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[behindyourightnow]

Umm sweaty they have more important things to worry about, like literally being murdered by British children's book authors?




But cheer up! No matter how bad things might be in any area of your life right now, at least you have not brainwashed yourself into no longer being able to identify the sex of farm animals:



I cannot exaggerate how much this amuses me. Back in the Old Times, when TRAs were still pushing the "sex and gender are different!" line, a "logical" TRA could simply proclaim that it was ridiculous to think of non-sapient animals as having a gender identity, and move on.

But now the new party line is "sex is a societal construct" (note: several TRAs were literally arguing this in the Rowling twitter replies), and the phrase "biological sex is real" is now a TERF dogwhistle. So you can't do that anymore. These people have literally Newspeaked themselves into not being able to talk about lactating barnyard animals without tying themselves in knots. It's hilarious.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

One of the most fascinating troon subtypes are the ones who claim they're stealth and no man can tell they're not biologically female. The troon I'm about to present to you goes out of his way not to reveal his face, but what he does reveal leaves zero doubt in my mind that any of the men he's allegedly slept with were victims of rape by deception. Without further ado, let me introduce you all to u/beautifulunicorn12:

Spoiler: Totally stealth

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The video of him singing had me in stitches. He sounds like a 12 year old boy whose voice is just starting to crack took a massive helium rip, then pinched his nostrils shut. What a siren! wow

Edit: @Sexual Chocolate is evidently a more patient scroller than myself:

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Discovering that picture instantly made this one of the funniest posts in this thread. The delusion on display is phenomenal. Props to the gay guys he has been sucking off for being kind enough to go along with the larp, very empathetic.

 

[Pinga]

You were as supportive as you could be — to a woman. That’s the issue.

To be honest, shit like this makes me think we should actively prevent some people from having internet access. It’s obviously pathological at this point.

The lack of self-respect in some women truly baffles me sometimes.

You only get one life. One. This is it. And they decide to spend it with an abuser.

In a couple of decades they'll think woefully about that kind Reddit-stranger and regret their life choices.

 

[Notorious AGP]

"Sitting queer":

 

[chiobu]

"Sitting queer":

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TIL I'm queer? A more accurate depiction would be a troon being unable to close his legs while trying to sit all demure due to his girldick

 

[Pinga]

Biology= bios: life + logos: knownledge, reason etc. Unless you are a science book or something like that you can't be "biological"
I hate when these people call themlselves only biological. I am biological... I am also physical, mathemathycal, chemycal and so forth

You sound like the very model of a modern major-general.

 

[Notorious AGP]

TIL I'm queer? A more accurate depiction would be a troon being unable to close his legs while trying to sit all demure due to his girldick

Where's the transvestic pose where they caress their fabric, rub it together, and nut themselves from the "euphoria?" And the sitting with a tampon inserted up your ass pose? Can't forget about the tranny thigh-high salute pose:

 

[chiobu]

"Trans people are literally getting killed!"

r/MtF - Working as an escort stealth, post-SRS, possible?

7 votes and 19 comments so far on Reddit

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Working as an escort stealth, post-SRS, possible? : MtF

archived 14 Dec 2021 09:57:00 UTC

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The strange thing is that if OP's credentials were real, why the fuck would you want to be an escort other than it being some sick fetish?

Reddit - Dive into anything

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https://archive.md/LxrXl

Also hilarious examples of "passing"

 

[Surfin Terf]

"Sitting queer":

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If you're a man then most of these would be man-spreading. Fortunately you can turn that negative into a positive by becoming a laydeeeee~

 

[Notorious AGP]

"Trans people are literally getting killed!"

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r/MtF - Working as an escort stealth, post-SRS, possible?

7 votes and 19 comments so far on Reddit

www.reddit.com

Working as an escort stealth, post-SRS, possible? : MtF

archived 14 Dec 2021 09:57:00 UTC

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The strange thing is that if OP's credentials were real, why the fuck would you want to be an escort other than it being some sick fetish?

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Reddit - Dive into anything

www.reddit.com

https://archive.md/LxrXl

Also hilarious examples of "passing"

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He's looking for a man to treat him like a pillow princess, sex toy, and lady in the streets and a slut between the sheets. The troon he's replying to is the infamous senile geriatric r/itsafetish postertroon Donna/Emma/Gabi who even had his own post flair for awhile, lol. Last time he was mentioned here was a couple months ago when he was showing off his hideous nails and boasting about buying pre-owned toys and room decorations from little girls.

