Why is everyone getting cancer lately?

[Quijibo69]

I found out a blood relative got cancer and it's not inherited and got the shoot. It seems like it's everyone that did is getting cancer. Is it just me?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Probably because you know more older people than younger people.

 

[Tram Fan]

I'm not sure I should say something stupid or smart

 

[IronBarrelBro]

Some people say, "We just didn't know how to detect it until recently, it's always been just as common", but I don't personally buy that. I think it's all the crap they're putting in the food, but I'm no genius. It's just a baseless hunch.

 

[urr13 account]

vaxx status?

 

[Exegesis]

food + obesity

 

[Rozzy]

Particulate matter, artificial sweeteners, microplastics, the list is endless.

 

[Internet-Based Lobotomy]

The world has become so gay that it gives people cancer from all the cringing.

 

[Quijibo69]

vaxx status?

They sure are and they're going to the No Kings Discovery Zone, too.

 

[Nicholas Gur]

Cancer is just natural entropy. In the pharma hellscape we live in now, a critical mass of unfit specimen have extended their lives long past their genetic destiny.