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I’m just wondering what’s the worst thing you could put up your ass
Worst makeshift dildo?
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- 30 Kwi 2021
There's actually a lot of things and even actual dildos are dangerous if they don't have a flared base (your colon sucks them up and you need surgery to remove them). But probably anything sharp like a knife, fork, spork etc. or something really dirty like a moldy banana or a water bottle found in a ditch that a trucker peed in.
That is just sad animal abuse. Eels are smarter than you think:
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Probably a broomstick.
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Any dildo that involves Lego's. Because whatever is extreme throbbing pain for your foot will be extremely painful in your ass.
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the urn what holds grandma's ashes
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Your dick.
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A black hole surely? In that it would crush you and everyone you loved down to a tiny point so heavy & dense not even light could escape. And the rest of the world, too. Then the sun. So that would be the worst thing that could ever travel up into your ass. Don't think you'd have time to feel much of anything though (nor would anyone). We'd all die and all known life would come with us, flattened into a microscopic layer around the hole in your ass.
(If you detect a black hole, for goodness' sake don't sit on it.)
(If you detect a black hole, for goodness' sake don't sit on it.)
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