Wizardchan

[The Hunter]

Straight from the abyss.

I'm "Above Average". I must be rolling in women.

66. Hooray for normalfags!

 

[Golly]

53! Living on the cusp of weird and normalfag, which is pretty accurate.

 

[applecat]

71! I'm worse than normalfag scum!!!

 

[Foulmouth]

I'm baffled that no longer living with parents is an achievement.

Did not stick genitals in powerpoint today - +2 pts

 

[LM 697]

92.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Scored 50. HOORAY BIT WEIRD!!! Also when did Fedora become wizard wear? I always associated it with hipster types.

 

[Surtur]

81 mother fuckers.

 

[Springblossom]

Scored 50. HOORAY BIT WEIRD!!! Also when did Fedora become wizard wear? I always associated it with hipster types.

Loveshies started wearing it. Now it's associated with MLP fans and 'nice guys'.

 

[Himawari]

I'm baffled that no longer living with parents is an achievement.

Did not stick genitals in powerpoint today - +2 pts

I'd say it's an achievement. It means that you're financially, emotionally, and developmentally stable enough to take care of yourself, and for some people reaching that point can be a long and difficult process.

I'm 27 and I'm still living with my parents (when I'm not at school, but I'm still dependent on my parents to pay my tuition, room, and board, so it doesn't really count), and I may finally reach the point where I can move out by next summer. My brother is 24 and he's been living on his own for almost two and a half years.

Everyone develops at different rates, and it's nothing to be ashamed of if it takes you a bit longer or a bit more effort to get to that point.

 

[Watcher]

I'd say it's an achievement. It means that you're financially, emotionally, and developmentally stable enough to take care of yourself, and for some people reaching that point can be a long and difficult process.

I'm 27 and I'm still living with my parents (when I'm not at school, but I'm still dependent on my parents to pay my tuition, room, and board, so it doesn't really count), and I may finally reach the point where I can move out by next summer. My brother is 24 and he's been living on his own for almost two and a half years.

Everyone develops at different rates, and it's nothing to be ashamed of if it takes you a bit longer or a bit more effort to get to that point.

I think Foulmouth is more surprised on the fact it's considered an achievement when it's something everyone has to do at some point.

Except Wizards, but they supplant that with Welfare.

Also when did Fedora become wizard wear? I always associated it with hipster types.

They're all losers. I'm assuming they see each other as kindred spirits against the tyranny of Normalfags.

 

[tobacky_vapor]

I got 80. This feels more life a chris chan quiz than a wizard quiz..... Wait wtf am I saying? A chris chan quiz would have these factors:

Spoiler

Banned from a store -10
Banned from a store for a stupid reason. -10
Banned from multiple stores for stupid reasons -20
Have successfully creeped out women -10
Told a woman you had urges to rape her -infinite
In your 30s obsessing over kiddy stuff -20
-20
Having you mom clean your -100
Letting the Internet know about the 2 just mentioned -1000
Draw hideous porn of people you know -200
Write and illustrate a disturbing self-insert comic -20
Tricked by a 13 year old boy -20
Having sex with a blow up doll, record it, then give to so peons via the Internet -20000

That's all I can think of for now for a Chris quiz

Which reminds me, I wonder how many of these wizards are even worse than Chris, at least he goes outside....

 

[Springblossom]

I got 80. This feels more life a Our Pet Lolcow quiz than a wizard quiz..... Wait wtf am I saying? A Our Pet Lolcow quiz would have these factors:

Spoiler

Banned from a store -10
Banned from a store for a stupid reason. -10
Banned from multiple stores for stupid reasons -20
Have successfully creeped out women -10
Told a woman you had urges to rape her -infinite
In your 30s obsessing over kiddy stuff -20
-20
Having you mom clean your -100
Letting the Internet know about the 2 just mentioned -1000

That's all I can think of for now for a Chris quiz

Which reminds me, I wonder how many of these wizards are even worse than Chris, at least he goes outside....

Don't forget:

Draw hideous porn of people you know -20
Write and illustrate a disturbing self-insert comic -100

 

[tobacky_vapor]

I got 80. This feels more life a Our Pet Lolcow quiz than a wizard quiz..... Wait wtf am I saying? A Our Pet Lolcow quiz would have these factors:

Spoiler

Banned from a store -10
Banned from a store for a stupid reason. -10
Banned from multiple stores for stupid reasons -20
Have successfully creeped out women -10
Told a woman you had urges to rape her -infinite
In your 30s obsessing over kiddy stuff -20
-20
Having you mom clean your -100
Letting the Internet know about the 2 just mentioned -1000

That's all I can think of for now for a Chris quiz

Which reminds me, I wonder how many of these wizards are even worse than Chris, at least he goes outside....

Don't forget:

Draw hideous porn of people you know -20
Write and illustrate a disturbing self-insert comic -100

Ty, I put those on my list just now as well as adding 2 more of my own

 

[Saney]

Wait, drawing hideous porn of people you know ranks lower than shitty self-insert comic?

 

[Count groudon]

Wait, drawing hideous porn of people you know ranks lower than shitty self-insert comic?

Have you read sonichu?

 

[Saney]

Wait, drawing hideous porn of people you know ranks lower than shitty self-insert comic?

Have you read sonichu?

I...might have...skimmed it.

 

[Bob's Fries]

Wait, drawing hideous porn of people you know ranks lower than shitty self-insert comic?

Have you read sonichu?

I...might have...skimmed it.

How could you have skimmed it!? Reading Sonichu is like the Hajj of the Five Pillars of Islam for us Christorians!

But seriously, I don't think I can blame you with all that... shit in there.

 

[JarlaxleBaenre]

I'd rather re-read Tolkien and Paolini.

To bring things back on topic, in light of recent events I have to say the Wizards are the lesser of the two evils (those being Wizards and Loveshys). At least they can rise above their cesspits of pity, even if it amounts to them eating their own tails.

 

[homerbeoulve]

I'd rather re-read Tolkien and Paolini.

To bring things back on topic, in light of recent events I have to say the Wizards are the lesser of the two evils (those being Wizards and Loveshys). At least they can rise above their cesspits of pity, even if it amounts to them eating their own tails.

This Wizardchan website ruins most of my respect for Wizards.

 

[Springblossom]

Wait, drawing hideous porn of people you know ranks lower than shitty self-insert comic?

Whoops, forgot to add something:

Posting said hideous porn of people you know online: -480
Defending said decision to post said hideous porn online to the person pictured in said hideous porn: -1500
Using the word 'said' so many times it doesn't seem like a real word anymore: -1