Wolfaboos - Scenedogs and Autistic Spirit Animals.

[Ntwadumela]

Lions are actually pretty chill. They're widely regarded as one of the least aggressive predators around and are somewhat more easily trained, but it's commonly thought that this is because male lions are hideously lazy, and the female lions are either away hunting or are too tired from hunting to chase you down unless you do something to piss them off. I mean don't get me wrong, they are still dangerous and you should absolutely not treat them like they're a fucking kitten, but they're not like most animals where they'll charge at you just for being at the wrong place at the wrong time.

It's not that male lions are lazy, they do hunt. The females just do it more often. The male's primary role in the pride is to protect their cubs and fight off intruders, as well as surveying their territory. The reason why lionesses hunt more often is because they don't have the liability of a huge, thick mane holding them back in the hot African sun. It's like wearing a thick scarf in the desert. Male lions have a very hard life actually, their major cause of death is infected wounds received from rival males in fights to the death. Either way, they are not to be trifled with.

Here - you - go. Plus one more I forgot to upload until just now.

These are taken with him in a winter coat. His summer coat is much closer to jet black.

That is not a wolf. That's just a typical German Shepherd, you can tell by the longer, slightly pointier ears and closer-set eyes. Still a nice breed though.

 

[c-no]

Yep, similar to those people who think they're cat people so a tiger/lion/etc would never hurt them. They would get eaten if they even tried.

Speaking of tigers and lions, did wolfaboos ever mention wolves beating those sort of animals? Because that would only be possible if the lion or tiger was near death and the wolf had friends to back him up. Otherwise, the wolf would just get mauled.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Speaking of tigers and lions, did wolfaboos ever mention wolves beating those sort of animals? Because that would only be possible if the lion or tiger was near death and the wolf had friends to back him up. Otherwise, the wolf would just get mauled.

A wolf would honestly lose to any big cat. Most wild canines would anyway. However, those people state the opposite even when the evidence is smack-dab in their faces.

 

[ActualKiwi]

Speaking of tigers and lions, did wolfaboos ever mention wolves beating those sort of animals? Because that would only be possible if the lion or tiger was near death and the wolf had friends to back him up. Otherwise, the wolf would just get mauled.

A wolf would honestly lose to any big cat. Most wild canines would anyway. However, those people state the opposite even when the evidence is smack-dab in their faces.

Both sides tend to hunt in packs, but yes, overall I do think a 1v1 fight would probably be more in favour of the big cats.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Both sides tend to hunt in packs, but yes, overall I do think a 1v1 fight would probably be more in favour of the big cats.

Actually, new research has shown that although wolves are social animals and are commonly thought of as pack hunters, they actually have a higher success rate hunting on their own and are capable of bringing down caribou singlehandedly. I still believe it's no match for any big cat though. Also, when male lions hunt, they use ambush techniques similar to leopards, jaguars and tigers.
EDIT: Here's the file in the post that I accidentally deleted, it'll be addressed in ActualKiwi's post.

 

[ActualKiwi]

Also, sorry for the double post, but does anybody remember WolfofThunders? She was a huge lolcow/wolfaboo on Deviantart and I'm sure she would've had a board here if she wasn't banned.

^^Her Fursona

The file included is a fursona someone made for her that she made a massive chimpout over, and the picture below is her epic reaction, which makes the poofballs more obvious.

Also, who could forget this masterpiece she made?

Able to give us the text on that...yiffing art?
The artist loves her some elemental-glow-effect-backgrounds alright

 

[Ntwadumela]

Able to give us the text on that...yiffing art?
The artist loves her some elemental-glow-effect-backgrounds alright

Somewhere past midnight
When the moment is just right
We ride the streets of desire
We take it slow and
Always get where we're goin'
'Cause where there's smoke there's fire
^^^^
That is some fucked up shit right there

 

[Mark Corrigan]

This thread reminded me of a piece of internet history and a lovely article I read on ED once.

I will spare you the joys of wading through ED and its diarrhea of ads. There is this website called ConceptArt and one day in 2005 one DA user uploaded his EPIC! DARK! and EDGY! wolf art expecting asspats. Hilarity ensued.

The images in question:

Spoiler

"Evil master of puppets"

 

[Flamesoul the Diabolical]

This thread reminded me of a piece of internet history and a lovely article I read on ED once.

I will spare you the joys of wading through ED and its diarrhea of ads. There is this website called ConceptArt and one day in 2005 one DA user uploaded his EPIC! DARK! and EDGY! wolf art expecting asspats. Hilarity ensued.

The images in question:

Spoiler

"Evil master of puppets"

Dude's current account on FA
Still draws furry shit
profile
journals
gallery
scraps

 

[Trilby]

I thought that was rather nice, actually. Cute, interesting, and the animation is great considering its indie nature. A shame it won't be continued.

I'm sure it's hard for some indie artists to keep that up.

At least there was animation to speak of there.

Dude's current account on FA
Still draws furry shit
profile
journals
gallery
scraps

Makes what he did back in '05 look tame by comparison.

 

[LD 3187]

This is a totally serious documentary about your regular wolfaboo:

 

[ActualKiwi]

This is a totally serious documentary about your regular wolfaboo:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=komph9TxTbI

I swear that thumbnail from the video is at the exact right moment. Other snowflakes.

 

[Ntwadumela]

This is a totally serious documentary about your regular wolfaboo:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=komph9TxTbI

The subtitles are what really sealed the deal IMO

 

[Scream Aim Fire]

So, resurrecting an ancient fucking thread here, but... are wolfaboos still even a thing on the internet? I see the insult thrown around on KF from time to time, but I haven't really seen much of the sparkledogs for about a decade or so, now.