😵‍💫 Skitzocow Yada - Midget, Nutritional Expert, Jesus

[Assorted Nuts]

Yada is a very short, very strange man with many strange ideas.

He is a self-proclaimed nutritional expert who makes videos advising spewing nonsensical advice on what people shouldn't be eating whilst wearing a silly hat.

This video of his does a good job at running through many of his bizarre claims, such his belief that all disease is caused by mucus.

Oh yeah, and he thinks he's Jesus. Why? Because Jesus was born in Nazareth and Nazareth was the ghetto. Or something. Unsurprisingly, he doesn't make a whole lot of sense.

Apparently the messiah hasn't figured out landscape.

Yada has recently embarked on a hundred day fast. Apparently to unlock his true self or something.

Only time will tell how this turns out.

Yada's Facebook

Yada's Youtube Channel

 

[chimpburgers]

Jesus can't be black. That's fucking blasphemy. Fucking niggers.

 

[facepalm]

This guy is a better Jesus than Brad Watson.

 

[Ntwadumela]

I believe that "silly hat" he's wearing is just him appropriating African culture.
Also I highly doubt that Jesus was black when he was born and raised in Bethlehem where not many black people travel to.

 

[AnimuGinger]

Midgets scare the shit out of me.

 

[drain]

He's got some haterz:
http://freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2016/03/15/yada-will-kill-you-with-his-detox/
http://ascienceenthusiast.com/yada/
http://www.oxygen.com/very-real/self-proclaimed-health-guru-yada-is-re-teaching-anatomy-to-women

LOL "Periods are unnatural"

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Great find!

I'm going to follow the adventures of midget Jesus now. This is amazing.

 

[Turncoat]

He thinks anger is related to a person's body being in an acidic state. Both of these videos mention acid entering the bloodstream before entering the brain to give someone bad thoughts.

He seriously thinks that wars are started because of people eating meat and other man-made foods, that food, or as he suggests we call them, demons, physically possess you and turn you into beasts and savages.

The way he glamorizes fasting in the second video worries me a little. He seems to have connected the pain of starvation with the path to godhood.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

Apparently his house was raided a few days ago. He's either temporarily gone off the radar to do some damage control or his 100 day fast may have gotten the better of him.

 

[John Furrman]

Those videos are down.

 

[Turncoat]

Those videos are down.

Yeah wow, checking his Youtube channel shows only a few of his videos remain. His Facebook however has many many videos still.

I wonder what he does eat...

According to him in the video "Stop eating when you get sick!", not only should we not eat when we're sick (apparently it distracts our body's healing process), we also should not eat seven days out of the month.

 

[BurningPewter]

I just wanna know the truth. Has Yada and Dr Sebi really cured AIDS patients. Can these people be verified.

 

[Assorted Nuts]

I found this video from another person on Youtube criticizing Yada. More importantly, it contains some of the lost video content, including the Black Jesus video.

 

[breadandcircuses]

Why are black supremacists and stormfags the same?

 

[Assorted Nuts]

Why are black supremacists and stormfags the same?

Stupidity has no racial lines.

I just found Yada's website. He sells "detoxes" and a "clean eating" book.
https://yadaawakeningdetoxs.com/index.html

Yada does not fear death.

"I love you because I am you!!!" What does that even mean?

Also, that first comment is fucking gold.

 

[The Kebab and Calculator]

I cannot decide if he is batshit mad or just a snake oil salesman trying to make a quick buck.

Whichever, his Facebook makes for great entertainment...... the comments.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Reading the title, I thought it was the little green Jedi we'd be tearing a new one to. Or at least, someone obsessed about him.

But seriously, what's with these "nutritionists" and their nu-nutritional ways?

Yada does not fear death.
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"I love you because I am you!!!" What does that even mean?

He's all of us, man. get with the times.

 

[creamyfanta]

@Brad Watson_Miami someone else is claiming he's jesus.

What you gonna do about it

 

[Brad Watson_Miami]

@Brad Watson_Miami someone else is claiming he's jesus. What you gonna do about it

I AM the direct reincarnation of Albert Einstein. The "7 Seals" revealed as 'beyond Einstein theories' can be found at http://7seals.blogspot.com .


Synchronism: 19:09 "Which is quite a coincidence when you think about it." - M*A*S*H on MeTV. 19:12 "The atomic bomb is one of the most powerful things on Earth." - ad Atomic Beam USA

 

[Overchek]

Now you've done it, @creamyfanta