Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

[DidYouJustSayThat]

Faces of Freedom, LLC on Twitter

“The neighbors of the #hoarders, should take note, as they lug all that stuff inside. When it gets down to the nut cuttin', they have every right to take some of that food back, as a hoarder isn't entitled to more than their fair share in a crisis. They stole from the public.”

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Pic related is exactly the reason, I shit on some on the retards we have here decrying "hoarders" or "panic buyers", even with qualifiers added - "oh we only mean bad hoarders". Once the shit gets real, do any of you really think the mob would hear any explanations about carefully keeping and rotating the supply over the years/months? No, everyone, who prepares is dehumanized as a "hoarder" and the people who did not prepare, despite having 2 full months notice like everybody else, will absolutely feel entitled to their supplies.

So make sure, that you take note of anyone screaming about hoarders in your locality on facebook or twitter - if they come asking for something in the SHTF scenario, give them shotgun to the face to be on the safe side - they are scoping out your place, plotting to murder you.

 

[Plunkie]

I'm hearing more people buy guns, but should I also get one? I see it being a realistic scenario for CA, anyone in those gangster places, or towns that are near prisons. To be honest, I don't want to buy one because of personal competence reasons, I don't think I can handle it; but there's an old saying of "the man with the last bullet in a gunfight wins" too. I already noted which one to buy a few hundred pages back.

Better to have one and not need it than to not have one when you do need it. That being said, personal competence is a definite must

 

[Male Idiot]

I'm hearing more people buy guns, but should I also get one? I see it being a realistic scenario for CA, anyone in those gangster places, or towns that are near prisons. To be honest, I don't want to buy one because of personal competence reasons, I don't think I can handle it; but there's an old saying of "the man with the last bullet in a gunfight wins" too. I already noted which one to buy a few hundred pages back.

If you can afford it and can get it legally,I do not see why not. Better safe than sorry.

I am not getting one because:
1 it is banned
2 it is an ethnostate and no minorities near my living space
3 We are an agricultural country, food is the one thing we have and you can't loot the internet.
4 I fully expect martial law if riots happen, and few people are dumb enough to argue with an AK47. The ruling party's favourite is the upper class, so the looting's targets.
5 riots are unlikely. Also, how would people know if you got hoarded supplies, unless you are a tard and tell them? You do not tell people info about yourself. Communism teaches that.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

For those of you hoping for a quick vaccine, let Crazy Uncle Johnny tell you a fucking tale...

Spoiler: Vaccine My Ass

See, Crazy Uncle Johnny took a few TBI's working for Uncle Sugar when he was younger. Now, this particular employer of mine, who goes by the initials DOD and DOA, selected Johnny for a few tests a few times.

One of which was a fucking vaccine.

Now, back in the day, Uncle Johnny was a tough motherfucker. A fucking street machine with a bloody grin, if you know what I mean. I was goddamn invincible.

I got told I could dodge an Article-15 if I "volunteered" for special duty. My number got picked and I was told to show up, sign these forms or else, and go get my new vaccine. I was told that 20% of us would only be getting a placebo. Welp, despite hunting all over post for a virgin, I wasn't able to sacrifice one and I didn't end up in the 20% bracket.

I got fucking sick. We're not talking Influenza sick, or fucking measles sick, radiation poisoning, or fucking malaria sick, I've been those sick.

We're talking SICK. My bones felt like they made out of glass, my fucking bone marrow ached and burned. My skin felt like it was peeling off and cracking. I couldn't get enough to drink or eat but so much as cracker dust left me spewing chunky liquid and foam from both ends that contained stuff I didn't remember eating. Then I got the fever. Holy shit. My brain started to fucking cook and I went to the ER with a fever high enough one of the medic girls in the barracks thought I was going to die and drug me into a cold shower while we were waiting for the ambulance. Unfortunately for the ER docs at the medical center, Uncle Johnny liked to lift iron plates in his spare time and liked to fight with other retards for fun.

That fucking vaccine fucked me up. I mean, fucked me up hard. I was a tough motherfucker, one of those hyperactive bastards who tear through sickness in like no time with an immune system built for fucking speed that you can only get growing up in a 1970's trailer park and playing in the nearby junkyard till you were 10 to avoid your anti-vax hippy parents, but this shit fucked me up so bad it took me nearly two months to recover, to the point that the unit I was in put me on a desk job. I'd wake up with the shakes worse than when I tried to quit drinking after 2 years trying to drown myself in German booze and pussy. I'd lose my balance and fall down. I lost sixty fucking pounds. I couldn't keep half the food I ate down and would randomly puke it up. I'd go fucking randomly deaf in one ear.

Was it all for the common good?

