Write a Christmas letter to Tommy one sentence at a time

[ManShrike]

Dear Tommy,
I hope your whole family dies in an automobile wreck this holiday.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Get some help, you old dementia ridden bipolar fuck.

 

[Putin Bot]

I hope you get shot again for dumpster diving. But in the head this time.

 

[ManShrike]

Santa will bring you coal not just because you are on the naughty list, but because you will use the coal to light your bunk, fentanyl laced, weed then die.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Dear Tom,

You'll look, smell, and sound like krampus. You're entire family hates you, and you will never, ever be a real woman. You. for all intents and purposes a pedophilic walking corpse with COPD. The only value you provide to the world is to government employees who handle your welfare. You should shove a dreidel up your ass.

 

[blablabla]

Kill yourself retard

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

dear tommy, you are a subhuman piece of shit

 

[Space Cooter]

If you keep trying, eventually you’ll get the fbi to listen to you

 

[Shidoen]

Why did you drink Chris Chan's special Fanta

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

A plague upon you, Tommy Tooter.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

May you be cursed with sudden lucidity and self-awareness at the moment of your death.

 

[Jimmy Olsen]

Dear Tom,

Sorry your mother died. Please find something better to do with whatever time you've got left than spend every waking moment of it on here. I don't have any original insults, so I'll let the replies before mine do the talking.

 

[Crisseh]

May the bedbugs and roaches have a wonderful Christmas at your house.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Thank you Tom, as no lawyer who wants to continue practicing law will read your posts you made over the past few days and take your case. No matter how this turns out, Null's gonna have an extra $60 bucks pretty soon.

 

[O.O]

Never forget even necrophiliacs have higher standards than you. Merry Christmas schizotroon pedonigger.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Hope you don’t shit on the floor today.

 

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

Please hurry up and die so 15 year olds are safe from you this Christmas.

 

[Easy Peasy]

Merry Christmas from your friends at the Hoffman group. See you soon!

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Worse than a Karen in a department store, on the phone or in real life; Eat a shit sandwich with a side of humble pie.

 

[RedRocket69]

Niggers tongue my anus