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- 26 Wrz 2019
When I die and go to Heaven will there be a Nintendo Entertainment System, and which games will they have for it
Will there be Nintendo in Heaven?
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Yes, however the selection of games will be limited...
Complete list of approved games here
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Christian_video_games
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Christian_video_games
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- 15 Sty 2018
Jesus only has a Sega Saturn.
But he has the RAM cart and the light gun and Panzer Dragoon Saga
But he has the RAM cart and the light gun and Panzer Dragoon Saga
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- 13 Paź 2019
@Pissmaster no nintendie in heaven
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- 23 Cze 2015
Everyone knows god hates fags so anyone who likes Nintendo goes straight to hell.
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- 5 Lut 2019
if it's the christian heaven there'd better be a sickass gaming tower that can somehow emulate anything i want anyway
with a comfy chair and also two monitors so i can watch bad movies too
so yeah, unless jesus is full of shit, sure
with a comfy chair and also two monitors so i can watch bad movies too
so yeah, unless jesus is full of shit, sure
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- 2 Lut 2022
In Heaven, there is just a single video game console which plays all video games to date and future games, an akashic record of all which is videogame.
All games are native, all HD, all high refresh rate.
All games come included with manuals and spoiler-free walkthroughs.
There are no pedophiles, groomers, gaming journalists, trannies, and homos, for they are burning in Hell.
No one cries about men not being able to wear womens clothing items.
No one cares about NPCs calling your female character a woman.
No online subscriptions, and no online multiplayer. Games have local multiplayer and magically pull other Heaven dwellers who are compatible with you to your side.
In Heaven, the d-pads feel just right.
Your controller shifts in shape to the size of your hands, with your configuration of choice. If you prefer an immersive VR experience, there is no controller and the world around you shifts to your game.
In Heaven, you never forget to save because all games have autosave and have multiple points.
In Heaven, you are comfy.
All games are native, all HD, all high refresh rate.
All games come included with manuals and spoiler-free walkthroughs.
There are no pedophiles, groomers, gaming journalists, trannies, and homos, for they are burning in Hell.
No one cries about men not being able to wear womens clothing items.
No one cares about NPCs calling your female character a woman.
No online subscriptions, and no online multiplayer. Games have local multiplayer and magically pull other Heaven dwellers who are compatible with you to your side.
In Heaven, the d-pads feel just right.
Your controller shifts in shape to the size of your hands, with your configuration of choice. If you prefer an immersive VR experience, there is no controller and the world around you shifts to your game.
In Heaven, you never forget to save because all games have autosave and have multiple points.
In Heaven, you are comfy.
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- 25 Cze 2019
God is a Ps1 fanboy so you can forget about it. Allthough if you want 8 bit gaming he allso provides C64....but no disc drive only slow loading tape.
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- 24 Cze 2021
Better.
There will be Nintendo 2.
There will be Nintendo 2.
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- 29 Maj 2021
No bingbingwahoo in heaven
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- 7 Sty 2022
It has a Super Nintendo but there’s a line
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- 15 Sty 2018
Also there's PS Triple but only if you got to Baller Heaven
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- 10 Mar 2020
Only if your wife's boyfriend buys you one before you die.
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- 30 Lip 2013
No, but there's a 3DO with every game ever made for it except Doom.
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- 23 Lip 2016
He can spend at least a month of eternity exploring the galaxy in Star Control 2.
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- 9 Maj 2019
Nintendo was region locked out of heaven on day one, charged with selling hanafuda decks to Japanese gambling hell lords.
Hiroshi Yamauchi and Satoru Iwata have been working on the situation in conference up there, but after all these years they have only succeeded in getting the Virtualboy localized with a limited library. Source: AP
Hiroshi Yamauchi and Satoru Iwata have been working on the situation in conference up there, but after all these years they have only succeeded in getting the Virtualboy localized with a limited library. Source: AP
Is 3DO Doom blacklisted because of Burger Becky's transition?
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No, Heaven is being sued by Nintendo for copyright infringement.
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- 15 Sty 2014
You’re not going to heaven.
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- 6 Sie 2021
Heaven will have every single video game, consoles, and PCs. I will love it.
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- 23 Cze 2015
On the other hand, the only people that like Nintendo are children or those who want to fuck children, and heaven will be filled with Catholic priests therefore everyone in heaven gets a Nintendo!
Yes, however the selection of games will be limited...
Complete list of approved games here
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Christian_video_games
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Christian_video_games
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