Yaniv collapses daintily onto a filthy carpet

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Do we know for sure that this is actually meant to be him falling or having a medical episode, and that this isn't just a webcam shot of him daintily laying down to get a good stretch while he uses his phone? Maybe the firmness of the floor feels good on his back and that's why he carefully and gently stretches out on there every so often.
 
Jonathan conveniently fell into a recovery position and grabbed for his mobile phone. No one who is in the throes of an epileptic seizure or experiencing a fall due ataxia is able to do that.
 
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Look at how careful he is to gently lay his head on the metal leg of that chair. If you want to make it seem like you're suffering head trauma, commit to that shit. You've got nothing in there to damage, so go all in.

EDIT: One day I'll learn how to fucking write English on a first try.
 
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>still clutching to water bottle or whatever it is.
I'm no expert but when that happens, I'm pretty sure your hands go limp for awhile.

Shame he didn't die.
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Oh fucking boy it's my time to fucking shine I'm excited. Kinda PL but most people know I work with special needs kids (hence the autism belt) and a ton of them have epilepsy.

There are loads of types of seizures but none of them fit what Yaniv just did there. All seizures that cause a drop to the floor are from either a brief loss of muscle tone (atonic seizures) or from the muscles all contracting at once (tonic or tonic-clonic).

As he was still holding onto that bottle, obviously he didn't lose all muscle tone so it's not an atonic seizure. That, and those types of seizures are usually caused by genetic conditions, so it's less likely but not impossible for him to have them. They're really short and just cause you to drop if you're standing, you get control of your muscles back quite quickly. Most people who have them regularly have helmets so they don't concuss themselves.

Tonic seizures last longer than this spectacle and the muscles all stay tense for a while, not floppy. Try tensing to your hand, then imagine every single part of your body being like that. Usually either you push your limbs away from you, or bring them in towards you, but he just went floppy so that's another no.

Tonic clonic seizures are your classic shakey boys, so that explains itself.

He fully lowered himself to the ground so gently lmfao thats almost insulting. Where's the source on this vid? Did Yaniv post it himself claiming it was a seizure? I just got up to get ready to go to work and I can't stop giggling at this sad attempt at whatever the fuck Yaniv is trying right now.
 
Don't know why, but I honestly thought he would be smart enough to fake fall somewhat convincingly.
 
i Can’t decide if the ratty wig hanging off the handle or the canvas prints of his own fat face are my favourite elements of this masterpiece.

On second thoughts.... neither. It’s the blubbery Troon supine on the floor.
 
So, if the footage is from a security camera that Jon has set up - hypothetically speaking, that someone hacked - then what was the purpose of the seizure? For what audience? How did it benefit him?
 
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So, if the footage is from a security camera that Jon has set up - hypothetically speaking, that someone hacked - then what was the purpose of the seizure? For what audience? How did it benefit him?
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It slew the naysayers by proving he DOES have seizures and DOES need the scooty.

We don't know the intended audience yet, but his supporters have pretty much vanished, so he may have been trying to retain the few remaining by providing heart-rending evidence of his devastating medical condition.
 
Not to PL too much, but I'm a great big munchie with a condition that does cause me to "lady swoon". When it happens, I know I'm going down and can sometimes control it to some extent - can do my best to break my fall and not hit furniture.

I still hit the floor harder than that. And get injured, often.
And don't ring for an ambulance fifty-four times a week.
 
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It slew the naysayers by proving he DOES have seizures and DOES need the scooty.

We don't know the intended audience yet, but his supporters have pretty much vanished, so he may have been trying to retain the few remaining by providing heart-rending evidence of his devastating medical condition.
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Think he will ever figure out that we are his only real audience at this point?
 
Hmmm....
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