Wizardchan

[Judge Holden]

Feh, pussy. Just be glad you were never forced to wade through the rule 34 site's MLP section by a sadistic ex girlfriend

So, you had a sadistic ex who forced you to go through the rule 34 site's MLP section? Was there anything deprived even by brony standards such as diapers and ?

.......theres a very obvious answer to this question that imma gonna leave you to figure out.

Heres a hint, it involves the cutie mark crusaders and my new avatar would very much approve of it

 

[exball]

What, that guy really thinks girls have sex with their dogs?
What????
????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

You don't?

 

[Judge Holden]

What, that guy really thinks girls have sex with their dogs?
What????
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You don't?

In soviet russia Doggy styles YOU!!!!

 

[Watcher]

What, that guy really thinks girls have sex with their dogs?
What????

It gets worse

>There is nothing normal about fucking corpses

Normies brag about fucking corpses all the time. Some asshat I'm forced to work with was bragging about fucking some dead deer he shot just a few days ago.

>Yeah brah, they taste even better after you nut in them

I'd prefer a corpse to a living animal, no question. If it's fresh I guess the grand majority of non-zoophiles would.

A fresh qt corpse executed hours or minutes ago with a bullet to the back of the neck probably wouldn't be so bad. At least you'd get to explore and figure out things without the horrible awkwardness and shame of not knowing this at 25.

Or at least you'd get to know what it feels like, get over with it and become a necromancer (or lich depending on your level). Who knows, might be enjoyable, at least people keep roofing each other, and it'd basically be the same thing.

Because date rape and necrophilia are basically the same thing.

 

[TastyWoodenBadge]

>druid
>necromancer

Those words are forbidden here. They are the mark of the normal.

So according to wizards, screwing animals and the dead is considered "normalfag" behaviour.

I cannot begin to comprehend how socially retarded these people are.

 

[tobacky_vapor]

Since Druids are zooiphiles and necromancer are corpse fuckers, wi wonder what Guro lover are know as, battlemages?

 

[José Mourinho]

http://wizardchan.org/b/res/13758.html

Sorry if this is already mentioned, but apparently wizards are victims now.

 

[Springblossom]

http://wizardchan.org/b/res/13758.html

Sorry if this is already mentioned, but apparently wizards are victims now.

Wizardchan is nothing more than a gigantic shrine to their collective victim complex.

 

[exball]

Since Druids are zooiphiles and necromancer are corpse fuckers, wi wonder what Guro lover are know as, battlemages?

Sorcerers?

EDIT:

Spoiler

What a bitch.

 

[Watcher]

>>13782
It's probably something from 4shit, suggesting that pathetic virgins have too high standards and prefer manipulative bitches with big boobs instead of nerdy lonely succubus­s implying lonely gir­­ls exist
But that is not true here on wizardchan where everyone just wants succubus who would genuinely love him. Besides, we don't get attention from any kind of gi­rls so this OC doesn't apply to us.

Apparently lonely girls don't exist and guys don't just want women with big breasts.

Meanwhile all their portrayals of women are women with big boobs who ignore them. Or this.

What a bitch.

Pretty sure that was a guy who wrote that

 

[wheat pasta]

WHAAAT WHATWHATWHAT WHY DO THEY TALK ABOUT CORPSEFUCKING THIS IS NOT OK I AM VERY STRESSED


PS: If they brag about having sex with dead things, chances are they are not the dreaded "normie" but rather what we know colloquially on the internet as a "sick fuck". Hope I cleared that up for you, wizchan!

 

[c-no]

WHAAAT WHATWHATWHAT WHY DO THEY TALK ABOUT CORPSEFUCKING THIS IS NOT OK I AM VERY STRESSED


PS: If they brag about having sex with dead things, chances are they are not the dreaded "normie" but rather what we know colloquially on the internet as a "sick fuck". Hope I cleared that up for you, wizchan!

They would probably pride themselves for being sick people, especially if they want to do something as deprived as that.

 

[Bob's Fries]

http://www.memecenter.com/fun/2498073/f ... a-nutshell

 

[Watcher]

Bros before hoes

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/64010.html

>Have only one friend
>Know him since childhood
>Neckbeard, Otaku
>He goes to university
>Visits some parties with other freshmen
>Changes his style
>Gets a girlfriend
Today he said to me that he don't want to hang out with me any longer. We met in elementary school back then.

Just kill me.

I have nobody with whom I have such a relationship, I can't empathize with you OP.

He went full normalfag, where there is no room for the likes of us. I feel for you OP.

>going to parties
Nothing of value was lost
I wouldn't want to be friends with someone who goes partying

Same thing happened to my childhood friend but he hasn't abandoned me, yet!

Oddly enough whenever I do see him he asks ME for relationship advice.

