would you rather be a pedophile or be a zoophile - disturbing question

[Orcinus Orca]

read the title. would you rather be a child-loving pedophile or a horse-fucking zoophile? you cant pick neither btw. since im op and a selfish little faggot i am excluded from this auestion

 

[Smoltine Kiminal]

clearly the horsefucker, horses can consent and are strong enough to defend themselves and kick me to death if they dont like it

 

[Nice Comoesta 🔰]

 

[anliteralidiot]

Zoophile
white girls fuck dogs

 

[Xev]

The kiwi farmer telling you to kys.

 

[Pruto]

I'm already a dog so I don't care

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Zoophilia is by far the lesser evil, so that is an extremely easy choice, though it's still fucked up and disgusting.

 

[Lip Glossary]

Zoophile
white girls fuck dogs

There are a TON of pictures of sheboons getting fucked by dogs.
You are the WORST kind of beastiality enthusiast. A RACIST one. I can forgive the zoophilia, because we've all been there before. But I can't abide the racism.
I need to leave this thread. I am so disappointed right now.

 

[Lisa]

Zoophile. There is nothing wrong with animals having sex with each other.

 

[Lip Glossary]

Wouldn't that suck if you had sex with an animal so you didn't have to commit pedophilia and you fucked up and ended up having sex with an underage dog? Lol, so now you're a zoo pedophile.
"THAT HUSKY TOLD ME SHE WAS 18!!!"

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Wouldn't that suck if you had sex with an animal so you didn't have to commit pedophilia and you fucked up and ended up having sex with an underage dog? Lol, so now you're a zoo pedophile.
"THAT HUSKY TOLD ME SHE WAS 18!!!"

Don't worry, you count in dog years and it's fine.

 

[Lip Glossary]

Don't worry, you count in dog years and it's fine.

Yeah but what if the dog is 2 years old and looks like an adult, and that means it's only 14 in dog years?
I don't know this whole thing seems sketchy. This is why they have to start giving IDs out to animals, so people don't make these common mistakes.

 

[FedPostalService]

Why not be both? Don’t let society limit you.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Yeah but what if the dog is 2 years old and looks like an adult, and that means it's only 14 in dog years?
I don't know this whole thing seems sketchy. This is why they have to start giving IDs out to animals, so people don't make these common mistakes.

It's not difficult, you're complicating things. It's basic math.

 

[FedPostalService]

Yeah but what if the dog is 2 years old and looks like an adult, and that means it's only 14 in dog years?
I don't know this whole thing seems sketchy. This is why they have to start giving IDs out to animals, so people don't make these common mistakes.

Canonically the dog is a 2,000 year old demon.

 

[Mad as a Swan]

So the choices are zigger or white woman.

White woman.

 

[Hellwalker]

There couldn't be a more blatant honeypot thread than this.

 

[Lip Glossary]

God damn it I waited a while but I suppose you guys are going to make me the one who asks.
I mean how young does the girl have to be? Are we talking 17 here? Like the day before her 18th birthday, does that count?
I'm just asking because I want to better understand the parameters of the scenario here.

 

[NerdShamer]

There are a TON of pictures of sheboons getting fucked by dogs.

Nobody would say this shit unless they're regularly watching it

 

[Smoltine Kiminal]

I mean how young does the girl have to be? Are we talking 17 here? Like the day before her 18th birthday, does that count?

pedophilia refers to prepubescent children, so around 12 at the oldest