Why do old people like grapefruit?

[Cherry Eyed Hamster]

Grapefruit is fucking nasty, yo.

 

[Eternal Newfag]

You don't throw sugar at everything to make it taste better? Weirdo!

 

[OrionBalls]

Because they can't eat them, anymore. One craves what one is forbidden.

 

[Chromeo]

You know how porn addicts seek out harder stuff over time? I think that's what happened with old people and oranges. They needed something more sour, less enjoyable, harder to peel, AND IT COMES WITH A SHARP SPOON!! Next thing you know they'll be eating lemons and injecting themselves with heroin.

 

[TheRaptorJesus]

Because they can't eat them, anymore. One craves what one is forbidden.

A lot of medications react with grapefruit and they are probably the last people that should be eating it.

 

[Shartavius]

The elderly are the main practitioners of the grapefruit technique:

1:10

 

[gorgoroth7134]

I like grapefruit, sour foods are good.

 

[Shidoen]

@Cherry Eyed Hamster
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[ShamefurDispray]

They used to make a Sourpatch Grapefruit. They were fucking amazing. I have been searching for them for years, no success.

Thank you for making me relieve my trauma op...

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

It makes a lot of pharmaceutical drugs more potent.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

It makes a lot of pharmaceutical drugs more potent.

A lot of recreational drugs as well.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

Grapefruits are pretty good.. besides the reflux they cause.