this Kai Mera guy seems to specialize in shitty prison-scratch tattoos.

The only thing Phil's gonna win from this guy is Hep C.

EDIT: Fuck me, I just realized this guy's "name" is "chimera."
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@Poor Choices indeed, my friend.

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Poor choices indeed.
 
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Gah, he/she/it looks like some sort of reject from World of Warcraft. Kill it with fire! Just put it out of it

Do you think Sonju gave Phil a "referral" to Kai because he was sick of doing Phil's shitty tattoos (or balked at the prospect of shaving Phil's gross matted back hair)? Well, at least this Kai Mera guy seems to specialize in shitty prison-scratch tattoos.

Wouldn't you? The two idiots seem made for each other.

EDIT: Fuck me, I just realized this guy's "name" is "chimera."

Yeah, that is one weak sauce chimera. Wonder how he'd stand up in a fight with a manticore? My money's on the manticore...

Phil's new tattoo "artist" friend aka a crust punk who thinks he is a tattoo artist, Phil is going to lose weight especially when his HIV from getting a crustpunk tattoo becomes full blown AIDS.

What is the appeal of crust punk anyway? When I was young, I aspired to be rich, strong, and handsome. Apparently these guys wanted to be homeless, because... reasons? I'm guessing none of them have ever been to a fucking Third World country before...
 
What is the appeal of crust punk anyway? When I was young, I aspired to be rich, strong, and handsome. Apparently these guys wanted to be homeless, because... reasons? I'm guessing none of them have ever been to a fucking Third World country before...
They don't want to be a part of your system, maaaaan.

But seriously, most crust punks are either homeless bridge-burning fuckups like Phil or rich vagabond kids who try to hide the fact that they have a trust fund by living as frugally and "off the grid" as possible. It all comes down to daddy issues, honestly; any ideological causes they proclaim for doing what they do are just a convenient excuse.
 
What is the appeal of crust punk anyway? When I was young, I aspired to be rich, strong, and handsome. Apparently these guys wanted to be homeless, because... reasons? I'm guessing none of them have ever been to a fucking Third World country before...
Don't know, all I know is they love jumping trains, popping pills and living under bridges :powerlevel: Let the girls shower before you screw them and wear a condom.

Edit:Yes I know revealed the powerlevel.
 
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Phil will never win. Phil lost the moment he was shat out of his mother's rancid cunny. The only thing Phil ever one was the swim from his father's balls to his mother's festering womb. Autistic, sub-human IQ, ugly, homeless, jobless...no person alive has ever been a bigger loser than Phil. He can lie to himself about getting surgery or revenge on us or that he's actually worth anything more than the source of our humor, but that's all it will ever be; lies.
 
On the bright side, at least he didn't suddenly meet a scary crust-punk orthodontist.

Seriously though, Mr. (?) Mera (OMG WHAT A CLEVER PUN I bet he lost the little horns that were meant to screw onto those dermal implants) looks like his face is poorly shooped onto his body in every single picture, even when the light direction makes it obvious it isn't.
 
Now I want to check him out. Can't help but think he probably has quite a bit of lolcow potential.

Well... I actually disagree with you on this one. He's impressionable and wants to make a difference in the world but Shortround here is just a poor shlub picking the wrong horse in the race. Here's the bio I did on him.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/friends-of-adf-the-lolcalf-files.10254/page-3#post-862975
 
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