Nope. The vaccine trials turned out to be a fucking failure, but they didn't find out until after the human trials. It was promising in animals. The first diluted tests works and showed no harm done. But the actual full strength vaccine?

I literally wished I was fucking dead. And I'd been scraped up with a spatula twice.

I was the only motherfucker in that control group of full strength vaccine that stayed in service.

How bad was it? The VA gave me rating just because I was given it. Not a big one, but for the VA to give some dipshit like me any rating? Yeah, they gave it to me without even arguing, just went "Oh shit, here, have some percentage, my dude!". They gave me a higher rating for that fucking vaccine then they did the TBI that wiped out some of my fucking memories.

Until the first wave of fucking tests go through and the first wave of civilians and civilian political leaders get it, I wouldn't get your hopes up.

 

[Super-Chevy454]

Corona-chan made us discovering others unintended consequences, this time in the school system.

Welcome to Homeschooling, America!

Here in Georgia, the mass hysteria about the coronavirus has caused the governor to declare a “public health state of emergency.” He has advised public schools and daycare centers to close for two weeks in order to curb the opportunities ...

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Coronavirus could end leftist academia's stranglehold on American youth

When life hands you lemons, make lemonade.When life hands you the coronavirus, start looking at all the good that can come from it.In that regard, if you haven't already read Gordon Wysong's delightful article about th...

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First, people who was pro-gun control in urban areas in New Jersey buy guns and ammo then I mentionned in an earlier post and now, the school system. What's next?

 

[Male Idiot]

For those of you hoping for a quick vaccine, let Crazy Uncle Johnny tell you a fucking tale...

Spoiler: Vaccine My Ass

See, Crazy Uncle Johnny took a few TBI's working for Uncle Sugar when he was younger. Now, this particular employer of mine, who goes by the initials DOD and DOA, selected Johnny for a few tests a few times.

One of which was a fucking vaccine.

Now, back in the day, Uncle Johnny was a tough motherfucker. A fucking street machine with a bloody grin, if you know what I mean. I was goddamn invincible.

I got told I could dodge an Article-15 if I "volunteered" for special duty. My number got picked and I was told to show up, sign these forms or else, and go get my new vaccine. I was told that 20% of us would only be getting a placebo. Welp, despite hunting all over post for a virgin, I wasn't able to sacrifice one and I didn't end up in the 20% bracket.

I got fucking sick. We're not talking Influenza sick, or fucking measles sick, radiation poisoning, or fucking malaria sick, I've been those sick.

We're talking SICK. My bones felt like they made out of glass, my fucking bone marrow ached and burned. My skin felt like it was peeling off and cracking. I couldn't get enough to drink or eat but so much as cracker dust left me spewing chunky liquid and foam from both ends that contained stuff I didn't remember eating. Then I got the fever. Holy shit. My brain started to fucking cook and I went to the ER with a fever high enough one of the medic girls in the barracks thought I was going to die and drug me into a cold shower while we were waiting for the ambulance. Unfortunately for the ER docs at the medical center, Uncle Johnny liked to lift iron plates in his spare time and liked to fight with other exceptional individuals for fun.

That fucking vaccine fucked me up. I mean, fucked me up hard. I was a tough motherfucker, one of those hyperactive bastards who tear through sickness in like no time with an immune system built for fucking speed that you can only get growing up in a 1970's trailer park and playing in the nearby junkyard till you were 10 to avoid your anti-vax hippy parents, but this shit fucked me up so bad it took me nearly two months to recover, to the point that the unit I was in put me on a desk job. I'd wake up with the shakes worse than when I tried to quit drinking after 2 years trying to drown myself in German booze and pussy. I'd lose my balance and fall down. I lost sixty fucking pounds. I couldn't keep half the food I ate down and would randomly puke it up. I'd go fucking randomly deaf in one ear.

Was it all for the common good?

Nope. The vaccine trials turned out to be a fucking failure, but they didn't find out until after the human trials. It was promising in animals. The first diluted tests works and showed no harm done. But the actual full strength vaccine?

I literally wished I was fucking dead. And I'd been scraped up with a spatula twice.

I was the only motherfucker in that control group of full strength vaccine that stayed in service.

How bad was it? The VA gave me rating just because I was given it. Not a big one, but for the VA to give some dipshit like me any rating? Yeah, they gave it to me without even arguing, just went "Oh shit, here, have some percentage, my dude!". They gave me a higher rating for that fucking vaccine then they did the TBI that wiped out some of my fucking memories.

Until the first wave of fucking tests go through and the first wave of civilians and civilian political leaders get it, I wouldn't get your hopes up.

Why not test on the homeless? Not on the poor soldiers.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

Why not test on the homeless? Not on the poor soldiers.

