Why does Britney Spears Look 55?

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

She's only in her early 40s yet she looks like a hybrid between a lot lizard and a lunch lady.

 

[Pee Cola]

On the flipside, Kylie Minogue is 55 yet she looks like she's in her early 40s. I'd much rather think about Kylie than Britney tbh.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

On the flipside, Kylie Minogue is 55 yet she looks like she's in her early 40s. I'd much rather think about Kylie than Britney tbh.

I love Kylie Minogue. Chocolate is my all time favorite.

 

[CEO of Husbandos]

Hard drugs and mental illness.

 

[Crashman11]

she needed a strong, jesus loving, true and honest husband to protect her early on, women dont weather hardship as well as men can.

women are ment to love things, and be pretty, and sing and dance, and so on, all within the impenetrable fortress men build for them.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Anti-psychotics and molestation.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

I'd rather she have a leathery old face like a catchers glove rather than go out like madonna

On the flipside, Kylie Minogue is 55 yet she looks like she's in her early 40s. I'd much rather think about Kylie than Britney tbh.

Dannii


They can't all be Liz ...

57. Still smash.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Stress, mental illness, presumed drug/and or alcohol abuse, and just the fact women tend to age like milk. But she's still pretty hot.

 

[Wine em Dine em 69 em]

I just want to know why her skin looks the color and consistency of raw chicken. Like it’s reddish pink and puffy. She’s always been ‘athletic’ but now it’s more bloated and Windburnt than a middle aged mentally ill Louisiana cigarette hag should be.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

As the cowboys say, "She was rode hard and put away wet"

 

[Named User]

She drinks a lot of Pepsi (3:29)

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Stress, mental illness, presumed drug/and or alcohol abuse, and just the fact women tend to age like milk. But she's still pretty hot.

Loo, she's shaped like a surfboard

she needed a strong, jesus loving, true and honest husband to protect her early on, women dont weather hardship as well as men can.

women are ment to love things, and be pretty, and sing and dance, and so on, all within the impenetrable fortress men build for them.

The older I get the more I agree.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Loo, she's shaped like a surfboard

Perfect for riding then

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Perfect for riding then

Face down with your dirty feet on top.

 

[The Last Stand]

Too toxic for her own good.

 

[A Gay Retard]

She no longer has a world-class team of makeup artists and stylists fussing over her every 15 minutes.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I need to start wearing my glasses while browsing here. Thought you said Brittney Spears looks SS not 55 and thought I’d see her in some kind of weird Eva Braun cosplay.

 

[ButtwholeXtopherReeves]

Combination of genetic mental illness (likely Borderline Personality Disorder with extreme bouts of dissociative features under stress), history of street drug abuse (crystal meth), and a liquid/pharmaceutical lobotomy (long-term use of Rx SSRIs & Antipsychotics, which are shown to cause cognitive decline).

Britney has really become remniscent of a drug-addled mentally ill homeless hobo from the looks of her Instagram. Honestly shocked she hasn't been given a special Patron Saint style dedicated Lolcow or Skitzocow thread here on the Farm, because the material she's been posting on her IG as of late is definitely worthy! Case in point: Her Butcher Knife/Benihaha Samarai dances...

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

People just wouldn't leave her alone

 

[tehpope]

Drugs.

On the flipside, Kylie Minogue is 55 yet she looks like she's in her early 40s. I'd much rather think about Kylie than Britney tbh.

Ironic. Cause Kylie had breast cancer like 20 years ago.