>Having friends

reported, saged

fuck off normalfag

Is it bad I relate more to his friend than I do to him?

EDIT: 404 LOL THEY CLOSED THE THREAD DUE TO OP BEING A NORMALFAG

Oh god even alluding to the fact you once had fucking friends gets you banned off the site for being a normal. Wizardchan you make me lol.

A lot of people have asked me if some of what the people say here is embellished due to the anonymity and because they sorta know they're being laughed at. The fact of the matter is while I think some of their responses are exaggerated, closing this thread goes beyond trolling and into the realm of just really sad.

Plus I'd have to point out saying you masturbate in a bottle for your own amusement, and having it end up just being a prank you pulled on the internet already shows how disturbed an individual you are.

 

[Springblossom]

EDIT: 404 LOL THEY CLOSED THE THREAD DUE TO OP BEING A NORMALFAG

Oh god even alluding to the fact you once had fucking friends gets you banned off the site for being a normal. Wizardchan you make me lol.

A lot of people have asked me if some of what the people say here is embellished due to the anonymity and because they sorta know they're being laughed at. The fact of the matter is while I think some of their responses are exaggerated, closing this thread goes beyond trolling and into the realm of just really sad.

Plus I'd have to point out saying you masturbate in a bottle for your own amusement, and having it end up just being a prank you pulled on the internet already shows how disturbed an individual you are.

God, that's pitiful on so many levels. Wizardchan - NO FRIENDS EVER.

And about the embellishment: Yeah, I think some of it is deliberately embellished just for the sake of it (I noticed a lot of ridiculous posts when the CWCki post was at the top of Wizardchan's /b/ section), but I'm certain most of it is real. Plus, going "WE R BEIN IRONIK AND U FELL FOR IT LULZ!" only gets you so far. Like that 'necrophilia vs. bestiality' thread we talked about earlier. Even if that's just a big giant joke, it's still really depraved, and I'm certain not everyone on that thread is in on it.

Also: http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/64142.html

I love how there's this huge split among the wizards; you have some of them that put women on a pedestal, and others that hate them for being sluts and whores. Also, there's another guy pimping Douchebag Quinn's essays.

 

[HandBanana]

I was wondering so if Wizardchan bans someone for even mentioning that they once had friends would they consider the other wizards on the board their friends? Or just other losers they hang out with on the interwebs?

 

[Watcher]

Also: http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/64142.html

I love how there's this huge split among the wizards; you have some of them that put women on a pedestal, and others that hate them for being sluts and whores. Also, there's another guy pimping Douchebag Quinn's essays.

I love some of the posts there.

Anyone else if fucking jealous of girls, to the point of feeling inferior to them ?
It pains me how beautiful they are, for example how they can pull off any clothes and still look good whereas I don't even know what to wear. They can wear glasses, jeans and an old pair of tennis-shoes and still look fucking good. I feel ashamed for even breathing near them. It seems beauty is an exclusively female thing. And I will never be able to take advantage of my looks to get by in society like they do.
Also, girls seems more intelligent when it comes to life priorities, work ethics, socialization. Very few girls fail at school. They always are loved by teachers. Life seems to be a game for them. I am sure you agree with that.
How are we going to compete when girls have both the looks and the intelligence ? They make me feel so inadequate.

They're not entirely human, they're sub-human. Inferior to men.

wish I was born in their bodies so I can have people validating my existence online, friends and relationship offline and still be seen as cute for liking videogames, chans, and being shy

And then I have to face the fact that it will never happen. And that I will be alone.

Feels really bad man.

No, I think very little of women, I see them as I see children, weak, unable to fend for themselves, not very bright, and cute. I have never felt below women, they have never challenged me in any way and always look for my help or a mans, as others have stated in this thread, they are below us in every which way, perhaps this feminism nonsense has truly gotten to you OP.

Wizardchan even your own ideals are split between wrath and jealousy.

 

[Saney]

No, I think very little of women, I see them as I see children, weak, unable to fend for themselves, not very bright, and cute. I have never felt below women, they have never challenged me in any way and always look for my help or a mans, as others have stated in this thread, they are below us in every which way, perhaps this feminism nonsense has truly gotten to you OP.

Hello pot, my name is kettle. You're black.

 

[exball]

No, I think very little of women, I see them as I see children, weak, unable to fend for themselves, not very bright, and cute. I have never felt below women, they have never challenged me in any way and always look for my help or a mans, as others have stated in this thread, they are below us in every which way, perhaps this feminism nonsense has truly gotten to you OP.

Hello pot, my name is kettle. You're black.

This guy is blacker then a black hole.

 

[Count groudon]

I'm honestly not trying to alog here I'm really not, I'm just saying that if I had a few hours alone in a room full of all the wizards and a flaming chainsaw, I wouldn't complain