Why do you evade taxes?

[Skitarii]

You evade taxes because you don't want to pay money

I evade taxes because iraqi war veterans don't deserve my medicare

 

[DJ Grelle]

I evade taxes because it's too complicated
I should be notifying the government of my crypto gains but I don't know how so I don't

 

[Red Hood]

I evade taxes because I'm legally dead.

 

[Tism the Return]

Paying taxes is like being legally buckbroken. You wouldn't let that happen now would you?

 

[Skitarii]

Paying taxes is like being legally buckbroken. You wouldn't let that happen now would you?

On the contrary, it can be very based, such as when I fund the military to blow up libyan civilians or when I fund the CIA to blow up libyan civilians

 

[Johnny Salami]

avoiding taxes is anti-semetic (unless your Rabi gives you permission)

 

[Free Steaks!]

Nice try fuzzlad.

I evade them because I don't work. I'm trying to latch on to that gubmint tit so hard the nip never pops loose. Keep that cheese comin'!

 

[Retink]

I fully and completely comply with tax rules and regulations. No need to look into me mega-glowies at the IRS. Oh and I love Israel, they are our greatest allies and I hope you send more of my tax money to them.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

I evade taxes because it's easier than paying them.

 

[Table Country]

Running from tax men is good cardio.

 

[TheGoodSucc88]

Because my tax dollars will go to programs that is suppose to help single nappy-headed hoes take care of their disabled child. I'm not talking about Chris Chan disabled, I"m talking about wheelchair-and-change-his/her-adult-diapers-every-day disabled. To add insult to injury, these poor single black moms will only see 20 cents per dollar of the amount for support because niggers in management do no know how to manage money especially in the federal goverment.

If I'm going to get cucked into raising another persons child, I might well attend my towns mandingo party.