"Do you mean your wifey? Cos I aint got a wifey sooo"
"Yeah I definalee dull rii now but it's not wifey era we have moved past that"
Interesting. I suppose it's time to decide what benchmark to set for proof of Wipey still being there or being gone.
She doesn't seem happy, doesn't seem motivated, has lost a phone in the same 6 x 6 foot space she always rots in, doesn't seem to be taking her meds, the dog has stopped barking and growling, no fancy smoothies, no side glances, no giggling, no White Claw.
So has she left or is Amber just hoping that we will forget about her dox and move on? (We won't, Jade C Francis of NYC)
Personally, I could see how she may have left. For a start, you'd ask Wipey to find the phone given that she is supposed to be the only able bodied individual in the household.