11/12 - Phil will lose

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Will Phil win?

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Daniel looking to get some of that massive minuscule white Italian cock action

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Daniel seems to be one of Phil's main asspatters currently. He seems way more normal than Phil, so I'm wondering what the deal is.
Stroking his own ego by supporting the delusional ramblings of a homeless madman. Some people volunteer at homeless shelters, some people give financial donations, Daniel apparently likes and comments on Phil's facebook statuses to make himself feel like he's making a contribution to the world.
 
Prematurely declaring victory for the 2016 Lolcow of the Year Award?
 
Phil will win the highly coveted "Ugliest Tranny of the Year" award.
And he will subsequently be banned from the competition, as it is unfair for the other contestants to have to compete against a master.
 
Daniel seems to be one of Phil's main asspatters currently. He seems way more normal than Phil, so I'm wondering what the deal is.

Daniel is an "activist" who is friends with hippy pacifist Charles Johnson, one of the big players in the Portland Occupy scene. Before Charles unfriended Phil for his violent and racist views, Daniel would see Phil's ramblings because Charles would share, comment, and tag Phil in random posts.

Daniel is normal and incredibly stupid, and likely sees Phil as an "oppressed womyn" who needs his love and support.
 
Whats he going to win? A fantastic all expenses paid vacation to the streets of Oakland? A greyhound ticket back to Portland?
 
No Phil. You lose the game.
 
No... Phil has lost.
He's lost his mind, and whatever else he hasn't thrown away willingly.
He hit rock bottom, but keeps digging.
Soon he'll lose his life.
 
Now that I think of it, Phil has already lost. He's lost the chance to ever live a normal life, and this fucking idiot is so batshit crazy that he doesn't even realize it. He'll never have a job, friends, a home, a family that loves him. He won't even ever have a pet that loves him. He's doomed to live on the streets until he breathes his last breath.

If that is what Isabel wins then I'm not sure why he's so proud of it. He can keep it.
 
Now that I think of it, Phil has already lost. He's lost the chance to ever live a normal life, and this fucking idiot is so batshit crazy that he doesn't even realize it. He'll never have a job, friends, a home, a family that loves him. He won't even ever have a pet that loves him. He's doomed to live on the streets until he breathes his last breath.

If that is what Isabel wins then I'm not sure why he's so proud of it. He can keep it.

This. This sums up exactly why Phil is possibly the most depressing lolcow of them all. He was always a bit of a weirdo, because when we were first exposed to him he was just a gay weeaboo... nothing inherently wrong about that, and there's nothing wrong with emulating the characteristics of a character you look up to. The problem is that we should take away the GOOD aspects of these characters... such as how, say, Goku from Dragonball Z puts 100% into everything he does and does his best to make the most of a situation.

Not Phil. Phil took away the worst possible aspects from fictional characters to the point there was nothing left of himself. There was no more individuality any more... he became just a living, breathing parody of everything he likes. I pity him, even knowing he's become a horrible person with no future, and everyday I wonder what a miracle would look like in Phil's life. It's doubtful he'd even take it.
 
I think @tweaker the cat has won, he has been going hard in the paint on Phil, and recently promoted to a Major in the CIS Army. A battalion of troops for invading Austimlandia is under his command.

What do you have Phil?

An entire army of slacktivists ready to support every dumbass life-ruining decision he makes while giving him no constructive criticism to better his life because that's transmysogynistic and ableist?
 
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