Would you fuck Mr. Wasserberg if he had to go to prison afterwards?

[Churros con Manteca]

Venturing your noodle into that hellhole will be effective castration. I hold my own health with regard.

 

[Postal_Rat]

Yeah, according to the poll somebody would already do it, so there is no reason for us to engage in this horrendous act with Mr. Wasserberg.

Given that your the only one who has described this as a tough choice and you have a Gif of Tom pantless I think we all know who said yes

 

[The Crow]

Honestly, I'd rather sell my soul to Lucifer, then immediately kill myself afterwards.

 

[ñññ]

No.

 

[Ultrapenguin]

This thread has destroyed my mind.
Sex, jail? Why sex and jail, why would I have sex if I want in jail? Tom likes sexual harm, does OP identify with Tom? Is that why OP thought this thought, because of Tom? How long has OP thought this prior to posting? Has OP masturbated to this thought? Will Tom masturbate to it too? Tom reads everything. His faggotry will be encouraged. Has Tom always masturbated to this?...Holy shit, has Tom's desire to be abused by the manly men of Kiwi Farms always been sexual? I've joked about it, but I never actually considered the idea that it could be true. My god...

I'm going to go try to pretend I never read this. Here, this one's on the house:

 

[Tragi-Chan]

He only has a couple of years left to live and while he remains a sex pest, his ability to commit rape is severely curtailed by his feeble physical and mental state. The benefit to society would be very limited and certainly not worth degrading myself for.

 

[AnOminous]

The poll has closed. 12 out of 13 people said that they wouldn't fuck Tom even if it meant that he would be in jail. 1 out of 13 people would fuck Tom to put him in jail.

1 out of 13 need to commit suicide immediately.

 

[Niggernerd]

Prison is a waste of tax dollars , I'd just feed him some lead from a 9mm

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

1 out of 13 need to commit suicide immediately.

Do they need assistance? I can assist them with a shotgun

 

[General Tug Boat]

I think there are far better causes to be a martyr for than a comedy forum. If anything my suggestion once that even comes to mind, I would recoil with telling the OP of this thread to take a break, and touch some grass for a bit.

 

[Gamercat]

good god no.

 

[Gaymead]

>Would you have sex with a disgusting pedophile in order to send him to jail permanently?
Is this your way of insulting us, subtly telling us off that we are children, here?

 

[Glowie]

Scam baiting Tom and suing him for fraud in civil suit then federal authorities for tax evasion.

If something Tom dodges faster than questions are taxes and reported income

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

Okay, after checking your profile again, I'm convinced you have a thing for ugly hons (aka older trannies).

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I'd rather ride Owen Wilson's nose.

 

[Stoneheart]

he can suck my dick if he gets the chair and im allowed to flip the switch.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

I wouldn't be physically able to, for the same reason I can't sex a groundhog.

 

[Uncle Buck]

As disgusting as the idea of intercoursing Tom is, it does make one wonder who from the Farms he’d write to from prison.

 

[Positron]

If he goes to prison we can't observe and laugh at his slow process of dying. So it is lose-lose.

 

[FinnSven]

he can suck my dick if he gets the chair and im allowed to flip the switch.

What if for this he has to be sucking your dick while in the chair as you flip the switch?