Worst Job Debate Thread

[Breadbassket]

Pity the tosher.

 

[TenMilesWide]

Underwater welding or any other job where you stand a real chance of getting Byford Dolphin'd has to suck.

 

[Core Theorist]

Actual jobs or hypothetical jobs?

Pity the tosher.

For an actual job, Tosher... in India.

 

[Breadbassket]

Actual jobs or hypothetical jobs?

Actual jobs, either of the still around or the obsolete historical variety.

 

[Margo Martindale]

Customer Service

 

[Dagoth AMOGUS]

How about jobs where you go home smelling like trash like garbage man?

 

[McMitch]

Norm weighed in on this one:

Finally, according to the U.S. News & World Report 1997 Career Guide, the best job in the United States, for the second year in a row, is Interactive Business System Analyst. However, last year’s worst job, Assistant Crack Whore, has been replaced by a new worst job: Crack Whore Trainee.

 

[Generic Anime Girl]

customer service in retail with a customerbase of boomers

 

[Leather Gliscor]

Gay bath house janitor. Seems biohazardous.

 

[Skitarii]

TOP 10 MOST SOY PROFESSIONS

10.WAITER - YOU WILL WAIT 20 MINUTES FOR ME TO COME BACK TO THE TABLE BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO GIVE YOU THE FREE REFILL YOU'RE ENTITLED TO, I WILL MESS UP YOUR ORDER AND THEN CLAIM I COULDN'T HEAR YOU, YOU WILL GIVE ME A 20% TIP IN SPITE OF ME FUCKING EVERYTHING UP

9. HR WORKER- YOU WILL DO 2 HOURS OF PRELIMINARY HOMEWORK BEFORE YOUR INTERVIEW, YOU WILL ANSWER MY INANE QUESTIONS COMPLETELY UNREALATED TO THE JOB YOU ARE APPLYING FOR, YOU WILL NOT RECEIVE A REASON FOR YOUR REJECTION

8. PORN ARTIST - YOU WILL SUBSCRIBE TO MY PATREON, YOU WILL NOT SEND UNSOLICITED REQUESTS, YOU WILL NOT REDISTRIBUTE MY ART, I WILL NOT DRAW THAT FETISH ANYMORE BECAUSE IT HURTS MY REPUTATION

7. SENATOR - YOU WILL VOTE FOR ME, YOU WILL NOT VOTE FOR THE EVIL FASCIST NAZI IN THE OTHER PARTY, I WILL NOT ANSWER MY PHONE EVENT HOUGH YOU CALLED ME OVER 20 TIMES TO TALK ABOUT THE THE WATER SUPPLY

6. NURSE - YOU WILL NOT BRING MORE THAN 2 PEOPLE IN THE ROOM DURING YOUR GRANDMA'S DYING MOMENTS BECAUSE YOU MIGHT GIVE HER COVID, YOU WILL ATTEND YOUR YEARLY CHECKUP, YOU WILL TAKE THIS MEDICINE FOR YOUR EAR INFECTION INSTEAD OF LETTING IT HEAL NATURALLY

5.CAFETERIA JANITOR - YOU WILL THROW YOUR GARBAGE IN THE GARBAGE CAN, YOU WILL PUT THE TRAY ON THE PILE NEXT TO THE SINK, YOU WILL NOT LEAVE FOOD AT THE TABLE, YOU WILL NOT POUR WATER ON THE GROUND

4. DMV EMPLOYEE - YOU WILL LET ME TOUCH YOUR HAIR SO I CAN MOVE IT OFF OF YOUR FACE FOR THIS PHOTO, YOU WILL ONLY PAY ME WITH A CHECK OR MONEY ORDER, YOU WILL ONLY BE ALLOWED TO TOUCH YOUR TRANSMISSION 3 TIMES DURING THE PARALLEL PARKING PORTION OF YOUR DRIVER'S TEST, YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO SCHEDULE ANOTHER TEST FOR 3 MORE MONTHS

3. COLLEGE PROFESSOR - YOU WILL RESPECT MY WORK, YOU WILL NOT PLAGIARISE, YOU WILL GET THE CITATIONS ACCORDING TO SOME SUPER AUTISTIC FORMAT, TOUCHING A WOMAN'S SHOULDER IS SEXUAL HARRASMENT THEREFORE YOU WILL NOT DO THAT, YOU WILL NOT DARE EMAIL ME WITHOUT FOLLOWING THESE SPECIFIC CONDITIONS

2. BUSDRIVER - YOU WILL STAY IN YOUR ASSIGNED SEAT, YOU WILL GET OFF AT YOUR ASSIGNED STOP, YOU WILL NOT BRING FOOD ON THE BUS, YOU WILL NOT BLOK THE MIDDLE AISLE, YOU WILL CLOSE YOUR WINDOW BEFORE GETTING OFF

1. LIFEGUARD - YOU WILL NOT DIVE HERE, YOU WILL NOT JUMP BACKWARDS OFF THE DIVING BOARD OR DO FLIPS, YOU WILL NOT RIDE 5 PEOPLE DOWN THE WATERSLIDE IN A CONGA LINE, YOU WILL NOT ENGAGE IN HORSE PLAY

 

[Gay Vito]

Dishwasher. You work your ass off in hot temperatures for $7 an hour. No redeeming values

 

[Sargon's wife's son]

Pouring concrete it pays well but oh my God I'm never going to do that ever again I prefer a stone masonry but if you do stone masonry for some reason you also pour concrete don't know why that's just how it works

 

[werbwub]

Underwater welding or any other job where you stand a real chance of getting Byford Dolphin'd has to suck.

customer service in retail with a customerbase of boomers

Probably any job within one of these categories. Something like being a janitor sucks but at least you don't have to deal with retarded boomers all day or have to worry about drowning cause your oxygen tank failed.

 

[soulgains]

It used to be a great job, at least when I was growing up, but now its fucking terrible: Flight Attendant. The perks used to outweigh the downsides, but now you barely make enough to feed yourself while living the lifestyle of a nurse/medical professional in terms of hours. You don't even get compensated for the time you spend in port, you can get fucked out of work hours by flight delays, its generally just an awful profession to be a part of in the modern day. My cousin is one and hes desperately trying to change careers, considering he's barely making ends meet and can't have a normal relationship with any woman for longer than a week without them calling it quits.

 

[Soyjak Enjoyer]

TOP 10 MOST SOY PROFESSIONS

10.WAITER - YOU WILL WAIT 20 MINUTES FOR ME TO COME BACK TO THE TABLE BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO GIVE YOU THE FREE REFILL YOU'RE ENTITLED TO, I WILL MESS UP YOUR ORDER AND THEN CLAIM I COULDN'T HEAR YOU, YOU WILL GIVE ME A 20% TIP IN SPITE OF ME FUCKING EVERYTHING UP

fucking trippy I remember reading this thread on /soy/ like 3 years ago, kinda thing you never expect to see again

 

[French Dip]

Raw sewage divers have GOT to have the worse job. But I'm also germophobic so...

 

[dongykung]

There was a tv show about this question but I forget what its called but i think the worst regular job is fast food

 

[Buttigieg2020]

There was a tv show about this question but I forget what its called but i think the worst regular job is fast food

Dirty Jobs with Mike Rowe?

 

[Banditotron]

Worst job is a foot job. Feet are grody as hell don't put no athletes foot on my pangus

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Gay bath house janitor. Seems biohazardous.

floor mopper at the peep shows jack shack jizz booth would be worse given that lack of water that already exists at a bath house.