Would Santa make a good sugar daddy?
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- 20 Sty 2021
No because I'm pretty sure he's a fuckin diabetic. Dude wouldn't even touch the sugar cookies I left out for him last year 
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- 20 Paź 2018
I guess, he has the body to be one.
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- 5 Lut 2019
i wish i was santa
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- 19 Mar 2021
No because you would always play second fiddle to Mrs Claus.
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- 30 Cze 2021
You'd get on the naughty list for having extramarital sex, thus disqualifying you from the benefit of receiving gifts from him. So, Santa could only be a Splenda Daddy at best.
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- 14 Lis 2017
The Gingerbread Man might though