Why do weebs put figures into jars?

[Alligator Alcatraz]

What is that all about?

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

So they can’t escape.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

come on

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

You know exactly why, you just want an in depth breakdown.

 

[Femboy Breeder]

Weebs are all Slaaneshian sex pest, its the closet thing they'll have to a woman who cant run away from them

 

[Fag Albert]

i dont get it either. plastic cant go bad. put stuff like tomatoes and eggs in a jar so they last longer.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

I need an example of this.
It may be retardation or oxidisation …

 

[Rozzy]

So they can ejaculate on them.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Just be sure not to put it in the microwave.

 

[DankSmoker]

i dont get it either. plastic cant go bad. put stuff like tomatoes and eggs in a jar so they last longer.

Gotta keep that new plastic smell.

 

[Soycast Guy]

A white fluid is put in the jar to preserve them for thousands of years. That’s what I heard.

 

[Day Drinking]

The only thing I put in a jar is my feelings.

Weebs put things in jars because they are lazy faggots and don't take pride in meticulously cleaning and maintaining their figures. The Chad hangs their models from the roof or in dramatic poses on the book shelf. Weebs don't even take delight in putting the things together. They just buy stupid figurines in a box and move it to their jars. Fags. The Gundam and mech weebs get a pass because those kits are highly autistic and they are properly displayed.

 

[Catler]

So basically it's like Bonsai Kitten, but real and slightly different. Since the figurines can't actually grow to fit the container, they fill the void with a thick, white, liquid slowly over time.

Once full they microwave it to better congeal the liquid, forever entombing the anime figure.

It's a form of preservation, sort of like pickling, but for plastic. I'm told the white substance is edible as well.

 

[SandyCat]

I can't tell who's shitposting and who's serious at this point. For those fortunate enough to not be cursed with knowledge proceed at your own peril

Spoiler

The jars are a reference/meme regarding the My Little Pony jar "project"

 

[Book Thief]

So we can eat our spaghetti with them. Duh!

 

[Haint]

It only counts if its left on the furnace for a undetermined but lengthy amount of time. Till it develops a deep golden color.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

I can't tell who's shitposting and who's serious at this point. For those fortunate enough to not be cursed with knowledge proceed at your own peril

Spoiler

The jars are a reference/meme regarding the My Little Pony jar "project"
https://youtube.com/watch?v=6uPhRZLzZCghttps://youtube.com/watch?v=AngKMxkAEK8

I should give you a fucking slap for that for fucks sake spoiler your spoilers ya weird cunt