Better physical fitness, you know what they're eating, where they've been, you can control virtually every aspect of the study. They've had IQ and cognitive ability tests, giving you baselines. You know what surgeries they've had, what medications they've taken.

It's the perfect control group.

Plus, the US government owns you. You're their property. And they make sure you know it.

 

[Rei is shit]

Oh hey its like that one anon said....

https://archive.li/daDjv

Plastics Had Been Falling Out of Favor. Then Came the Virus

With health concerns at the top of consumers’ minds, companies are abandoning eco-conscious policies and re-embracing single-use items.

www.bloomberg.com

 

[FemalePresident]

Brazil is reporting their first death by Covid-19.

 

[Shaved Kiwis]

Ron Paul suggests the coronavirus pandemic is "a big hoax"

The former Republican presidential candidate suggests that Democrats are abusing their power by perpetrating a hoax

www.salon.com

Ron Paul bravely counteracts the NWO, Joo Lizard, Quadrilateral Commission narrative and tells it like it really is.

What kind of doctor is he again?

This meme has aged well, now that Idris is confirmed to have the coronavirus.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=ERQB8NkvAJw

Pop Crave on Twitter

“Idris Elba reveals he tested positive for Coronavirus: “I tested positive for Covid 19. I feel ok, I have no symptoms so far but have been isolated since I found out about my possible exposure to the virus. Stay home people and be pragmatic.” https://t.co/Mh9Z9OGxzf”

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Stringer Bell was bound to catch it sooner or later on the mean streets of Baltimore.

 

[Revo]

Brazil is reporting their first death by Covid-19.

Do you have any news source for that ?

 

[bippu_as_fuck_ls400]

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Faces of Freedom, LLC on Twitter

“The neighbors of the #hoarders, should take note, as they lug all that stuff inside. When it gets down to the nut cuttin', they have every right to take some of that food back, as a hoarder isn't entitled to more than their fair share in a crisis. They stole from the public.”

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Always archive.

Faces of Freedom, LLC on Twitter: "The neighbors of the #hoarders, sh…

archived 17 Mar 2020 14:05:43 UTC

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[ToroidalBoat]

now the local library and book drop is closed

 

[AltisticRight]

The screenshot of the tweet is included in the post, so I did, technically

Nah, that's not an archive. A screenshot can be faked, an archive can't.

 

[Jimjamflimflam]

For all the "it's just a flu, bro. Only fatal if over 70" talk my biggest concern on catching it is the rumours of sterilization. Lung damage blows but I can live with but would be my luck to go infertile when I got married, a house and got the implant removed from my wife just because some dumbass figured it was no big deal and didn't cover their mouth when coughing.

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

Kazakh update: oh god I take it back, I take it all back, spare me spare me spare me
There's 27 fucking cases here - 11 in Almaty, 16 in Nur-Sultan

Еще 14 человек с коронавирусом выявили в Нур-Султане

Людей изолировали.

www.zakon.kz

У работавшего в здании Halyk Bank консультанта обнаружен коронавирус

Заболевший, а также все контактировавшие с ним сотрудники, в настоящий момент изолированы.Halyk Bank выпустил сообщение, в котором информирует общественность, что один из выявленных случаев

www.zakon.kz

(Articles are in Russian, so keep that in mind)

UPDATE: Shit, I'm screwed, I'm fucking screwed!

Зарегистрировано еще 5 новых случаев коронавируса в Казахстане - Новости Казахстана | Tengrinews.kz

Зарегистрировано еще пять новых случаев заражения коронавирусом в Казахстане, передает корреспондент Tengrinews.kz.

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5 more cases registered - 4 in Almaty, 1 in Nur-Sultan. Total is now 32.

33-й случай коронавируса подтвердили в Казахстане

Еще один случай коронавируса подтвердился в Нур-Султане, передает корреспондент Tengrinews.kz со ссылкой на пресс-службу Министерства здравоохранения.

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Oh wait, it's now 33. My bad!

Карантин ввели во всех больницах Казахстана - Новости Казахстана | Tengrinews.kz

Во всех больницах Казахстана вводится карантин, передает корреспондент Tengrinews.kz.

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All hospitals in Kazakhstan are now quarantined. This means only the personnel are now allowed to enter & leave, allegedly this is to protect the patients inside.

Карантин вводят в Нур-Султане и Алматы

Режим карантина вводят в Нур-Султане и Алматы, передает корреспондент Tengrinews.kz. Такое решение приняла Госкомиссия по обеспечению режима

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The two plague cities are now under lockdown.

Военную технику завозят в Алматы из-за карантина

В Алматы завозят военную технику из-за введенного карантина, передает корреспондент Tengrinews.kz.

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Aaaand they're bringing in the military!

God, and here I was thinking my country would be spared. What a sped I was.