Feeling validated in your womanhood when straight men languish over y…

archived 14 Dec 2021 10:13:47 UTC

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[Sexual Chocolate]

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https://twitter.com/Transanimals3/status/1470442715934511107

https://archive.md/W8NQ6

When I see these competing delusions it's kinda like, at some point, we slipped through a crack in the fabric of spacetime to the Choose Your Own Adventure: Mental Illness Edition

• If you want to try Real Life Handmaids Tale, go to page 3
• If men can totes get pregnant and have babies growing in their big hairy man-bellies, go to page 69

TEE HEE DON'T THINK OF IT AS BEING TRAPPED IN MARRIAGE TO A DEVIANT WHO'S LARPING HIS FETISH 24/7, THINK OF THE STRIPPER CLOTHES AND HOOKER HEELS (women are shallow and stupid amirite ladies)

 

[Oliver Onions]

A moment of silence for the destruction of the lesbian dating market by troons at the expense of actual lesbian women.

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My only complaint --aside from this being a meme for ants-- is they were way too generous with the transbian. I took the liberty of correcting the record:

 

[Hepativore]

My only complaint --aside from this being a meme for ants-- is they were way too generous with the transbian. I took the liberty of correcting the record:
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Yes, it is getting really hard to find a lot of anti-troon memes thanks to a lot of social media platforms as well as Google trying to scrub them from the internet or hide them in the search results in an effort to censor "transphobia".

The stinkditchers and frankenweiners are beyond reproach in the eyes of social media tech giants, apparently, and they will gladly "cut down the goddamn internet!" in the name of censorship because of it.

As an aside, there should be dating services that cater exclusively to troons and allow other dating platforms to weed them out so that the troons can have their own space and LGBs as well as straight men and women can cordon them off from their hangouts and not have to deal with troons infesting their shit.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Random Troon Mini Update

MA'AM, YOU'RE MAKING A SCENE


Josh Duggar is a pedo so why don't ReTHUGliKKKans (ugh) support other sex predators?


Just Girly Things:

 

[Pinga]

Wherein a potato man who would get his ass kicked by a high school bowling club shows us what the height of athleticism looks like. It's MATI, but online potato guys pretending they're competitive at anything other than thumb jockeying to prove troons competing against women in elite sports competition is no big deal kind of pisses me off just a little bit.

It just further proves he's a man.

No fat woman would post something like this. She would be ripped to shreds.

This is the full thread from Stacy Cay.

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"Trans women need a community where their membership is not contingent on their behavior." Please ignore the red flags blazing in the air.

Anyway, this whole thread is a not-so-veiled reference to a drama Stacy stirred up on December 5. In the aforementioned deleted tweets, he claimed that medically transitioned trans women are the most oppressed of all the transes because a hypothetical Nazi pogrom would target them first:

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As you can imagine, the enbies were irate to have their oppression points so coolly revoked. Stacy was branded a truscum enbyphobe for tying transness to transition and suggesting that some nonbinaries are — the horror — cisgender. So violent! hateful! invalidating! etc. Much intracommunity squabbling ensued.

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Stacy then deleted the tweets and sort of apologized but not really.

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In the last week he's posted like a dozen more threads whining about being iced out and misunderstood. He's digging in his heels complaining about "fake allies" who "sometimes go by they/them" but don't support trans women's healthcare demands strongly enough to satisfy him. As we all know, trans people aren't Real™ unless they personally hold Stacy's hand through his body modification journey.

It's a little amusing watching MTFs and FTNBs duke it out for social power, but it's also the ultimate junk food of Internet drama and I'm sure it's melting my mind.

What even is exorsexist? Like sexist against demonic possession?

 

[El Gato Grande]

"Sitting queer":

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How does one sit straight?

 

[Firewater]

How does one sit straight?

By sitting like a normal functioning human being, something that these perverts will never achieve.

 

[Sweet Tranny Adams]

As an aside, there should be dating services that cater exclusively to troons and allow other dating platforms to weed them out so that the troons can have their own space and LGBs as well as straight men and women can cordon them off from their hangouts and not have to deal with troons infesting their shit.

Even troons don't want to fuck troons. Which is understandable seeing as they would know the horrors of transgender genitalia better than anyone.

 

[Pinga]

It's funny how people over on Leddit are saying this is a hoax, when you could swap the people around (make the customer a trans person and the shopper an old man, maybe replace the sign with an ACAB or Trans People are People sign), and they'd be climbing the Empire State Building like King Kong to screech about it...

Good on that lady for issuing a public statement, but can they all please just stop gaslighting themselves.

This pos did such a heinous thing and she's still offering him the courtesy of calling him a she.

The world has gone batshit insane.

 

[SarsCUTE69]

You sound like the very model of a modern major-general.

Jokes on you my father is a colonel and he is Just as pedantic as me.