why is tea better than coffee? - how can coffee suck less?

[Gangstalker #32194]

maybe what we need to do is make sure all coffee is picked out of the shit of an animal who ate it beforehand

 

[KittyGremlin]

Why is OP so homosexual?

 

[Tablet County]

It isn't they both suck.

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

Coffee has a strong, bitter flavor. It requires stoic manliness to learn to enjoy it. Tea has a mild, gentle flavor, which is why girls and femboys enjoy it more than coffee.

 

[Super Shiro]

Br*toid spotted in Q&A!!!

 

[eatler]

Have you tried putting honey in your coffee?

 

[FrancineCansMcGee]

L-theanine takes the jittery edge off the caffeine buzz and makes it a more chill, relaxed energy. As for taste, I actually like coffee but find I tend to chug it right down while with tea I enjoy it more slowly, which ends up being a more rewarding experience.

 

[dick brain]

Green tea has a compound that counteracts the jittery/anxious effect of caffeine, it might be l-theanine but I'm not sure that's correct.

Also while the caffeine content for a serving of coffee is generally agreed to be about 200mg, the actual content in a coffee from Starbucks or McDonald's is around 250mg for a small, with large coffees not uncommonly pushing a fucking gram of caffeine. Comparatively, a green tea typically has less than 100mg, about as much as a coca cola. Setting aside the fact that consuming a fucking gram of caffeine in a sitting is a bad idea as an isolated incident, caffeine tolerance, dependence and withdrawal are real, and the more you consume, the more of a physiological debt you're incurring that you'll have to match the next day just to maintain executive function, and eventually have to withdraw from.

 

[Anti Snigger]

I drink coffee normally, I drink tea when I'm sick and need the hot liquid to clear out my sinuses, especially late at night.

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

it was close but eventually i awarded the solution to the post that i read in francine's voice

 

[FrancineCansMcGee]

I can also drain a 2-liter of Sunkist in, like, a minute. Freaks people out.

 

[The Ugly One]

the more of a physiological debt you're incurring that you'll have to match the next day just to maintain executive function, and eventually have to withdraw from.

hahahahahahaha nope

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Because you can't coffee bag your opponent in Halo.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Coffee makes me nervous and even tea does, but they both taste great. I'd give the edge to tea as it's lighter and more refreshing.

I just prefer flavored water/carbonated water usually.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

Less caffeine in tea and doesnt make your breath stink as bad as coffee does.

 

[User names must be unique]

Because coffee is coffee unless you turn it into one of those syrup filled abominations. tea can vary a lot without having to add anything.