Why do I find Greta Hotberg attractive? - *PLAP* *PLAP* *PLAP*

[Extreme Crusader]

She's like the perfect girl you can just not worry about her judging you after you coom tell her about your troubles....

Fortunately, someone like this sexy specimen can be used like a ragdoll. Like... Imagine just putting her facedown in your pillow and just going to pound town. Just the plapping alone would get me riled up.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

She is an 11/10. I trust and believe when she talks about global warming because any time I see her I get all hot under the collar! AWOOOOOOOGA! Hubba hubba!

 

[Glad I couldn't help]

The only people who find her attractive are pedophiles who haven't followed her as she aged.

 

[TheSaltySpitoon]

Here’s one for your collection, buddy

 

[Absolutego]

"Why do I find Greta Thunberg attractive fellow kiwis?"
*reads thread subtitle*

Terminally online autism, @Extreme Crusader, the answer is terminally online autism.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Would, but I'd regret and deny it

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

She would be the perfect girlfriend for me.

Other girls are all like, "Get a job, clean your apartment, get a driver's license, take a shower" Blah blah blah

Greta would understand that I'm protesting corporate greed, providing a habitat for local flora and fauna, cutting down on carbon emissions and conserving water.