Why Does Masturbation help with hangovers

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

Literally, I just fap and after a few hours I'm fine. what's the science behind it, or atleast, some of your theories

 

[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

You squirt the poison out

 

[King Fructose]

You feel so good that you forget to be hungover

 

[Irrational Exuberance]

It's because the act of orgasm causes your body to release a number of different hormones - two of which are dopamine and endorphins (the latter of which is a natural pain reliever and lessens stress).

But the reason you're feeling the hangover is because your body's dehydrated because it has to flush the alcohol through your system - drink more water in-between shots (or pulls, or whatever), and also when you wake up.

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

It's because the act of orgasm causes your body to release a number of different hormones - two of which are dopamine and endorphins (the latter of which is a natural pain reliever and lessens stress).

But the reason you're feeling the hangover is because your body's dehydrated because it has to flush the alcohol through your system - drink more water in-between shots (or pulls, or whatever), and also when you wake up.

The other part of it is if one has been consuming anything that isn't a clear spirit. What generally gives darker liquor's their color, such as Whisky, are cogeners. Cogeners can be any number of a variety of volatile organic compounds with various properties and physical effects. The body trying to detoxify cogeners is believed to be part of the "hangover" effect. The body is rather efficient at detoxifying ethyl alcohol, but not the various cogeners. It is believed to be the reason why a hangover involving clear liquor are usually less intense than one involving darker liquors.

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Wait, that's how you get over a hangover?!?

 

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

Wait, that's how you get over a hangover?!?

not entirely (drinking water ofc) but it helps.

 

[Cloaca Rimjob]

You need to get the hangover out of your body, sweat it out, shit it out, piss it out, puke it out, wank it out. .... and drink water too

 

[Isaac]

Satan will take away the pain of a hangover in exchange for acts of Sexual Immorality