Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

[Rumpled Foreskin]

Delta? Lamda? Epsilon?

It's all Greek to me.

Those are words that, after awhile, lose any semblance of meaning after enough repetition. It’s all so tiresome.

 

[General Tug Boat]

I think they are just at a high hope of classifying COVID under these new substrain variants that the scientifically inept society will still accept the lockdowns. Jab me once shame on you, jab me twice shame on me, jab me three times...

 

[FatalTater]

42% had Covid and didn't know it, according to a German study.
Much deadly, so scary.

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1412879689862066183

Disclose.tv 🚨 on Twitter: "NEW - 42% do not know they had #COVID19 i…

archived 8 Jul 2021 00:30:11 UTC

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[benutz]

Got a letter from the government the other day.

We talked about that.

But, got a phone call from the government the other day, Yesterday in fact. Told them it wasn't a good time and for them to call back some other time.

The fucking paki pricks woke me up at fucking 9 in the morning. And they kept the phone ringing on an automatic dial tone for fucking 5 minutes.

Today, thankfully I had the phone turned off, they called at fucking 8 o fucking clock in the morning when I am going to sleep.

The dirty little fucking street shitting paki cunts.

All the way from street shitter land.

Go to the doctor: I'm about to kill myself, I've been planning it and I'm going to do it pretty soon. I don't really care, but it might affect my parents who are still alive. If there is some help you could give me, it might help them as well.

FUCK OFF CUNT!

I'm fucking sick of it all.

And fucking 8 in the morning I get a fucking paki indian street shitter fucking harrasing me?

Guess, I'm going to have to speak to one of their supervisors eh?

I'll wear a mask where I need to. I don't want to take on the world.

But if you think you are sticking a fucking needle in my arm, then be prepared for fucking savagery. Because you will need to hold me down, and you had better hold me down well.

I got no one to mix with, no where to go, nothing to fucking lose.

But call me at fucking 8 in the morning you dirty little street shitting fucking pakistani?

:-)


This is going to go well, I can just feel it!

 

[FAQnews Correspondent]

Ugh are you guys serious??? This is not a joke, the delta plus and new epsilon viruses are extremely dangerous and could wipe out 30% of all humans if we don’t get everyone vaccinated immediately. Stop what you’re doing and drive to the nearest CVS or Walgreens to get your FREE PROTECTION from this extremely lethal virus.

Plus, after your shot you can head over to Krispy Kreme and get a FREE donut, which, personally, I think is pretty cool. It really goes to show you that big businesses and the government still care about the average persons health.

 

[Protistology]

Plus, after your shot you can head over to Krispy Kreme and get a FREE donut

Too soon bro.

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1412917275649363972

https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1412946878317174785

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

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California ‘Epsilon’ strain of COVID-19 could evade vaccines, study says

The variant has three spike protein mutations it uses to weaken current vaccines by up to 70 percent.

t.co

California ‘Epsilon’ strain of COVID-19 could evade vaccines: study

archived 7 Jul 2021 22:17:41 UTC

archive.md

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holy fuck soy vaccines rendered useless in under a year. Watch them somehow spin this into being unvaccinated peoples fault.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

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https://twitter.com/Breaking911/status/1412946878317174785

Sorry Fraudci, get over your hate toward HCQ and ivermectin. Just get over read the long positive report about HCQ and get over it if BigPharma don't do a lot of the profits they expected.

 

[ddw]

holy fuck soy vaccines rendered useless in under a year. Watch them somehow spin this into being unvaccinated peoples fault.

they already are lol

 

[The High Prophet of Truth]

 

[Escaped Abortion]

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California ‘Epsilon’ strain of COVID-19 could evade vaccines, study says

The variant has three spike protein mutations it uses to weaken current vaccines by up to 70 percent.

t.co

California ‘Epsilon’ strain of COVID-19 could evade vaccines: study

archived 7 Jul 2021 22:17:41 UTC

archive.md

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The best twist would be if this is the result of the non-sterilizing immunity granted by the vaccines. Not only has it evolved to infect vaccinated people, it's also taken the kung flu imagery to new levels, and will now beat the shit out of your antibodies, vax or natural. Like a Plague Inc game, there is no avenue for recovery.

Meanwhile, we would have just had the delta variant if we left it to natural pressures, as India, mostly by situation, did, which would have been covid reduced to cold levels, barely able to kill at all if Britain was anything to go by.

 

[bippu_as_fuck_ls400]

Spoiler

https://twitter.com/TeletubbiesHQ/status/1412790031530475524 (https://archive.ph/i9wVP)

 

[Blasterisk]

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https://twitter.com/TeletubbiesHQ/status/1412790031530475524 (https://archive.ph/i9wVP)

Here's ya sticker! Made it myself because Jersh is hoarding them all.

 

[Just wandering]

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https://twitter.com/TeletubbiesHQ/status/1412790031530475524 (https://archive.ph/i9wVP)

Outside the silly propangda, do teletubbies need to be vaccinated agaisnt rona. Are they even human? can they catch it? They do live in a pretty isolated area do they need it

 

[Gensou Hadou]

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https://twitter.com/TeletubbiesHQ/status/1412790031530475524 (https://archive.ph/i9wVP)

This has the same vibes as the Blue's Clues Pride parade aimed at 4-year-olds.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Mask selfies are great for eliminating the loons on dating apps, but some people just make it even easier to know they're batshit insane and to be avoided.



Well maybe that 80 year old rat midget will fuck you, lady, because I'm sure not going to...

 

[PaleTay]

You think that headline is bad? Check out this one:

First case of delta-plus, 'double-whammy' variant of COVID, detected in Louisiana

The delta variant of COVID-19 has spawned a new, troubling variant known as delta-plus that has been identified for the first time in Louisiana, according to officials at Ochsner Health.

www.nola.com

My favorite quote:


You all ready to get double penetrated by the super ultra plus whammy COVID?

I didn't know viruses could digivolve.

 

[Dog-O-Tron 5000v5.0]

Delta? Lamda? Epsilon?

It's all Greek to me.

When they get to Omega, can I go Full Heston?

 

[Michael Jacks0n]

When they get to Omega, can I go Full Heston?

I mean, I'm already seeing memes about the Sigma variant, so go nuts, kid.