 

[737 MAX Stan Account]

Well, I'm over my cold, so my immune system is at least in working order.

 

[FemalePresident]

Do you have any newssource for that ?

In Portuguese: https://oglobo.globo.com/sociedade/...meira-pessoa-por-coronavirus-no-pais-24309781

A 62 year old man.

 

[Revo]

In Portuguese: https://oglobo.globo.com/sociedade/...meira-pessoa-por-coronavirus-no-pais-24309781

A 62 year old man.

Thanks and here's the archive : http://archive.li/yMjsv .

 

[TheRedChair]

Do not blame me, I am just reporting.

The local feeling is that slavs are white, italians, spaniards, greeks and turks and mexicans and gypsies are not.
It is a simple skincolour chart, paler the better. There is no big philosophy behind it like Hitler's full autism charts.

Plus eastern europeans are not that big on greco roman culture because it was not Christian enough and was too homophilic.

Again, this is just the local belief. I am not trying to pass it on as a fact.

I think darker skin is seen as undesirable since gypsies have it. Thus all darker skinned people have their rep ruined by the gypsies.

Wanna make a Spaniard/Portuguese mad. Tell them they have black blood in them. This also goes with the Caribbean, Brazil, Cuba, Puerto Rico, parts of South America. Anywhere the slave trades were established, or when the Moors and then later the Ottoman Empire were at there Zenith you have mix races of the darker skin. But colorism exists and people don't want to believe that they might have some other race within their veins.

Afro-Spaniards - Wikipedia

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Afro-Portuguese people - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Well they just locked down the entire country, closed off international flights today. Trudeau in promising leader fashion, still stretching this thing out wider than goatsee, looking like a fucking fruit like usual. All events are cancelled, public places closed, and all the restaurants are being asked to close for at least the next 3 weeks. I have to now wait for my ROE form with my final pay from my boss. So looks like I am out of work until this blows over, guess better safe than sorry, but I was really not looking forward to losing my job for the time being. They are saying there is going to be a speed up in EI benefits for people laid off, with some packages available for all of the people who just lost their jobs this week. Only delivery services, shops, and essential services are open. Government buildings are even closed for the time being, so the projection here is 3 weeks.

Luckily I just upgraded my internet so it's worked better than it ever has, so I can stream some hi-def streams of the chimp outs that are going to start happening soon. Seeing economic trends the damage will be substantial, so hopefully people can get on the whole fuck China outsourcing campaign so that goods and services can slowly be pumped back into our respective economies. They just opened a screening center where I am at, so in the manner of a few short hours cases are for sure are going to start popping up. Hopefully we can tackle this thing and anti-viral treatments and remedies can start coming out to help the people that end up contracting it.

Gook luck up there.

Lumping Italians, Spaniards and Greeks with Mexicans and gypsies, lol. The Mexicans jumping borders into the US are nearly all mestizos, Native Nahuatl with some Spanish and gypsies came from India. Italy and Spain are on the Mediterranean so of course a lot of them aren't pasty pale white but they are white. I get you're saying this isn't your personal belief but that's crazy.

Edited to add I forgot to mention the Greeks, they're the foundation of Western civilization-the patrician and equestrian Romans spoke Greek to one another, Latin was the vulgate-the common language of the plebeians.

Yup. Speaking first hand about the fucking racism that goes in in Mehico. They do have a caste system and it is in all parts of their society. If you are a lighter skinned Mehican, and especially can prove that you have some Spaniard, French, or even German Blood in you, most likely you will have started in a higher wealth bracket and/or will have a better chance in getting jobs/work within their government. If you are from the original Native stock that were conquered by Spain to this day you are fucked. This is one of the reasons the Cartels can get so much man power to do their bidding.

Also this little fact since this is St paddy's day.

Saint Patrick's Battalion - Wikipedia

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There was a time not to long ago when a I person such as myself could go down to TJ. Watch the fights, have some fun, make some money and enjoy what was down there. But since the rise of the Zeta's and with that the increase violence down in that region you are no longer safe to venture out and talk to the real people and the real culture. That's something I miss.

Say what you will about the plot of the Matrix sequels, they had a great soundtrack

Oh the matrix soundtrack and the 1st movie was excellent.

But Mona Lisa overdrive is this.

Mona Lisa Overdrive - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Every true Cyber punker knows this You get brownie points if you ever played the original CyberPunk 2020. Moar Brownie points if you played Twilight 2000, Morrowwind Project, or the original Shadow Run.

Brazil is reporting their first death by Covid-19.

This could be real fucking bad depending where it was reported. They of course had their Carnaval' recently.... In San Paulo??? Yea they are fucked. The slums over there are.. Deadly... yea deadly is a nice word for now.