Wizardchan

[exball]

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/58136.html

 

[Watcher]

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/58136.html

So they're willingly wanting to become hermaphrodites just to jack themselves off...

I have no words... one would think prostitutes would be cheaper than fucking expensive and dangerous surgery. Even Our Pet Lolcow figured that shit out.

 

[PvtRichardCranium]

These people are fucking insane!

 

[Duke Nukem]

http://wizardchan.org/v9k/res/58136.html

So they're willingly wanting to become hermaphrodites just to jack themselves off...

I have no words... one would think prostitutes would be cheaper than fucking expensive and dangerous surgery. Even Our Pet Lolcow figured that shit out.

Yeah but you see the point is to REMAIN a wizard, not lose your V. You see, if they do that then everyone wins. They get to know what real sex is like without any of the social interaction normally required, and they get to stay wizards and complain about not getting any pussy. I don't know, it's weird.

 

[Watcher]

Yeah but you see the point is to REMAIN a wizard, not lose your V. You see, if they do that then everyone wins. They get to know what real sex is like without any of the social interaction normally required, and they get to stay wizards and complain about not getting any pussy. I don't know, it's weird.

So virgins would willingly rather hang out with this

Spoiler

Than this

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And still physically demand the latter.

I don't think that's winning. I think that's purposefully going to great lengths to try and lose as effectively as possible so you don't have to win.

It's not like Wizards have any particular educational or intelligent superiority considering many of their topics consist of problems as trivial as "I can't deal with this solution that involves talking to someone. So I'm going to go to great lengths and spend hours doing something that is to my detriment because I don't wanna face my fears and actually do something with my life."

And yet they wonder why women don't just magically wander up to them and present their vaginas. They have to grow them on their arms to jack themselves off because they're too afraid to have a conversation.

Wizardchan quote of the day. The most sane person on this board that is surprisingly doing the right things for the wrong reasons.

Hi fellow wizards.

What have your experiences been in loony bins/psychiatric wards? I'm trying to get myself checked into one permanently due to possibility of homelessness & extreme poverty.

I have nothing to lose and nothing to live for, and I'm unfortunately too much of a pussy to kill myself, so it's worth a shot.

Is one allowed to read and check out books? I could live without Internet as long as I have books as a recreation.

What are the conditions like? Is threatening to want to kill myself enough for permanent commitment, or should I say that I want to kill/rape little kids and others? Tips please.

Namely he wants to be committed, which is good, but he's doing it simply because he wants to continue to leach off the government.

It always reminds me of Chris Chan and how he is constantly trolled by people that are half of his age. (IE: Bluespike). It sorta made me realize that these people who have these innate fears people just get over are just too frightened to face reality so they create their own where they are constantly the victim when infact they're an oppressor with no power.

The more I visit this site the more I wonder aloud if there's a pattern with parenting, like if their parents did absolutely nothing to their children during their lives because if it is them I blame the most out of all of this. Or was it just increased pampering but no actual education like with Our Pet Lolcow.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

http://wizardchan.org/wiz/res/31909.html

Wizards talk about how they stalk others.

As a lover of Ellen Page (crush and actually acting which these people seem to ignore) this makes me weep.

 

[Watcher]

http://wizardchan.org/wiz/res/31909.html

Wizards talk about how they stalk others.

As a lover of Ellen Page (crush and actually acting which these people seem to ignore) this makes me weep.

 

[qwerty5535]

Apparently the wizards are laughing at our "creepy stalker like behavior" and our "self-righteous hypocrisy". Those damned virgins should look in the mirror! They are pathetic! :x
http://wizardchan.org/b/res/12122.html

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Apparently the term "sheeple" doesn't get you laughed out of the club. Biggest offense yet.

 

[teheviltwin]

Apparently the wizards are laughing at our creepy stalker like behavior and our self-righteous hypocrisy. :x
http://wizardchan.org/b/res/12122.html

Well in that case...

My birthday this weekend was amazing. My boyfriend spoilt me silly. Not in a material way but with thoughtfulness and care. He is amazing and I absolutely adore everything about him. I love spending time with him and I also feel really appreciated. He adores that I enjoy his hobbies (some are a little unusual for a girl). Now it's getting cold we're both looking forward to long romantic evenings spent in front of a roaring fire.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Apparently the wizards are laughing at our creepy stalker like behavior and our self-righteous hypocrisy. :x
http://wizardchan.org/b/res/12122.html

Well in that case...

My birthday this weekend was amazing. My boyfriend spoilt me silly. Not in a material way but with thoughtfulness and care. He is amazing and I absolutely adore everything about him. I love spending time with him and I also feel really appreciated. He adores that I enjoy his hobbies (some are a little unusual for a girl). Now it's getting cold we're both looking forward to long romantic evenings spent in front of a roaring fire.

SHEEPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[qwerty5535]

Apparently the wizards are laughing at our creepy stalker like behavior and our self-righteous hypocrisy. :x
http://wizardchan.org/b/res/12122.html

Well in that case...

My birthday this weekend was amazing. My boyfriend spoilt me silly. Not in a material way but with thoughtfulness and care. He is amazing and I absolutely adore everything about him. I love spending time with him and I also feel really appreciated. He adores that I enjoy his hobbies (some are a little unusual for a girl). Now it's getting cold we're both looking forward to long romantic evenings spent in front of a roaring fire.

SHEEPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[teheviltwin]

SHEEPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I know. But not just any sheeple! I'm an evil succubus sheeple!

I just can't get enough of those happy hormones... I will never learn.

 

[CatParty]

Apparently the wizards are laughing at our "creepy stalker like behavior" and our "self-righteous hypocrisy". Those damned virgins should look in the mirror! They are pathetic! :x
http://wizardchan.org/b/res/12122.html

hi wizard.

 

[Rio]

Apparently the wizards are laughing at our "creepy stalker like behavior" and our "self-righteous hypocrisy". Those damned virgins should look in the mirror! They are pathetic! :x
http://wizardchan.org/b/res/12122.html

What's wrong with being a NEET?
It is payback for all the bullying, the sheep will work till they bleed and pay their taxes for my easy life.
I will laugh at their attempts to shame me, i could care less about their precious rotten society.
I just want to see the world burn.

Goddamn, I almost cut myself on all of this edginess.

I also like how they use the term incel unironically. Maybe they should merge with the loveshy forums. They have a lot in common.

 

[teheviltwin]

Apparently the wizards are laughing at our "creepy stalker like behavior" and our "self-righteous hypocrisy". Those damned virgins should look in the mirror! They are pathetic! :x
http://wizardchan.org/b/res/12122.html

hi wizard.

Needs a custom rank.

 

[Night Terror]

Looks like they are butthurt that we are laughing about them.

 

[Himawari]

Oh great. More normies to arrive here and troll us. And they're autistic normies at that.

>When I'm done doing the schoolwork I'm working on, I will make a troll account. I promise! I'll let you niggos know which one I am, this will be in a couple weeks.

>>12135
there are more posts like this in previuos pages also some of them are posting links to troll threads they made

I do think we should refrain from going there and stirring the pot. Just let them be, they'll do what they do just fine without any of us egging them on.

(I know, I've made several accounts to play around with Rose, but that's different. Somehow. I promise.)

Also, it's a chan, you don't "make an account."

 

[DrChristianTroy]

What's wrong with being a NEET?
It is payback for all the bullying, the sheep will work till they bleed and pay their taxes for my easy life.
I will laugh at their attempts to shame me, i could care less about their precious rotten society.
I just want to see the world burn.

I could have sworn I wrote this when I was 14.

 

[exball]

I like how wizards don't mention all the death threats they make.