Why is Phil actually in the hospital? - Place your bets

[sperginity]

He'd be on a psych hold for that, which means he wouldn't be lounging in bed, watching cartoons, and posting to Tumblr.

it's a little more complicated than that. Psych floors aren't really equipped to deal with much besides psych problems. They just put a CNA in the room 24 hours to watch most psych cases that have surgery or intensive medical treatment. They typically don't restrict phones unless they're creating a danger with the item, which Phil wouldn't. Psych holds also have a limit on the number of hours they last. I think intentional self injuries are still on the table as a possibility.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

acute brain atrophy, I mean more than usual.

 

[Deadpool]

acute brain atrophy, I mean more than usual.

He lacks the required organs for that condition.

 

[Teeter]

I figure he guzzled laxatives until it became a problem to get himself admitted. If he was dehydrated enough his electrolytes and mineral levels could also be down which would warrant floor admission with a saline/nutrition drip.

 

[xyrichard]

I think it's real. I know he shouldn't have qualified, but the majority of troons are cluster b and unemployed, so it's not like you've got to be in perfect mental health (lol) to get a fake pussy.

Maybe I'm naive, but yeah, I'm pretty convinced.

 

[break these cuffs]

I think it's real. I know he shouldn't have qualified, but the majority of troons are cluster b and unemployed, so it's not like you've got to be in perfect mental health (lol) to get a fake pussy.

Maybe I'm naive, but yeah, I'm pretty convinced.

I believe @Smutley when he says he has someone on the inside more than Spuds McKenzie's poorly planned and poorly executed deception. That Phil didn't react at all to the fact that a bonafide Kiwi Farms informant is on Dr. Dugi's staff and would be involved at all in his hatchet wound operation speaks volumes. He's reading the threads religiously and making posts to address issues brought up in thread in a vain attempt to shore up credibility. His paranoia and delusions would have him shitting bricks and scrambling to disprove and refute a Kiwi informant. Phil's silences say as much as his screeches.

 

[repentance]

He's reading the threads religiously and making posts to address issues brought up in thread in a vain attempt to shore up credibility. His paranoia and delusions would have him shitting bricks and scrambling to disprove and refute a Kiwi informant.

What is strange is that he's not shrieking about suing the hospital. Phil's reaction to anything kiwi-related, whether real or imagined, tends to be dramatic. It's hard to imagine him not flipping his shit if he thought anyone on his doctor's staff had divulged any information.

 

[Twrx]

What is strange is that he's not shrieking about suing the hospital. Phil's reaction to anything kiwi-related, whether real or imagined, tends to be dramatic. It's hard to imagine him not flipping his shit if he thought anyone on his doctor's staff had divulged any information.

Its because he knows if he acknowledges smutleys informant, he'll be admitting he didn't get a stink ditch.

 

[HickoryDickory]

I wish it was for his feet. Those things are nasty.

 

[4Macie]

Its because he knows if he acknowledges smutleys informant, he'll be admitting he didn't get a stink ditch.

The amazing thing is that, now, for the rest of his life Phil is going to have to lie to everyone about this.

Toren could easily be like “he didn’t get the surgery”. Anyone else in the future Phil deals with could say the same. So now Phil has to avoid getting naked infront of anyone and everyone.

 

[AnOminous]

Toren could easily be like “he didn’t get the surgery”. Anyone else in the future Phil deals with could say the same. So now Phil has to avoid getting naked infront of anyone and everyone.

So he's doomed to be a Nevernude the rest of his life.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

So now Phil has to avoid getting naked infront of anyone and everyone.

I don't see a downside to this.

 

[Haunter]

I wish it was for his feet. Those things are nasty.

Of the surgical "corrections" he could choose to pursue, you'd think his cartoon-like overbite would be pretty high on the list.

Also, anyone remember when Phil released his schedule of the weeks leading up the the surgery, and all the days dedicated entirely to the gym and yoga? That's been completely "memory-holed" by now, right? I'm curious to see how this entire S.R.S. thing will disappear down the stink ditch in the coming weeks.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Of the surgical "corrections" he could choose to pursue, you'd think his cartoon-like overbite would be pretty high on the list.

He's not actually pursuing any of these surgeries - he just wants us to think he is. With most of his surgery lies, it's things that are (in his mind) easy to conceal or fake, like his orchi, his fake gash or his electrolysis. I suspect that's a major reason why he didn't mention facial feminisation, boob job or voice therapy after his initial announcement - because those were things that he knew he couldn't fake or would have to be faked on a permanent basis.

 

[Haunter]

He's not actually pursuing any of these surgeries - he just wants us to think he is.

Yeah, I know the surgeries are lies. And that he won't make the effort to bring about whatever change to his life. Which is why I think the overbite would be an obvious problem to focus on. Unlike the exercising, voice therapy, recognizing his own psychopathology, etc., all he'd have to do is go to the specialist and have the procedure. He's shown with the hospital pictures he's willing to stay in a medical facility.

Of course, in the proper sense, there really is no Phil to have an overbite, be overweight, whatever. His universe and his personality are complete appearance. To him, he has no fixed, substantial body to need changing. I guess you could interpret Chris' cartoon universe of insubstanial appearances in the same way.

 

[ThousandPointsOfLight]

Since the date was planned so far in advance I'm guessing it was something planned.

His deviant lifestyle and terrible diet (plus the mention of hemorrhoids) made me think a planned polyp removal or maybe hemorrhoid and/or fissure repair. Then his bowel prep starts to make sense.

Self inflicted seems pretty possible as well; Xochi going Lorena Bobbit on Phil seems pretty great.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

Since the date was planned so far in advance I'm guessing it was something planned.

His deviant lifestyle and terrible diet (plus the mention of hemorrhoids) made me think a planned polyp removal or maybe hemorrhoid and/or fissure repair. Then his bowel prep starts to make sense.

Self inflicted seems pretty possible as well; Xochi going Lorena Bobbit on Phil seems pretty great.

Yeah, he’s had a minor elective procedure scheduled ever since he announced his “SRS” calendar. Whatever he was getting done he decided to create an elaborate theater around it and pretend it was SRS and it’s been amusing as fuck how dedicated he is to this absurdity

 

[m0rnutz]

Is there any procedure that would involve a mesh sling that he has? Is it a laxative-induced prolapse or did Stutters break his small weenie?

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

Phil is recovering from a nasty bout of hypoxia inflicted by him being so stupid that he literally forgot to breathe. Fortunately, he has a rare medical condition where he thinks using his butt, so this was inconvenient rather than fatal.

 

[break these cuffs]

Is there any procedure that would involve a mesh sling that he has? Is it a laxative-induced prolapse or did Stutters break his small weenie?

There was a pic posted in another thread of a post srs surgical dressing that looked kinda like Phils. It was much larger and more robust in every way possible. I also found illustrations of a similar dressing for a scrotal hernia, but they were from the 1800s. Admittedly I have not looked very hard. Phil could have gotten whoever brought him the book today to bring in some bandages and help him rig something up that looked like it was in the parking lot of a ballpark.